Show OUR BUDGET OF FUN SOME GOOD JOKES ORIGINAL AND SELECTED and Jetsam tro from the tho Tide of Laughing Fan Fan Laughing Gas Gall from tl the tho o Pictorial Joke Papers Original Papers Orl Original Witticisms Witticisms- Encouragement HE Ah Ab would that you and I were cast Upon some desert isle Where no one else might ever seek To win from you a smile smile- Would that we two were wele there alone To pass our earthly days days days- Ah then mayhap you'd listen when I sought to sing your praise 0 4 1 f eS' eS r 4 SHE SHE Al Alas s th these there is no desert isle That we can reach I fear tear And so so it seems In duress vile duress vile Will wm have to linger here But why not sing my praises now Why falter What's the use Youve You've never tried to see how Id I'd Perform if you cut loose looser I tj A Heavy Load i J Teamster Whew Teamster Whew There's Theres no us use us I cant can't move this cupboard its it's too heavy Mr No No wonder I forgot to take out those biscuits my wit wife made this morning Up to Up to I Now Version A writer In the San Francisco New Newt Letter says that a company of men were sitting on a hotel veranda In Honolulu when some one proposed that each should tell a moral story or pay a forfeit I All AU hands agreed to this except Ca Ca- arinos a Greek who is in to the fruit business and reported to be wealthy I 1 know lots in Camarinos Cama Cama- but but I I dont don't know any In Eng Eng- lish Ush Greek dont don't go here Camarinos You must tell It in English my son son Camarinos looked puzzled when his turn came Ho lie put his finger to his forehead and then said suddenly with witha a bright look I have one Let us have It was tho the cry Well I dont don't know if It I get him quite right he responded Oh lets let's have it it 1 Well then It is this A brick which goes this way waving his hands to and fro catches no grass meaning A rolling stone gathers no moss His flu Own Oven Work The vanity of a certain well-known well painter Is ridiculed in a story told of ot him It relates that the painter was Traveling raveling in a train through the mountains mountains moun moun- and as the weather was warm land the painter had not had enough sleep the night before he dozed in his seat Beat l tat ar tu nm r n. a. and as the train passed a fine fino prospect exclaimed Look look What a a. beautiful landscape j j Yep grunted the painter dreaming dreaming dream dream- ream ing and hearing a shop phrase I 1 painted It myself Not So 80 Expensive as at Home Dome Tit-Bits Tit Hostess at party party And And does your mother allow you to have two pieces of pie when you are at home Willie I Willio Willie who has asked for a a. second pice No pace No maam i j i Well do you your suppose she would meo you ou to have two pieces here Willie confidingly confIdingly wouldn't would would- wouldn't I nt care e. This Isn't her pie k e Hello Pa-Hello Ethel What's wrong Ethel Why Ethel Why Helens Helen's got engaged to Tom rom Barry Pa The Pa-The The worthless young No wonder youre you're sad Ethel Ethel Oh Oh it Is not that I wanted d lo La marry him mj The Thc self The Ledger j oi s |