Show r 4 c 4 1 c s Of It Would Seem So My My dear remarked Growels as ashe ashe he opened an envelope at the breakfast breakfast break break- fast table the other morning and extracted extracted ex ex- a milliners milliner's bill this is the third bonnet you yOU have had In six months months You must have millinery on th the brain Well suppose I have calmly rejoined rejoined rejoined re re- joined the feminine end of the sketch that the proper proper pl place ce for it Satisfactory Arrangement Yes we have the handsomest ushers ushers ush ush- ers in town at our our church Really Yes They are so handsome that the women who visit us on Sundays are are re perfectly satisfied to sit where they are put and never go away grumbl grumbling ng because they cant can't occupy the best of our rented pews Cleve pews pews Cleveland Cleve Cleveland land Plain Dealer Ajax Would Have Failed That is Ajax defying the lightning light light- ning Well Wel answered the man with the manner manner theres always a strong chance that lightning wont won't hit anybody If the same amount of electricity had been after him in the battery of an automobile I dont don't think Ajax would have been so courageous courageous Knowledge Is Power George tells me that his father tather died of Indigestion remarked the bride of two short weeks Im awful glad lad I 1 found it out Why so asked her dearest friend Because she replied under the circumstances George will never dare refer to the bread and pies his mother used to make A Burning Question One broiling July day Uncle Zeke an aged gem man who was was pushing a barrow of bricke paused to dash the sweat from his dusky brow then shaking his fist at the sun he apostrophized it thus Fo the sake war yo last Natural Sequence Muggins The Muggins-The The girls in a Kentucky town have formed a society having for fora a motto Lips that touch liquor shall never touch ours Huggins Huggins Huh Huh Ill I'll bet theres there's a big demand for for straws in that vicinity at atthe atthe atthe the present writing The Land of the Midnight Son Juvenile Rivalry l. l First Child Child My My fathers father's got so much money he doesn't know how to sp spend nd it Second Child Child That's That's nothing My fathers father's got so much money that mother cant can't spend it The it-The The New Worker l Somewhat Bitter She ha has money they said Some of us retorted the one oue can get married without It It- it J o t f it W r 1 b S v r I Il d r x S r 4 l' l f t St r I I Blissful Ignorance Fred The Fred The ingenuity of woman Is certainly the comprehension of man Joe Joe What's What's worrying you you now Fred Why Fred Why young young Blanks Blank's sweetheart sweetheart sweetheart sweet sweet- heart sent sent him an an elaborately constructed constructed constructed con con- pet wiper for a Christmas Christma s present and he wore it to church under under un un- der the impression that it was a newfangled new newfangled cravat cravat A Trifle Shy He was was c captain pt of f the c can can n brigade and before the bar he stood stood not the bar of ot justice but another Just Justas justa a as gOO good good H He He laid laid thereon a nickel an and d said I Fill up de do can The barkeep barkee p yanked the faucet and the bucket halt half f full ran The captain gazed in wonder then he after while Say cully wot's de matter Dat aint de same e ole smile And That's No Lie Brown Every Brown Every president should b be e given a second term Green Green Because Because why Brown Fewer Brown Fewer of his friends would be disappointed during his second term Green How Green How do you figure that out Brown Why Brown Why he would have fewer to disappoint I Ito Polite 4 New Office Boy Boy- BoyA A man called a few minutes ago and and wanted to thrash you Editor Edito What Editor What did you say to him New Office Boy BoY I I Im very sorry sorry but he aint in Satisfied Anyway theres there's no marrying in heaven growled the old bachelor passenger passenger passenger pas pas- as he glared fiercely at the bridal bridal bri brio dal couple across the aisle Well I dont don't care retorted the blushing bride as she nestled her head on the manly bosom of her accomplice accomplice ac ae- there is heaven In marriage anyway Couldn't Stop Him Yes said the portly passenger the police are on to the fact tact that I Iam Iam Iam am engaged in a crooked business yet they cant can't stop me What business are you engaged In asked the shoe drummer I manufacture corkscrews replied the other as he lit a fresh cigar O 0 the Meanness of HIml What is a pantomime mamma asked little Robbie Why a pantomime Is a piece In which no one speaks replied the paren parentI parent tr t. t I r shouldn't think a piece would bevery bevery be bevery very interesting without any women In It was the reply of the lad No Great Difference Bilker Bilker My My sakes Heres Here's a story of a man going to marry a woman he doesn't know That's That's nothing The only difference between him and the others who marry is that that this fellow Isn't deceived deceived de de- to the point of thinking he knows her No Harm Done I I once knew a youth who smoked fifty cigarettes daily without any particular harm resulting there there there- from Is Is It possible 1 I Yes Yes and the only noticeable noticeable notice notice- able effect was the de death ih of r toe the smoker t |