Show I Ian Frequently you on pick up a paper an and ami after glancing at it wearily throw I it aside remarking Nothing in the tho thop p paper per this week Did you ever eyer stop to think what that phrase means mean It means that in la the week just passed no misfortune has befallen nn anyone olle In ou our community that no fire has wiped out a a. neighbors neighbor's worldly goods that the grim angel of death has crossed no threshold of a friend that no poor devil haunted by the past or misdeeds mis mise misdeeds deeds of some somo other has crossed the great divide by his So the the tho next time timo pick up a paper that doesn't announce a tra give a little thanks instead of grumbling be because because be- be caits cause there ther is as no news Or if you would rather shall we wo dish up a choice morsel of scandal Would your eyes grow round and would you smack your lips with a relish it if ite we e were to write rite up a sensation Well we can do it lt Shall we begin on on you Do you think youve got that little secret all locked up away from everybody Well it if you could look over the stories in iu the editors editor's little book you would be surprised in a all 1 pr probability to see Aee ee your name written there and further a story in detail which you fondly thought was waa all your own Nothing in the paper Do you long to see a procession of skeletons marching by your our door Do you court such a procession We i all alt have our failings and none im im- m mune e. e |