Show The innate modesty of Harry Lehr is something to make the gods chor chor- tle Having trained down to pounds Secretary Taft doubtless feels right righton on edge Ghosts at Smith Smith What do do th the the girls care so long as the mouse mouse I traps do their perfect work A contemporary discusses discusses' the ideal poorhouse It is a house in there are no poor If you If-you you y U have slipped up on any any of your jour New Years Year's resolutions make them th m over again right now When Harry Lehr gets ready to thrash anybody a lot of his acquaintances acquaint ances would like tickets of admission A husband at Washington Pa has given a pledge always to tell his wife the truth More trouble coming to hint him A Chicago doctor wants a a censor for the stage It is unnecessary to add that he is an unsuccessful pla play play- wrIght How would you like to be a Brazilian Brazilian Brazilian Bra Bra- and be called upon by bYthe the yellow yellow yellow yel yel- low newspapers to Remember the Money will not buy happiness but who ever claimed that coal coal clothing groceries glad garments and automobiles automobiles automobiles automo automo- biles are happiness i i Editor Stead tead says all 1 are caused by the pinch of of hunger 4 Clearly it is not love then that at makes the world go round One reason why Col Mann did not repay those loans m yi have been a fear that some so e of f. f his 1 eminent creditors creditors credit credit- ors rs w were re subject subject- to Heart e rt disease Chicago has a citizen who Is years old He acknowledges however however however how how- ever that it has cost him a great deal dealIn dealin dealin in pipes and tobacco to attain that age 1 i One of New Yorks York's business buildings buildings build build- ings Is so high high that an old farmer who strayed Into the the elevator wondered wonder wonder- ed It IL fL h he had got into an airship bo bound nd for Mars I Now that Judge Gary of Chicago has decided that a a a wife is a a luxury the ladies ladles will doubtless think it over and decide whether this is a compliment compliment compliment ment or not New Yorkers in one of the local dailies dallies are disputing about the wordIng wording wording word word- ing of the Lords Lord's prayer It is well to have the attention of the New Yorkers Yorkers Yorkers York York- ers called to it ft A thousand dollars Is offered for a dollar of the coinage of 1905 But how can it be expected that a man would hold bold onto a dollar that was made al almost almost almost al- al most a year ago That big CuI Cullinan diamond found In South Africa last year may be worth as Mr Kunz s says ys but most ordinary people would rather have the I That man from Washington who was I struck by volts of electricity and survived must have been a a senate senate senate sen sen- senI I ate lobbyist The nerve of a lobbyist is equal to any shock The womans woman's club of Pittsburg insists in In- sista for sanitary reasons a womans woman's skirts should not extend below below below be be- low her knees Let no sanitary precautions precautions precautions pre pre- cautions be overlooked |