| Show - 40 ENTERTAINMENT The Salt I Ake Tribune t C5 Saturday August LS 2004 i Not a lick of smarts behind dismal 'Baby Geniuses 2' Superbables: Gaily Geniuses 2 ' '' '' 11' ': a laity Who does -- i ' Rated PO for violence and rude humoC tk S II M 4 s 7 tit - --- At - 00 Now open at area theaters 11 A - i --- r- ''w — : BY SEAN P MEANS The Salt Ilikf Tribune Or461 i -- 7 "Baby Geniuses" ranked No 8 on my list of the 10 worst movies of 1999 but "Superbables: Baby Geniuses 2" may top that mark this year as it manages to surpass the original for witless banality and bargain-basemeproduction values The movie's heroes are four at an LA ' ° it - -- 1' Ie- ft x 10L' ' i 7 Soal Wol Simi $313144636 corms Mom CAROM O200 S Asthma Rood 101882 180 11103 r t 7- ft - - op tt 1 - 4 pmitiwoolot 1 ri $ f f 1' - r -- - :''- I i V it 11 17117140 WOMAN FOR Ilion 3588 1030 OW1106 ra772 Corm's Cronwo 5 Doc 001173 41014 SATIWAY 3215 SiC II 01 ow am mow t f 77 ct some if ji '1 " - S Decker 15 ) 715 180 West 7201 North S Jordan Landing 3044636 MEGAPLEX 17 9400 5 8400 hhst 3500 5625760 CARMIKE 12 9200 61lierlaved Carole I Rd RITZ 32179 DuckiN S Jordan 7201 15 CENTURY US Dc 1945 Wart 16 — '' r titii '14 00 11 o 004'440 14 '4- 400 ' 'j00 104' '"4'' 3688 Soo &Redwood SOP - I 1 t L ‘i 106 ' i ki floulthi IA v - Road 0 I IS 3217 S Decker ha 171111 ' 11' rake 1 -- n P S e Citti fitYati7iitat ri Fs I it:X- § i r 67r!1”:11rIe - 111 Anecondec The Hunt tor the Mood Orchid (1245 300 5:20) 140 1000 I Bourne Supremacy (PG13) I I 9 Ihe tIM:2ASttl5r13:40 Zero (e) Seeped Owe (PG13) (12:2S I a 240 900) 325 04S 20S 430) 300 930 (11:4S Open Winter lit) I (12:15 2:1S 4:15)6:15 I I tan 815 L Esiordst The Beginning (1220 290 920) 790 IDA 1 IF 1117T4 A I itfo ti I I ' e 111 I 0 i-1- okrriieto 3t0 3:15 2110 2 9'SO The Hint fertile 05 10 30 II "1 Mead Okhid terilt 540)8 ill:452:104 35)200 (140 DO 515) ptis tring Denten State Ott IA 1 tO - 500) 730 1 1 1000 Ind Solclowsprom too nos15) LA015 Village (Pre13) (17252:4S 910) (11:IS IAS) Rotuma Oft the Leah teGt (100 PM 11 a LARGE FORMAT kelt lia04 00500 Coated Camelot Del Widen 45 Wets and ' dr'A I I I ) 70S 9 IS Soldierspoig ono 1: As so) 1 ss 9 is 0 lo sso)stoo tom titrie Nadi Book Tin Village (PCtol3) (1100 400) 700 9 $0 Illandatian Caididete lig (1'3 415) TS 10 OS Spideralim 2 (mil) (11:05 200 4'55) 255 1010 and the Prisoner el Aatiabos (Kt vItatiloPootter ILOCYRUSTERS me Vtimot 00 4 30 cricVett--''- '' Hony PotilPf P wkassdn AJILAnAnollArn An Awan Ak tiVi 0 1i : I le l'iLt :11 killit :411 I! : (1 $jfr $ 11 4 ti ii II! 1 - ' Dft: I 144 IS CA01400 2 4:40)7:35- - 1025 (PG) RITZ IS 321 S 115 S I no d1"Mn Rio CARN111 6iand 9200 SI 304 4636 562 IMS CINI 0 ME NORY0000 CINIMAKWAHIERICAN Decket take Rot 93 4386 Hal 56 100001 Call MARK Mt MARX WEST 15W COTAMONS ORIGAMI II 9400 South State 304 4636 (PG-1- CARIalla 12 NIKAPIII Last 3300 South 414 34S6 2:05- FORK 1HON 030 '' '1 t "t0 - 'i t ' ' t (1150-2:15- 1 1 1 I II I I e - 430)655-7:55- - 9:15- - ' 10:15 01 S loidan landing 282 9112 Sandy NIB' I SIM ANUS SiAL 'WAIN MAIINHC SLSO ADULTS FRI A SAL I Al 4 FILMS1:: '' ton 14 ANACONDAS: THE HIND POO THE 14000 ORONO 12:00 1:55 2:35 4:25 5:10 1:00 A! t35 10:15 11:30 210 141(1 4:35115 10:05 SUPERBABIES! 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