Show 1 The Rambler Observes That you cant can't travel far on a lame excuse That Chris Ole has chan changed ed his place of business That no man ever gets get old enough to know better That the greatest evil about rich riches la le the people plc who have bave them That not all women are homely because because be be- cause canse they are fond of their homes That we ought to be getting ready for the observance of Decoration Day That not nol even the baker ia Js transported transported transported trans trans- ported to riches on floury beds beda of ease That most people imagine they would rather be miserably rich than happily poor That the citizens of Ephraim maintained maintained maintained main main- their reputation for hospitality at the Good Roads convention That you mn must t bait your hook with something t that at looks like money muney if you want to catch the crowds That the Utah Central people are proceeding as if they had absolute confidence in the future of their mine That even when a a. man gets get the better better better bet bet- ter of you in an a argument ment you can usually shut hut him up by offering to bet beta a a. dollar lollar That there are hundreds of acres of good land west of at town that ought to tobe tobe tobe be brought under cultivation as soon soona a as possible That when a woman refuses to remove remove remove re re- re- re move her hat in a public meeting its it's a sign that her husband doesn't cut much ice fit t home That a a. conversation m must t be very Interesting if it causes a a. lady Indy to occupy occupy occupy oc oc- oc- oc cupy the middle of the sidewalk while other people are attempting to pass by That the farmers ou ought ht to get good roads while the automobile owners are willing to help them These may be using air ships ship next J rear jear ear That the business men of Ephraim deserve com commendation for their generous generous gen Jen- erous response when c called upon to contribute funds for public |