Show vr r 7 f T F r. r v j 1 OUR BUDGET OF FUN SOME GOOD JOKES ORIGINAL AN AND SELECTED Flotsam and Jetsam m from the Tide 0 oV et fun A Fun A Point of Difference I In Theat- Theat Why Why the Teacher Gave Up the lie be Class Jokes 8 Jokes and Jibes 8 Ho Ires All Alt No Now I used to think that Jones was foolish I saw no s sense hse in what he did or said I used to think that common sense could never Dy By any chance find lodgment In la his head The est estimate mate I held of ot Jones has v van vanished n- n shed 1 I ma marvel Vel that I 1 was w was s mistaken so BO Ills brilliancy of ot mind his high attainments attainments attain attain- ments ments' ments t I Are seldom claimed by mortals mortal here below I used to think that Jones was foolish I saw no sense in what h he did or er saidi said But Dut I was wrong therefore I 1 sound his I praises I 1 see that he was brilliant since brilliant since he hes he's dead Cleveland Leader Reversed New York Journal My life was spoiled lady said the traveler byi byr my wife's cooking Was it so Very very bad No lady it was g good od So good good that my friends ate me out of house hous and ond home homo or Of Course r I I She She Anybody Anybody would take you for tor foran foran I an actor He He All All except the manager of the show shows A Willing Sufferer Well Nell weve we've got a cook at last that Just suits me Bake Just such biscuits biscuits bis his cults as your mother used to make I I suppose No I cant can't eat the stuff stutt I she prepares for us USi I have to take my I meals at the restaurant But my folks have quit boarding with us Ducking for Crying Babies Alaskan babies are rubbed with oil tightly rolled in a skin or blanket padded padded padded pad pad- ded with grass and bound with deerskin deerskin deerskin deer deer- skin thongs which are undone but once a day when the grass is fresh fresh- ened If It the baby cries he is held under under under un un- un- un der water until he heis is still sUll Where Ignorance I Is Bliss A woman who knows says this is ia where a woman marries a man who doesn't know the first thing about cooking and whose mother died before she had a chance to show him what a splendid cook she was Boston Boston Transcript Tran Trait script i J 1 I J Kindred Souls Carson Carson- Carson Oh Oh h I dont don't know Rudyard Kipling isn't the whole thing Im I'm Just as big a man as he is in one way Hows How's How's Hows that Carson Carson I I too have a n law in that makes me weary Embarrassed a M Da Do Style Style Ah Ah Miss Flit and have you given up your Sunday school class Miss Flitt Yes Yes indeed I had to The boys got to be such big fellows fellow and asked such embarrassing ques ques- One of them asked me to marry him Why They TheT do 10 It Why is Js It that prima donnas al always always ala al- alaways ways sing Home Sweet Home for an encore to show their gratitude tude In return for tor the applause they naturally want to give tho the people something they can understand Catching Rye Rye Rye- flye LIO io you believe that greenbacks greenback breed disease Alto Alto Yes The Laver fever for them seems contagious r t 1 ft |