| Show The Rambler Observes That That Barton is man JOan behind the waterworks That what you ou worry about is seldom seldom seldom sel sel- dom worth while That Ephraim has a multiplicity of hotels at present That the countr country seems to be bo coming coming coming com com- ing to IU its census That some of the alloys alleys need eed the attention attention at at- I at-I of the Board of Health j I E That hoc Otto has not ot forgotten how to extract the black bass That man wan wants to but little here below below below be be- low and usually gets a little less That the knocker can no longer secure ee- ee cure even a street corner comer hearing ea ng in Ephraim That some mens men's Idea of happiness is to discover a It wet smile in a It dry town That Ephraim's baseball team will always be bo looked after as long as Mack is in town That consistency is a jewel even though thought a girl cant can't wear it on her engagement en en- gag ment ring That t tl the e new knitting factory Is doing dolt a a. big business even if it isn't making much noise about it That a a. boost for the city is worth two b boosts for yourself if it you intend to live here permanently That but few men would bet et credit for being workers if it they didn't start the rumor themselves That some of tho the young men are are wearing better clothes since the new liquor ordinance went into effect That the Academy faculty can always al always al- al ways be depended upon to put its shoulder to the wheel at tho proper I time That this is the proper time to swat t the e fly by re removing ov ng the rubbish from your yards One swat at this time will save hundreds this summer That there might be some improvement improvement improvement improve improve- ment in me down clothing if it the makers would only sew on buttons buttons buttons but but- tons as tight as they do tags That wh when n you enter a strange city you should not jud judge e the hospitality of its people by the eagerness with which its cab drivers invite you to take a ride y That the men who have been opposing opPing opposing op op- posing Ping the installation of waterworks ar are the men who didn't install elec- elec they learned that the cit city wasn't going bankrupt because the they withheld withhold their patronage |
