Show HEADED BALD HEADED BALD BRIDEGROOMS Iii I They Are Fine Citizens and It Is No Wonder the Girls Like Them An esteemed contemporary has opened the columns to a discussion of the question Why do educated and andr r refined fined women marry bald headed men and men with and without hair seem to be considerably agitated over it Even women are joining in the discussion and there are as many explanations explanations explanations ex ex- as there are cort correspondents None of them however explains says Nays the St. St Louis Globe Democrat It Is the form of the question evi evidently evidently evi Vl dently that confuses It presumes too much much and the presumption Is ac accepted accept accept- ept- ept ed as established by the wrangle wrangle- they do not question the premIse Educated and refined women do not as a rule marry headed bald-headed men though they do sometimes when bey hey cannot catch them earlier The question deals with particulars as generals It should be Why do I women marry men men And he answer I to this If we vie do not confuse the issue issue is issue is- is sue by the citation of examples of which we remark What on In earth did she see In him is simple Women marry men to get husbands Men marry women to get wives Fat lean young old hirsute and bald all aU marry marry for the same reason It is not good for man to live alone Anyway why should the bald head be brought Into the limelight in his spectacular way Is it not conspicuous ous enough as it is to attract much undesIred undesired un- un desIred attention without forcing the Issue headed Bald-headed men are worthy citi clU- zens They must be for they are arc al always always always al- al ways under inspection A bald head is a light that cannot be hid under a bushel It may not conceal itself If it frolics somewhat gayly the world Says jays Behold you shameless one A bald head must perforce seek VIrtuous virtuous virtuous vir VIr- vir- vir ways There are few or no bald bald- headed villains They are scarce as fat beggars L Let t not the finger of scorn be pointed point poInt- ed at the bald head for that he marries mar mar- ries rles a refined and educated woman It is to his credit Th The bald head lead sets an example that the rich might emulate with profit The bald I bead head Is the symbol of lofty citizenship citizen citizen- ship and shines like a good deed in tn a naughty world |