Show TICKLE 6 RA S S 1 BT BYRON WILLIAMS The Lost Charm My mind reverts with tingling Joy Jo To ro when a dirty lad I wore a patch upon my seat And had a stone-bruise stone bad Upon the bridge with pole and Hn line Un I angled for tor the fish Deep down within the hole hoJe I hooked em with a swish Great Groat suckers and the red-horse red long I 1 deftly did ensnare Oh what in this more mere modern day Can eke with that compare Ah YEs YE's yes yes' I I. I know Ive I've lost the grip I had beside the brook For now upon the business street No o fish will bite m mj my hook I on Twe THE I A sic Bur rn 5 O THAT ry J tn L SAVING THE COUNTRY COUNTR He was afraid of doing too much for his wages Now he cannot do enough for them them and and rides a dry goods goads box haranguing the populace against the trusts The The Male Mal Night Shirt An esthetic country editor is s finding fault with the male nightgown The scribe sees no affinity between elegance elegance elegance ele ele- gance and the nightshirt He complains complains complains com com- plains that it shows a mans man's legs and flaps when he walks Suppose it does I If there is aD any place on earth where a man has a right to show his bis legs It is in the sanctity of his own own j chamber chamb r So long as the nightgown is not used for society purposes what it if it does hist up when he a aman aman aman man sits on the bed or r flap when he e hops across the floor trying to toe disengage disen disen- disengage gage his hind leg from his trousers Of course f if a man is given n to fo incubus incubus bus nightmare or somnambulism and andIs andis andis is not content with parading un under Ier his his' own vine and fig tree then w we say for the peace of the community in which he resides he should wear pajamas It is a mighty mean sleepwalker sleepwalker sleepwalker sleep sleep- walker that will break the rest of old maids by strolling promiscuously about the resident district on moonlight moonlight moon moon- light nights dressed in an abbreviated robe robe-de robe robe-de-chambre chambre that that- hunches indelicately indelicately indeli indeli- cately above hirsute legs and flutters in the wind like a tail kite fast on a telegraph wire J JIn In cases of this sort we agree with the editor but otherwise no Oh heres here's her s 's to the nightshirt the collarless collar collar- collarless less nightshirt The negligee nightshirt with tail Raps that creep creep For though it is this vine bor dered nightshirt Its It's cool and its it's easy to wear when you sleep ft Oh heres here's to the nightshirt the thin linen linen lin lin- en nightshirt The loose flapping nightshirt that Mor Mor- woos Let no one decry it or call It a shifty This shor skirted short skirted nightshirt we wear wear when we snooze I T The e mother Dollier told her ber babe abe that fire would burn Again and again she gave the warning Baby Fire burns but the minion all unmindful unmindful un un- mindful l was not satisfied satisfied she had felt Celt the fires fire's smart through life lifer We lYe see the burns burns- and nd blisters of others others' only to ito handle handle fire fire our ourselves our ourselves urIe ur- ur selves Ie ves and suffer for our our d ence I tit |