Show V II j t. t 4 f t T t OUR OUK BUDGET BUDGET- OF FUN J 1 SOME GOOD JOKES ORIGINAL AND SELECTED A A. Variety of Jokes Joke Jokes Gibes and Ironies 5 Original and nd Flot Selected am and A from the Tide of Humor Witty Sayings T Tr Trouble uble Cornell Comes from a JU v vA v vA A soap bubble soared In n the the- theall all air one one noon J A bright and bubble beauteous bubble It soared and soared like a 0 gay baloon balloon bal bal- S loon l Until It spied soled Its double u They met they kissed alas kissed alas Oh dearl dear Too soon they tasted trouble They lost their cheer che r and dropped a tear i And neither was wag a a. bubble 1 e But Dut what should a gay bubble do Its beauteous double spying Did the double sue for tor a 0 kiss or two Is the trouble worth denying For Tor Its heart must break a a bubble knows kissing A or sIghing a So I suppose those bubbles chose The sweetest way of dying Not What Sho Meant II I- I d I V 4 r 2 r i f t tl ik l V gh j Oh Miss Brown Drown I was so sorry I 1 didn't see you when you called the theother theother theother other day I had such a dreadful headache that I had hail to tell my maid maidI mafdI I was not at home to any Rny of my friends But Dut of ot course I should have seen you you Punch Punch A Pertinent Question He was a large strapping man ofa of oi oia a pronounced German type relates the tha Sioux City Journal It was evident from his manner that hat he was looking for some place or some some- person and was scanning the numbers of th the thi houses as he walked along At last he came to the fine residence of ot Julius In Nebraska street read the number and walked up to the door with a satisfied look on his face He lie pushed the button as if he were proud that he knew how to use it and squared himself as Mr eldest son opened the door Who leeves Z he burst out answered the boy The man only stared and seconds second flew by his wrath seeming to grow momentarily At last he could stand it no longer and with an Intonation that spelled You little fool in every word he asked Vel Vet who been your 1 Not to Be De Caught The aged attorney looked keenly at atthe atthe the young l layer lawyer yer Do you love love- my daughter he ha heas 1 as asked d. d The youngster hesitated Before Defore I give you a direct answer Judge he said with much earnestness earnestness earnest earnest- ness I want you to pledge me your word unprofessionally that the Information information information mation will not be used against me me- me Cleveland Plain Dealer A Born Dorn Financier Cab Tout Tout I r 21 en pence Cabby Cabby I I cant can't but I can lend y yov yo Cab Tout Tout All All right Then youl owe me Punch Punch They Keep Beep Their Their Secret I r notice remarked Mr G sw U ll that published articles on the management man man man- of ot husbands are always wrIt rt ten by single women Y T all right replied Mr You wont won't catch a a. married woman woman giving away her secret secret- Pittsburg Chronicle |