Show i BRO G. AND CAP ITAL The Lime Kiln Club is a face facetious ous creation of the Detroit i Free Press and the reports of the imaginary me meetings tings of the club under the imaginary presidency y of Brother Gardner furnish the readers of the Pi Press Pass with it l perennial supplies of wit Ine following wing is a specimen The Secretary read the following CHICAGO 30 Bl 81 Bro G Gardner Please lease inform your friends whether you you sympathize with capital capitalor or labor abor and oblige a WORKINGMAN In the fust fust place dar am m m no call calI for for me t to tJ sy sympathize with either to replied the the theman man in answer One am am as necessary to the theod od odder er as two wheels to a wagun wagon Capital clars away a a- aspot spot spot- an builds a factory an gins fifty or a hundred men a chance to aim airn afar a a. far fax support fur s an fa i. i lies Dat factory wouldn't be dar fur capital an its wheels cant can't move move labor If dis' dis man man inan wanted to draw m me o out outon ton on the question of strikes I r has only a word to say say I believe dat de e. e average er er pay his help a far price an ant an all h he kin afford to I he knows knows' his ess busi-ess an am mo competent compete t to run it dan de men who labor fur Cur him If I cant can't work fur a map man fur de de price h he jokers jokers' I I stan tan aside If I 1 I p pay pay him de goin price an I I. I let him te teU e dat I mus' mus do thus an cin Men strike b kase dey dey- cant can't dictate but de same same men wouldn't be willin dat dal deir employers should dictate to dem how much rent to pay what close to buy and how to spen deir wigs S. S As I said dar am no call fur sympathy in in decas de case cas De Dc mo mo strikes we have tie lIe ie i iless less money vi will I be put int into tanu inu- inu nu- nu I When a capitalist kin loan his money at good interest he heam heam heam am foolish to put it into a factory whar demagogues kin hariss an rui i. i you remember what that Im I'm tallia De Dc mC mo unions de less factories tori s. s I De Pc mo strikes de less work rk Do yo you fink Im I'm foolish to to- to lake ili n my Soo out a de le bank whar i principal p l an interest am ara safe as i aruck J an p pat t tt it t i into to a cooper- cooper shop what three hee iee could sink de hu hull f o of one one oe strike be be- kase I couldn't Uy try nao tiao fur makin makinde de barIs dan de de Je same sain would uld sell sail fur Shoo am ant i to a putty pass when de ie man wid a i on his shoulder kin boss bos de man whose factory turned out dat identical identical iden iden- tool Ind tool Industrial News New w May 81 1 s i. i L i |