Show MAN HAH TAKES CLOTHES WIFE JHONES PHONES POLICE L- L HUBBY LEARNS IT IS WRONG TO NAB SPOUSES SPOUSE'S APPAREL WHEN SHE HAS ENGAGEMENT Danville II J. Mrs Edward Hardy HardT 22 years old and pretty phoned police police po po- lice headquarters and asked for tor the sergeant on duty That functionary answered that you say madam he said into the transmitter A r response from the other end what wh what Your er clo clothes clo-clothes Oh yes yee All AU of ot them Didn't leave leavea a single thing Sure madam er-er er I mean yes indeed madam right away And the sergeant got red about the gills and called a waiting copper The copper went to the streets as fast as his legs could carry him and anda a few minutes afterward he came back 6 w p py f TT y I rj I I I I j i She Appeared at the Police Station to the station with Edward Hardy 25 years year old Mr Hardy carried a bundle bun die dle under his arm arm a large bundle and looked sheepishly toward the sergeant who told him to open it itA itA A moment later the charges made over the telephone against Edward Hardy by his wife were substantiated I It was proved that he had left lett home and had taken every every every one well well all all of Mrs Hardys Hardy's clothes with him and Mrs Hardy just couldn't I leave the house That is why of course she telephoned the sergeant to apprehend her husband and then get the clothes back to her in as short a time as possible She said she just had to keep a dinner engagement Inan in inan inan an uptown restaurant in half halt an hour Five minutes later a bicycle messenger messenger messenger messen messen- ger delivered the clothes to Mrs Hardys Hardy's door Twenty minutes later 20 20 ladles ladies count em she em she appeared at the police pollee station where her husband husband hus bus band was still held In another five she had refused his overtures for tor peace and domestic happiness and had sworn out a warrant charging him with theft and In another five she was two blocks away and she had her clothes Let you off Mrs Hardy said to I her husband Not much The Jail for yours Dont Don't you ever think you youcan youcan youcan can steal my clothes and leave me in inthe inthe inthe the house so I cant can't even go to my work and then get off You'll certainly certain certain- ly Jy pay lay for that even if you wont won't support support sup sup- port me |