Show 0 1 Z 7 lJ I A. tf It 1 t 7 I 1 r When the he Worm orm 1 T Turned rn d is a man with a in father-in- law He has not been married a a great while but being a philosophical sort of ot a fellow he has about the same regard for the opinions of his newly acquired dad as a country boy has I for tor a birds bird's birdsnest nest This This This' father in In law law lawIs Is not a bad fellow In fact he is a avery very congenial very congenial sor sort of an old codger who vho who thinks the world ot of H He likes his daughters daughter's cooking pretty well too considering everything and everY every Sunday he goes out to the newly newly newly new new- I ly wed couples couple's little flat fiat for din din din- ner one objection to this this this' father law father law in-law is Is' Is the stale old Jokes and stories he is always working oft off as brand new material The old man has told the young fellow the same sames same's stories ories s 's time and time again During courtship he heard them repeatedly repeatedly repeatedly re re- and since the wedding they have b become come intolerable Last Sunday afternoon the old codger rang the bell at flat fiat wearing a demoniacal smile rushed to the door grabbed the old fellow by the arm and dragged him Into the little parlor Oh I must tell you father I must tell you you ou before I forget it Did id you ever he hear hear no r no you Its It's a anew anew anew new one one Well Well Well-a a young Irishman by bytho bythe the tho name name of Pat Pat Pat-Of stopped to laugh and theold theold the theold old man laughed too Then the young fellow continued his yarn Here here said the old fellow as soon as he recognized his favorite story one he had told a hundred hundred hun hun- dred times Here what are are you trying trying try try- ing on me met now I told you that once once No its it's a brand new one said But the story was told and then came another one of ot the old moss moss- grown yarns yarns and then another and still others until the law In father in law began began be be- gan to get geta get a little ruffled Confound nd It boy what Is the matter matter matter mat mat- ter with you he said Those army are ar my stories Ive I've told them all to you time and time again Oh have you said Then Then I I beg your pardon Ill I'll not tell another one but say have y you you u heard about about- Yes yes Ive I've heard it said the theold theold theold old man man throwing up his hands and Ill I'll never tell you another one either I feels relieved Chi And Chi Chicago cago Int Inter r Ocean |