Show C l LOW r 1 T 1 i c VREt Hero's Heros a o reeL reet d Ditto Ditto Youre rIght thereat's there ats at's best beat to be done with it Lets have it dug up for tor a sewer But Dut wouldn't it be bo proper to pave it first U Of course I supposed you understood under under- understood understood stood that Then after it is paved and a s put in well we'll 1 have ave it re- re paved All Allin All in readiness to be dug up again for tho the I see you understand tho the principles of municipal economy And after we have had it for tho the second time then what Well Nell then it will wUl be In order for widening Theres There's nothing I admire so much as system in the care and Improvement improvement improvement im Im- provement of our roadways roadways- Bricks and Bricks Bacon The Bacon The absorbing capacity of a brick is about 16 ounces of water Egbert And Egbert-And And when they call caU a man mana a brick it signifies that he be has not the tho reputation for for absorbing anything like that amount of water Yonkers Yonkers Statesman GOT WELL rl r. r The doctors have given up Poor feU fellow ow Is he as ill as that No he got well well Chicago Jour Jour- na nal Loss Fully Covered Adjuster Adjuster lve Ive I've called to fix up that matter of your house burning down Was the loss Joss total Heck lIf-Ck Penn Penn ob Ohr t th f house is plumb gone but young feller ef of I tuck a cent from yore company Id I'd feel fee like Uke a thief you heard thet Chet my wife tuck advantage o th o excitement excitement excitement excite excite- ment t t elope Puck Smoke Up The cent 2 cigar Industry Is safe The Indian Jute-crop Jute is estimated at bales nearly more bales than are needed for bags and wall wall- decoration Judge Her Age How Flow old is your our daughter Quite ayoung a ayoung ayoung young lady isn't she shet She Just passed her fifth picture pos post card card album yesterday yesterday Puck TOO EXPENSIVE vE a aa a Ted Ted How How was it you couldn't afford to stay at that hotel Ned Ned The The girls there were all of different sizes and the one engagement engagement engagement engage engage- ment ring tag wouldn't do for tor the tte whole bunch bunch Philadelphia Props Press The elf The letter Jetter that hilt hat never came came- How often otten Ve e a assail Il ItI Ite itIs It- It ls Is the e self same self sime one That I should should i have v gone of But father forgot to mail mall It Detroit Free Press A SUD SUBSTITUTE TUT nt 0 i l I III I I I Miss Dear Dear me Lost yo your ur hat when you went to the races race s What did you do Ob Oh when I got down I Ithe to the course I got a handicap A Change In Address A soldier of the great creat armi army of t the h e unemployed shuffled up to to the roll to top roll p ep desk and looked over Say are you de de guy wot advertised advertised adver adver- for a man to address envelopes he asked anxiously I II I am replied the man at the desk but if if- you cant can't address envelopes any better than you address me you'll find the exit you came ame in Judge 1 I Making Use of Him to the Last Mrs A. A I A.-I I hear hens you are going to South Dakota Mrs B. B So D.-So So I am i Mrs A. A A. Divorce Divorce I suppose Mrs B Yes Dr Yes Mrs A. A I A.-I I wonder what your husband husband hus hus- band will do oh Oh I am taking him along to look after the Judge A REVELATION I r t r r Ii C t I I 1 had no idea you were inclined to tobe tobe tobe be decidedly gay Ethel Ether How do you mean Youve You been reaching for tor high balls bas the whole afternoon Chicago afternoon Chicago Jour Jour- nal An Enfant Terrible Little Claude has been been- told that Uncle John has bas a glass etc e- e eye and had and t forgets forgets for for- r- r gets that he ho has baa been bidden to say soy nothing about It v Will wm you lend me me your eye ye for tor a a little while Uncle John My Iy other marble has down a grating Royal Magazine A Primer See the man and woman entering the tho Great Dry Goods Emporium The man looks very sad Nd The woman looks supremely happy Why does the man look sad 7 He lIe is going In to buy something Why does the woman look Jook h happy py For Ear tho the same reason Judge A Good Guess Yeast What What would Woud happen if It some somo people could take their money with them Into the next world do you suppose sup sup- pose Why It would burn bum in their pockets pockets Yonkers Yonkers rs Statesman States m man nan Looking Backward Patience Oh Patience Oh I can look after my iny- self Patrice So Patrice-So So you yon can dear if Jt there isa Ita is It isa a mirror Yonkers handy handy States States- Statesman Statesman man |