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A — It is difficult to foresee how many tricks your combined holding will take The one action to rule out is pass your playing potential is too good Our choice would be to jump to four hearts but we won't berate you if you chose the more conservative three hearts Q6 466 na- 8 A watertight chamber in which one 2 Q3 — As South vulnerable you hold: K17652 K1052 0 93 The bidding has proceeded: West North East South 1 4 1 NT Pass Pass Pass 24 What do you bid now? A — On this sequence partner promises at least six spades Since you have no guarantee that your club fit is any better than spades and since you are one level lower pass You have some useful cards for — Both vulnerable as South you hold: V 762 KI0974 0 A83 462 Partner opens the bidding with one spade What do you respond? A — Had you held a singleton somewhere we would suggest a jump to four spades With this balanced hand however we would bid only two spades You have a near maximum for a single raise Q-- LEVEL CAIS? é6 non-forcin- g Answer FRAN- S Q5 4-- Answer PHD as South you hold: 0 J963 6 V J852 Partner opens the bidding with one club What action do you take? A — You are for a response since you can't take distributional points for a singleton in partner's suit However you should strive to find a 4 fit so our choice would be to bid one diamond and rebid by partner then pass any This action is not without risk uncomfortable or downright painful If a surgical procedure for penile reduction were possible I would be a willing candidate As you said in your column Ann less is more 7 A friendly understanding between tions Neither vulnerable 6 Q762 ANSWERS: 4- - : PARLEZ-VOU- FRESHMAN 72 JA4 Is Twice Need Everyone's Be 83 M 85 86 Can 87 To Promising 88 89 Make 90 Heart Not And Look DEd CAPRICORN 81 Think 82 You Things 22 DEC You 79 Bi g 51 You NOV - Declined Heard Desires Made Guidance Facts Many You've High iltilli 1 61 t : Are :1 30 After 72 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 42 Protect 43 Subrect Subioct: 21 NOV 71 To 41 Your Pi -:' Are 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 Disaster Be Consider Handed Recall 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 I SCORPIO OCT 23 61 To New Whatever Fond 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 al '''' 1618-31-5- 1 Q1— of them Salt Lake City: Your recent column in The Salt Lake Tribune had the heading: "Under-endowe- d Males Can Be the Best Lovers" Let me state from personal experience as an overendowed male we can be the worst lovers I don't wish to appear immodest but I have had more than my share of female lovers and almost without exception they complained that sex was Take Isaac Mimov's Super Quiz to a PhD Score 1 point lot each correct answer cot the Freshman Level 2 points on the Graduate Level and 3 points on the PhD level al 23 SEPT WEEKLY QUIZ is ISAAC ASIMOV'S SUPER QUIZ LIBRA V ft luMAR "406 46 66 K17652 7K1O52 0 93 46 The bidding has proceeded: West North East South 1 NT 146 Pass Pass 9 Pass 20 What do you bid now? A — You have no liking for either of partner's suits Despite the fact that partner rates to be short in your suit bid three clubs That shows a weak hand with a long club suit With Omar Sharif and Tannah Hirsch gentleness generosity consideration and just plain decency Without exception the men who had the most modest equipment were the most satisfying I married one self-center- considerate and thoughtful I was relieved to discover that he was modestly endowed This man is marvelously satisfying in every way and I have never been happier — New pci oXIINIA ters "Gods gift" to females These men were invariably the most egotistical and I might add the least satisfying It seems that Elgin "Shortchanged" is mostly short on confidence I too am somewhat undersized but no woman ever complained or ran from my bedroom laughing Most women are too preoccupied with their own inadequacies the first time around Chastity is in style again thanks to AIDS so no longer will there be the broad sampling which created a climate for all sorts of comparisons This is a plus for both men and women who can now assess one another's compatibility in a more rational manner Seattle: I have been sexually lucky to have him Meanwhile our sex life was hell I dreaded going to bed and he was always after me Things went from bad to worse and finally we were divorced Then I met "Andy" who was wonderfully kind Goren Bridge involved with at least 20 men Please Ann tell your readers that size doesn't mean a thing if you really care about the man you're with What mat- there because they were 4 C9 ed riages and I can attest to the fact that the most generously endowed were the worst lovers and the least endowed were the best Almost without exception the big guys thought that all they had to do was be Ann Monday June 10 1991 The Salt Lake Tribune Less-Endow- 430 a no the Class ADVERTISEMENT at 8 pm p is merely the for- mal burial America's interest in David 1ylich's sexy surreal soap opera died long ago But there are still one or two believers Keepers of the flame Those who will never say die And we don't really want them running around loose on the streets venting their frustrations do we? True "Peaks" freaks are going to need some sort of emotionally stabilizing substitutes Occupational sedatives to keep their minds busy to ease the pain of withdrawal I'd already started Personally -trading my Peaks" experiences for more simple joys in life — like watching my kids hamster hang from the bars at the top of her cage But that's me And if promises of a big screen "Twin Peaks" movie aren't enough for you here are some other suggestions: Make this vacation a killer: Head for the hills and let your imagination run wild just don't hurt anybody Find your own Double R — take a tour of America's diners and have a cup of joe and cherry pie (and dont forget the doughnuts) in every last one of them Or splurge for one of those deals and make someone you love the star Just don't stay at any place called the Black Lodge unless you're looking for trouble Ever thought about a career in law enforcement?: How dedicated a fan are you really? It was said that FBI Agezt Dale Cooper (Kyle was the Joe Friday of the '90s So be all the Coops you can be Mac-Lachla- Join the force Take charge of your neighborhood watch program Or just join a West Coast cult Talk yourself down: Invest in a microcassette recorder Create your own personal secretary your own Diane and tell how you truly feel Crack the "Twin Peaks" case: If you can explain why a show that for a few months got more press than Madonna and still ends up having its TV ticket punched you probably knew who killed Laura Palmer too Or if you really want to burn off some extra hours try to the case and start a lobbying effort to get "Twin Peaks" back on the air Buy a subscription to the Enquirer: Where do you think those David Lynch plot lines come from anyway? Think about it: Aliens from another planet? Sick tragic stories and sexual innuendos? We're talking National Enquirer territory If it was just the feminine perks of "Peaks" that turned you on though try a Victoria's Secret him-her-- it n catalog Up your Andys exorcise your Bobs: Some of us were always partial to the more accessible characters of "Peaks" like weepy deputy Andy a law enforcer who never saw a corpse that didn't make him cry Talk about your sensitive guys But he belonged in a safer place a town like Mayberry with a boss like Sheriff Andy Taylor of "The Andy A Glance Back At This Date THE ASSOCIATED PRESS Today is Monday June 10 the 161st day of 1991 There are 204 days left tn the year Today' s highlight in history On June 101940 Italy declared war on France and Britain the same day Canada declared war on Italy Oti this date: In 1801 the north MriCiin slate of Tripoli de clared war vn the United States in a dispute over safe passage of merchant sessels through the Griffith Show" If you're big on Bob we're worried about you and suggest you switch to Bob Hope specials Seek professional help call Dr Jacoby: We're not sure that psychedelic '60s fashions and are a good match but if it gets you where you want to be we're all for it Get woodsy: Ah to gain the wisdom of the Log Lady If you don't have any ponderosa pine try some local arbor Talk to your elms mull it over with a maple stroke a birch you'll feel better But you've still got Monday night k Two hours Two episodes to savor This is how it looks at least to the people at ABC publicity: Cooper and Sheriff Harry S Truman (Michael Ontkean) "rush to head off Windom Earle at the Black Lodge": Cooper takes "a plunge into darkness to save the life of Miss mental-health-ca- re back-to-bac- Twin Peaks": Donna Hayward (Lara Flynn Boyle) "demands to know the truth-- : nutty Nadine Hurley "enrolls in the school of hard knocks" Andrew Packard (Dan O'Herlihy) and Pete love-is-blin- d Martell (Jack Nance) "go on a mission to the bank" Audrey Home (Sherilyn Fenn) "stages an act of civil disobedience" and Ben Home (Richard Beymer) "apologizes for trying to be good" Good luck Medlterrancan In 1865 the opera 'Tristan und Iso Ide- by Richard Wagner premiered in Munich Germany In 1922 Judy Garland was born Frances Gumm in Grand Rapids Minn In 1935 Alcoholics Anonymous w'as founded in Akron Olio by William G Wilson and Dr Robert Smith In 1942 the Gestapo massacred 173 male residents of Lidice Czechoslovakia in retaliation for the killing of a Nazi official In 1946 Italy Jplaced its abolished monarchy with a republic 7 pkolk 46-- A At At |