Show DOES IT RAIN ON THE FOURTH 1 Uncertainty on This Point Has Give Rise to Two Schools of Thought i The Tho afternoon of Fourth of July a strong tendency to be poky To avert this catastrophe many devices hays han been Introduced One of them is to have a picnic Now there are two opposing op cp posing and mutually exclusive schools I of thought in ro re the Fourth of July picnic pic pic- nic The Tho one ono school holds that It always always al ell al- al ways rains on that afternoon the other oth oth- q er denies that proposition and main maln that those who so vividly recall standing under a tree tree tree-a a tree at as a 11 I shelter when it rains pitchforks add aad a d feather beds is the rankest kind of 01 a swindle and something ought to be bedone j done about it It standing standing under a n le leaky V tree and watching the little m men n i Jumping in the tho lemonade tub while the tablecloths soak into sodden r raja rags Js V Vand and the layer cake pitifully dissolves are aro really thinking of the annual S Sabbath Sib Sab- b- b bath school picnic when of cours course i It rains I dislike very much to take sides aides r n nany i any question I am like the politician D s 1 who was campaigning In a n. neighbor neighborhood r t hood divided on entirely non political 1 I lines into two parties one maintainIng maintain maintain- J j Ing lug that It was Just foolishness to wy sty that the earth turned clear over every day and the other that it must be to so f. f a because It said so 80 In the geography book You know about such things they ask him Now does docs it It dont don't does it ft Not clear over We ell We ell Ha It does a little he said Eugene Eugene Wood In Every Ever 4 body's J t j S |