Show s I mW FEW E VV MERRY MOMENTS 3 HERES HERE'S A COLLECTION OF CHOICE LAUGHTER INDUCERS Why Neighbor K Had Reason to Be Thankful The Thankful The The Sweet Girl Graduate Graduate Mr Meeker Started After Wrong Kind of Man A A. A Bargain Fred Fred Kitty Kitty didn't marry marry that millionaire mil duffer after all aU did she Jack Jack No No he backed out and she sued him for breach of promise Fred What Fred What damages damages Jack thousand and Twenty five Twenty five an she i got t It Fred Fred Clear Clear case of off for forcash cash cash wasn't it I didn't think Kitty was so sharp at driving a n bargain Comfort Objected to the Eating That new neighbor of mine told y c an acquaintance that I was a Jabbering Jabber jabber- c 1 ing Idiot said Meeker so I started s out to make him eat his word Good J for for- you said And did you succeed cd d No replied Meeker in intones intones tones redolent with sadness He proved to be one of those strenuous chaps who would rather rather fight than eat 0 t F o That Lengthy Day I J. J You have l a national day of celebration celebration cele cele- bration I believe asks the foreigner Oh yes we reply the glorious' glorious Fourth And when do you observe it he ha continues From the of June till the of July every year we answer dodgIng dodging ing an early firecracker r cracker cracker- Crafty Crafty- 1 I I dont don't know how it is i Bridget but It looks loois as though you ou took pleasure In breaking dishes th that t cannot be duplicated Bridget Its Bridget Its It's not pleasure mum but comm common common n sense If If Ifa a dish cant can't b be duplicated duplicated du duo as call it of course co you cant can't expect me to replace it when I It t haven broken it Her P Patience Patience Not Really Tired Griselda was was was' b being ng pr praised fo for r her 1 patience Yes Yee I know sh she she continued I X have p put t up with a good deal but Walter Walter Wal Wal- r ter hasn't yet dared to come in the house without wiping his feet Fee Feeling ng g that the worst was still to tot t come she smiled serenely r r There Are Always Exceptions g Mrs Chatter They Chatter They say premature r grayness is cause caused by t too O much brain work Mrs Saphead That Saphead That may be true II but Is has exceptions Theres There's my husband for Instance he hes he's s gray at 35 and he never never had any brains to work with The Graduating Time i ir r rt Y 1 r Mrs Kidder Kidd Kidder r- r rY Y u can always tell teu a p o girl who has Just graduated Mr Kidder Kid Kid- der Not der-Not riot on your Jour life Ute You cant can't tell ten her anything 1 1 r l' l |