| Show e i it t 0 10 19 T- T 1 r re i FORECAST FORECASTS FORECAST'S fJ For S July r k VF of r 4 Copyright 1910 1910 by v C. C II 1 r A t W en tho the Ballinger c trial It 1 ended A t r 1 And wh ks J j i if t j f When the case has been made mado and do- do dof r f- f f. f tended fended I J-bf J I WIth the won wonted political winks winks- fj 9 We smile smile and a d gads wo woe shall shall A fL f need ned to J. J t f 1 r f f That feel it as all well had b be b ben e en- en drop dron- I 1 1 J ped And An t the o Gug Guggenheim crowd will pro pro- r Y j v r r. r Coed to Re Resume where it was when it stopped t i The signs shall come down in the tho tim tim- t 1 I i rt ber f i A And the patents shall tie up tip the 1 f coal M 1 f r lh Tho Th law Jaw will get et flabby a and d l limber I j And the tho trusts will do well on the tho 1 I fc S f i Ul l whole 4 s sIt It H a turned out in that manner f t. t J blush to confess confess'S t j I T T. T may it SS j S 'S it f I i 4 An And we do not regard it a b banner banners nn r 1 Achievement exactly t to guess it guess i r J July is a tribute to Caeser One One f day day with some other insurgents rho ho he i talked by the Pillar o of Pompey on things of political Ho He was 0 J E Just juston on the of explaining the key v t I to some government riddle when a f party of regulars jumped him and cut him In iu tw two in the middle I T There Thero were wore Decius Brutus the speaker and Cassius boss bORS of the Seriate Senate Sen Seri ate together with others insistent upon some political tenet The Tho party party par par- ty forever they shouted and what with that terrible SA Casca great Caeser as well had been run through a hasher At any rate Antony found lound him cut cutup up into fodder for fishes and begged i iI I this request of the Romans Romans- who granted tho the least of his his' wishes And thus it has happened and shall be 80 so I 4 long as the Tiber runs by the Pillar of S Pompey e that Caeser shall live e in the I i name ot of f July 9 S I I I y Tho The Fourth I shall return to disc v r. r y j i e r- r t Us 8 w waiting l in battle array rT I tAnd f And what with one thin thing and another r rAf t Af Regretting we won we-won won anyway jV t t- t The cannon shall boom a and th tIWA t IWA scramble fr l' l For things on the medicine ine shelves shelves' t tl t. t l t Shall ll warn inexperienced countries t. t Aspiring to freedom S 1 Tho cap and the rocket shall remind us of tyranny thwarted and ana ane the valiant forefather shall turn I coffin to see what he started The eagle shall mount on his pinions and circle the North and the South t and the tho rapid rapid fire orator stand on the platform and shoot off his mouth This latter however is harmless in ina a strict s pathological way but remains T notwithstanding an evil ovil we mus must in indue n due season allay Alas how i- i ant ent le Is nature that might lay this pest peston on the tho shelf with ruling that shooting H 1 his his' mouth mouth off oft he ho gave tho the lockjaw to J i himself 1 I t 1 q 3 t This tetanus we are we-are are quite certain S 7 has bas good an and defensible uses used and all all ll i il of its ma manifestations thus far have a J JJ J i. i b be been m 11 only abuses The idea as we wee e i regard it i is not that it should be the tho cause causo of any more serious matter motter than thana a 1 J locking the orators orator's Jaws rou You know that we never hear of it ex except ept on tho the Fourth of July and Whenever some innocent gets it we fo over are arc wondering wh why Well t this this ls is the tho fact of the tho matter motter and by 5 J Jove Jovo vo wo we are willing to bet it turns I out o out t in tho the long run that no one ono but a A lot of ot old wind got et it J J However w However bo be that as it may be And get got whom the tetanus will T The e jubilant youth Jf f the nation 1 Will resume reume with its shooting to kill I l' l The The safe and the sane celebration 0 t 4 Will suit us who are not so skittish M Bub Bu the youngsters have havo got to do To F show what W we did to the British f. f 0 I never was anything safe ints in V fV-V ts i v t tho way our forefathers attacked ff 1 L Li thorn them them and as s for tho the saner attain attain- attainS I S v old follows tb h havo hao e eJ n t ments tho the seem scorn r fA J ib lacked them The They simply feat fe to the bowwows and waded into the lC a affray and a 0 boy does docs not think himself himself himself him him- self worthy ort if he be cant can't a t. t shoot himself anyway anyway f t to t t f i 4 e st t L f fAt J At hay any rate Jeffrie ani and JoTin to n will growl owl like a couple of or poodles and ob observe ne independence with beating beating beat beat- ing the hair off th their ir mutual noodles They'll alternate making the other leviathan howl for ht his mother and if the country at random te k lucky they'll manage to kill one ODe another Its HH only a plan to make money deserving de de- serving the erf f strictures for what they will have la is a race war dividing what's T won lion n non on the tho pictures W Weve We've 1 been pret pretty mad iu in this country conn- conn try for J power power and places but this is the i first time weve we've trafficked licked upon the aby abyss between races The Tho fat occupant of the White House Will lie on his back in the tho grass Beneath the tha gr green cn Beverly maples Observing the aeroplanes pass pus The will keep right on With seeing its it's no one but Bill Anil And they'll sigh just to think what a had happened appen d Had they flown over Sagamore Hill Hm But Bat not every man can call be Caesar as someone had stated and in inthe inthe the due course of the matter somebody somebody some some- bod body must lie in tn the tho grass ass Its It's hard ona strenuous nation afflicting us allIn all allin alln In n a 11 w way way y but well we'll look on the brighter bright bright- er or side Bide of it and conclude it is good for or the hay However Time flies files is a proverb proy-erb And one day his foot on his gong And his engine pedaling back August Will wm Como come come along |
