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the wrath to to come by hiding all allday allday day dllY in the barn As he be could not be found all nil day all oil feeling other than ol alarm rm on his parents parents' part disappeared d In the b evening the young fugitive ret r turned Presently taking him lm on his knees the minister JI gravely vely said It Is true my lily son that 11 1 I could not find you but the Lord and evil vU one knew where you were Oh well I wasn't worrying about that that replied the unrepentant youngster young young- ster They weren't looking for tor me with shingles In tn their hands Truth Truth Seeker Why No F Fence Was Wat Needed Mark Twain was spending a n summer In a small town while a subscription was being raised by the citizens for tor forthe forthe the Ibe building of ot a new fence tence around a avery avery avery very old and ond dilapidated cemetery Mark Twain was asked several times time for tor a n contribution but each ench request was refused Upon being asked for tor an nn explanation tion lion of or his disinterestedness he replied replied replied re re- plied I 1 see no reason for tor it Those who are In the le cemetery cant can't get Iet out and those who a are e out dont don't want ant t to get New in New New York American Putting It Up Quick William who was erecting an nn edifice edi edl fice lice out of ot building blocks showed such unusually bungling workman workmanship that his father who Is a carpenter took him to task What kind of ot a shack do you call that he asked the boy Ob Oh that's all right papa replied William Im building it to rent Youngstown Telegram Bring Your Friend Come and dine with u us tomorrow said the Illiterate old fellow tellow who had made his money and wanted to puss push his way in society Sorry replied the elegant man Hamlet 1 cant Im I'm going to see bat all right said Raid the ble hie old gentleman Bring him with yon Explained My Iy wife lost her purse with 10 In It today said asad looking man While going to town or coming IH home dome me inquired a sympathizer I day ay ny It had some money In 10 It IU answered the sad looking man mann and every one knew when she lost It Pitied HU His Mother Bella Bella fie lie said bo ho would kiss me or ordie ordie ordie die in to tb the attempt Della Well Delia Well Bella- Bella lie Bella-lie Fie ne hJ has no life Ure Insurance and andI I 1 pitied pitted his hll joor IOOr old Wash mother mother Wash Washington ington Times Some Corn Wonderful soil here herCo said the traveler trav troy trav traveler eler Ive Io nover never seen Reen such bl big c corn rIm Yes said the farmer and we Wt had to plant a r dwarf variety to k ep lt It flown down to this St size Paul Dispatch A Boon This Maxim silences er I is a It great grest In lu remarked the Boob BoohIt It It would II b. lie replied relied d the th Wise Guy Ouy If It the they could BI b h It to soup eaters In res restaurants restaurant Enquirer Hit His Part What are vim gnu doing for tor our muse cause asked a suffragette 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