| Show - 4 - - I- TVFEttTURM The Salt Lake Tribune Tuesday September 10 1991 Lousy Boyfriend is ot Her Only Problem 111 Dear Ann Landers: I'm writing you in desperation hoping you can help me with a problem I'm having with my mother A little over a year ago I moved in with my boyfriend despite my mother's protests She has never liked "Kevin" I'll admit he's far from perfect and we've had our problems He's an alcoholic has a bad temper is mentally abusive is a compulsive liar and cannot hold a job I am in debt over my head because of him but my biggest problem is that my mother is obsessed with my situation I understand her concern but I can take only so much I plan to leave Kevin but I can't do it right now because emotionally I'm not strong enough I know I can't change him and that I deserve better but I must make the break my own way in my own time My mother has been through a lot of pain in her life and I realize she's trying to save me from becoming the bitter cynical person she is APi '4844-7- 3 I 2 3 4 5 GEMINI MAY 1 JUNE rA0-21-313-3- 7 'S52-59430-0- 6 CANCIA 11 I- az 8- - 9- - - G146-60-7- LEO tctt Jut! 21 11 VIRGO 441 12: As211: now But I'm not Mommy's little girl anymore I want to make my own decisions whether they're right or —Over-Mothere- wrote to you didn't ask her husband to fold the laundry she asked him how his day was She is raising sons who will expect to be waited on like their father and daughters who will wait on men like their mother Some things in marriage are worth arguing about and help with housework is one of them Don't back down women! You need your free time as much as your husband needs his Don't accept dumb abusive unemployed liar When your counselor gets to the word "rebellion" listen with a third ear Tell yourself "I've got to grow up and stop using this lousy relationship to punish my mother" Then do it it POLLAN Doily Activity Cord According to h e Stem OC Love 61 Get 31 Smiles M39" 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 Notating Income The Chance i OCT 11 NOV 2t 1215-183- - each - t' 2 n pti 21 Agi rig CAPRICORN NC 1120 JA4 2 41 AlatiAkiti2 JAN le Fell to 4- 142-7- ra 4 PISCES It under-appreciat- law" yto PO"' -- - 9 uvel I 1 8 Ask Andy: Need for Security as Old as Mankind Andy sends a fine gift book to Brett Duran age 9 of Greenville Miss for his question: WHEN WAS THE LOCK AND KEY IN- tine 9 There ere three kinds of lie white FRESHMAN LEVEL hes damned hes and — 1 The other — always moves faster Answer Answer camel is A horse put together by a ANSWERS: 2 — NPtellyss 6 vicincul 'S Su Nraima L 1935911 9 1asemichuo3 g souagod AIISTOMF Wm volkt Un103 alig I 3 The vestal the hurry the slower the SCORING: Answer 111 points — Congratulations doctor 17 to 15 points — Honors grsdatam 14 to GRADUATE LEVEL 10 points — You're plenty smart tits trio 4 In a hierarchy every employee tends grind 9 io 4 points — You featly should to use to hisher level of — hit the books harder 3 to 1 pubis' — Answer Enroll in remedial counts immediately! — 5 Any simple idea can be worded in a 0 points — Who read the questions So way you? Ian Kea Fisher lesprished with perstiesios ATISVOIN loses Sarriteris Sonic ins 6 The mote obnoxious the student the Norris AIM $yselkels in IAGITTARMS NOV should always thank one another for a job well done Remember you're a team There is no servant and no master — Relaxing in Waukegan Ill Dear Waukegan: You've written a letter that deserves to go up on a few thousand refrigerators On behalf of America's overworked and wives I thank you Super Quiz to a less beshe will be — Pli13- - Score I point tco each correct loirwer answer on the Freshman Level 2 points on the Condoms Level and 3 points on LEVEL the PhD level 7 — takes longer than you think Subfect LAWS AND AXIOMS OF Answer LIFE Provide the missing word in 8 — never conies at a convenient -- C You you" t t ace-kin- g ISAAC ASIMOV'S SUPER QUIZ nal stet' says "Thank 1 of Englewood Cliffs NJ Branco and Cintra won the World Pairs Championship in 1978 On Open Witt Omar Stull and nab Ilirstk this deal from that event they bested ELLIMAN CHAMPS WIN BIDDING CONTEST their nearest challengers Peter Nagy and Eric Kokish of Canada West's openNeither vulnerable South deals NORTH ing bid of one no trump was weak North's two clubs was a takeout for the 4tAti54 suits and East's bid of two hearts major VQ87132 showed shortness there After South 0 Vold Cintra bid a suit he actually had West's 461KQB three no trump asked partner to pick a WEST EAST minor but with the big heart fit re6(1102 4463 vealed wild horses could not have AK V5 0 J874 0 A1062 stopped North from contracting for of game West looking at the A763 4310954 trumps and a side ace opposite a partner who had shown values could not be SOUTH faulted for doubling 4b 987 The defenders did as well as they 1094 could but it was not good enough West 0 K Q953 led the king of hearts and shifted to a 48 spade Declarer won in dummy and The bidding: since there was no fast entry to the West South North East closed hand to lead a club toward dum1 NT Pass 2 C2 24 my led the king of clubs 3 NT 4 V Pass :V In with the ace West cashed the ace of Pass Dbl Pass Pass trumps then reverted to a spade won on Pass the board a spade was discarded on the Opening lead: King of V queen of clubs and luck smiled on de"Challenge the Champs" is one of the clarer when spades broke evenly—a most popular features of The Bridge spade ruff set up a ling card in the suit World magazine Eight of the most sucThe only loser that remained on the table was a club and declarer still had a trump cessful winners of this bidding competition in the '80s were invited to take part in hand to take care of it Making Four— in a "Challenge of the Decade" and the odd doubled For information about the Charles eventual winners were Brazilian world champions Marcelo Branco and Gabino Goren newsletter for bridge players write Goren Bridge Letter PO Box Cintra who came from behind in the final to defeat Bill and Roseanne Pollack 4426 Orlando Fla 32802-442- haw Asimov's Take USILA 41 woman who mealy-mouthe- d I 135 Goren Bridge excuses like "You do it so much better" or "I work hard all day" We choose the men we marry Once we are married and discover things are not the way we want them to be we must pull up our socks and change the situation Work out an equitable distribution of chores so that each person does those tasks which he or she considers the least distasteful Put forth some extra effort if one spouse is tied up at work Point it out if you have to so that he or she notices and hard-heade- wrong My mother values your advice Ann as I do Please tell me how I can get d her off my back in Michigan Dear Over Your mother didn't write to me You did So you're the one who is going to get the advice Get into counseling at once and find out why you insist on hanging onto an alcoholic 62 Crum 63 Up Lite 64 Great Today To You 65 Tine 6 Is 66 II Day 7 Other Fortune 67 Job 8 And 68 Logic Feeling Your 9 Personal 69 When 10 Are Be 70 Done 11 New 41 Nom 71 Dearing 12 Witi 42 GM 72 Way 13 Greater 43 Show 73 Pleasure 14 Experience 44 Frroal 74 Amves 15 Wiii 45 AR 75 Smoothly 16 Poop 46 Are 76 Ws 7 On 47 Dpsoster 77 WWI 16 End 48 A 78 Make 19 Rise 49 Mind 79 E loamy 20 Wia 50 011 80 Yours 51 Equipment 81 Relative 21 Fame 22 Future 52 Cry 82 Best 23 Change 83 Some $3 Heads 24 AN S4 Call 64 Very 25 Take 55 To 85 Much 26 You 56 Onty 86 Today 57 Upon 27 Have 87 Eingreer 58 libur 28 looks M Confident 29 Will 59 fie 89 Changes 30 And 60 Running 90 Thong ' 7 WItJUNE 1 To develop message for Tuesdoy read words corresponding to numbers of your Zodiac birth NAV 10 9? Viv raw V 19 TAURUS INS4-5- Landers I CLAY r I Allit --41' s TAR GALZMIttrx lc') NtitS MAL I 1 t Dear Ann Landers: I'd like to comment on "Worked to Death in Florida" who wrote the letter to America's couch potatoes Lately there have been a great many articles on the lack of help from men on the home front I feel it's as much the fault of the wife as the husband These women do not communicate clearly enough to d their spouses that they need help and that its the responsibility of the big lugs to provide it That - VENTED? The need for a device to protect people and property from unwelcome intruders is as old as mankind As a matter of fact primitive man probably made the first lock when he rolled a boulder in front of the entrance to his cave Today's lock and key was developed from a crude wooden device that the Egyptians invented 4000 years ago The Egyptian lock invented around 2000 BC was the first device that was a true lock It consisted of a large wooden bolt operated by a big wooden key that looked like an oversized toothbrush This lock was fastened to the outside of a key-operat- gate It had pins or pegs that fell by gravity into holes in the bolt The pins then prevented the bolt from being moved until they were lifted from the holes This was done by inserting the key The key had wooden pegs on the end that lifted the pins out of the holes in the bolt so that the bolt could be moved and the gate opened The next contribution to IOCK develop-reek- s who came with the ancient were the first to fasten the bolt inside of a door that could still be moved from the outside They did this by devising a huge key shaped like a sickle that they inserted from the outside through a hole in the door The shape of the key made it possible to engage the bolt on the inside and slide it back 1 --- ---- By Cathy Guisewite CATHY &VAC! 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Well it happens that a large number of sports fans do care Because with the new Larry Miller Delta Center about to introduce the Salt Lake Golden Eagles International Hockey League farm club of the Calgary Flames it is incumbent that locals understand the difference between a puck and hoop The Eagles (bless 'em) should benefit from this proprietary interest more than just a little because the DC needs folks to fill seats And any supplementary stoking of the NHL publicity mill can only attract new fans to the grand game le ice Uta luis have been deprived of televised hockey games for three years (unless of course you have access to a satellite dish and can pick up local broadcasts fröm the city of origin) It's the old story of promises unfulfilled and the lust for money Cable viewers enjoyed pro hockey telecasts carried by ESPN in the late 1980s with fine description by Mike Emrick and commentary by his partner former NHL Bill Clement As sports fans were looking forward to even better programming the following year the roof fell in An eastern operation known as Sportschannel America had won the NHL tele Harold Schindler 1 e 2 play-by-pla- y All-st- IRIROMINIERVIUMNIBE Entertainment & Arts Editor : vision contract with a whopping bid double that $50 million-plu- s of ESPN The League grabbed the cash and thought about it later Club owners hadn't seen that kind of money since the US Mint opened for tours Later the NHL explained it had been swayed by promises of TV hockey Everyone in the contiguous 48 would be able to see the sport a couple that's what of nights a week they said But when you sell a product that is for all intents and purposes an unknown quantity — as hockey was in the West (west of the Mississippi that is) you have to use some salesmanship After all you're dealing with folks whose eyeballs have basketballs for pupils They think ice is only good for chilling beer or cooling red punch and green Jell° Sportschannel America did not do a good selling job And that left the West parched for big time hockey Los Angeles bought a franchise named Wayne Gretsky and with him a Stanley Cup contender The Calgary Flames called up Theoren Fleury and Paul Ranhelm a pair of Golden Eagle aces but they coast-to-coa- st ii or : '4 iiii might as well have been skating on the moon The goalie for the Stanley Cup champion Flames was Mike Vernon who played in 10 games for the Eagles in '85- '86 He could have been tending sheep for all the good it did us here No hockey television TV conNow the three-yea- r tract is history Sportschannel America took a financial bath the NHL probably spent the $50 million it got and ESPN married major league baseball Prime Network seems interested but not $50 million worth Ever since the final game of the Stanley Cup playoffs (when the present contract expired) the NHL has been trying to come up with a deal that would benefit someone — anyone besides itself But neither of the three wrangling parties seems willing to take a strong hand And the NHL its corporate backbone in laying down ground rules and showing some innovative ingenuity has turned to slush (You can bet a honcho like Pete Rozell would have come up with a working compromise) If a contract is to emerge before the season opener it must come within the next week ESPN is mum ("We never negotiations") is petulant ("It's up to the NHL now we've done all we can") And Prime Network is 1 1 (" Hockey fans in the may have to hope for a minor miracle but as the fella said when Team USA whupped the Soviets in the Olympics: "Do you believe Yes! 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