Show X Perhaps Lou Dillon fills the usual usua requirement of the woman in the case r L. L I Reform in Philadelphia must be t. t genuine when the people are electing women to office I f. f I t i A London girl of 15 has jus issued Wf her second book of of poems Some parents parents par par- J are very Indiscreet h Yes Admiral Sigbee's fleet is going l to Leghorn and the proper lady can canh h call calI it if she likes sf s J YI t. t si All f j i B Boni nl de Castellane Castellan is to get f 14 a year and all his debts paid for not contesting the divorce Tough tough I t i t i Gov Johnson of Minnesota says any Iman man ought to b be able to live on it ia year jear ear That's what we have always J r. r thought Iff I 1 i Mr Air Balfour has lias changed his his policy The late elections pr probably convinced was f r him that something was wrong with x the old one S f P If New York legislators are so fierce against racing as t to cause suspicion that that some of them have been actuated by def defective tips I J J. J Pierpont Morgan has some cognac cog cog- Y inac nac that that- thatis is worth a bottle It is lucky that hat chorus girls are content to tor r drink champagne The frequent recurrence of the headline Fraud Fails suggests an amendment to the proverb about the birthrate of suckers 9 i To a man who can take a a pants button but but button ton of fact and evolve from it a whole wardrobe of scandal nothing is impossible impossible im im- possible except the truth l s The prototype of Huckleberry Finn Finn Cap t. t A. A O O. Tonkrey of Murray Idaho Idaho is is dead Huckleberry himself himself him him- self bids fair to be Immortal Some of the composers of modern music musi should consult the dictionary as to the meaning of the word music They seem to have forgotten it 4 L New York announces that Its high high- art theater will not be run for profit That is lucky It is not likely to be I I profitable if it sticks to high art One congressman wants a law taxing taxing tax tax- ing the bachelors of the country an amount sufficient to support all the theA A spinsters There Is a logical mind for you ou Senator Clark says he lie is sorry he did n not t. t be become ome an artist If w we could draw checks as well as the senator our artistic achievements would satisfy satisfy satis saUse I 1 fy us How many people do you vou suppose will b be set to writing by the publication tion of the statement that Henry Halland Harland Harland Har- Har n land received for one of his i rl novels novels B Before rore Mr 11 Walter Wellman starts on his journey by airship to o the pole wouldn't it be well just by way of ot trial for him to go in his airship from t I Paris Pans to Berlin V. V J Not Not only is Is plenty of pure fresh air all airgood I good for people who are suffering with pneumonia but it is also a fine preventive of pneumonia and other varieties of disease Most people like French bread but If it the Countess de Castellane were t A Anna Gould again and were to pick out another husband she probably wouldn't choose that kind |