Show J f- f SP S- S f P J 1 A MISTAKEN SERVICE SERViO The Tho Young Youns Lady Writer Type-Writer Unavoidably Unavoidably Un Un- avoidably Lost Her Job Oh yes frequently said eaid a n. young youn lady who has bas had bad considerable experience ri- ri ence as a n stenographer i in reply to t the o clubman's question as to whether her employers ever dictated th their ir family letters etters to her says the Chicago Mail Now there is Mr Jones While his bis wife M ife was down East b he always dictated dic die dictated the tho letters ho he nt nr-nt to her bel daily or else had me write them It Ib got to tobe tobe tobe be quite quito the tile usual for him had bad to say after business matters been attended to toVell Well Vell I guess Miss Brown Drown you yon yoni i m mn write to to my wife You know about what to say Bay So I would proceed and write writ a Q atter aletter letter in his lis usual cordial tone telling her bel that tho the baby was do doing ng well and th hs tha boys were getting along finely with Mary tho house servant SOmetimes when I was feeling in the tile humor I 1 would get ot oI oil long ong lett letters rs of several hundred words I each ach Mr l look over the tho page age and jot down his bis name at at atthe the tho end nd I would address the envelope on on u tho the machine seal it and send the message on its way to the absent wife But nut there came an end to all that The wife must Dust have Vo become tired of receiving written type-written missives I II I they thoy do seem rather cold find and perhaps then she sho did not like the tEe idea of a LL third party aware aware o of the contents of her husbands husband's private correspondence One day Mr Jones did diel not nob come comedown comedown down to the office I suppose suppose he had been out with the boy boys the night be before fore Along in the afternoon his bis brother came over to my desk and find said baid Perhaps we had better get off oil a n aletter aletter letter to Mrs 1 Jones as otherwise she m might think something had bad hap hap- 0 So 80 I I wrote out a letter in the usual maImer manner and nd signed it with the rubber rubber rub rub- ber bel f simile facsimile of Mr Joness Jones's signature nature The letter was posted and I thought tho no more of several days MI Mr Jones did not come down to the theoffice i office that day or the next and the third day there thele was an explosion It Ib teems that the reason h he hn did S not come down on the morning that thab I the letter was be because ause his wife I came camo home borne the morning mornin before a midI mid and d dI I ho ha had not nob heard of it till he went wont home at night she thinking she would I surprise him Tile The ne next t day dar and the I next he 8 stayed t a at home and th the third I lay day the tho lett letter r that I had written n unbeknown un P to him him hin was was- forwarded t ther to her and you can imagine the breeze it itI I created I I really believe the woman couldn't have havo been more angry it if she had 5 caught me flirting with her h husband d instead of doing my best to keep up 5 pleasant relations between them t Yes that is why I Jound und another r situation She put pub on such lunny tunny S nits airs before me and wouldn't oven ovenS S speak to me when she sho came into the theoffice thet t office although she had always done doneso donea a so before I 1 I Jones enjoyed noyed it on the theand Urr d J t 1 nn and v b bS t t P TI I a rt of S I I Sport Port p hIs wIfe even I ini irS e |