Show Tricks on tho the Teachers The Tho other day n a pupil in one of the publio public f schools asked the tho teacher to do a little example in grammar and since then what seemed at first to be bo be a n simple problem has had bad the serious consideration tion of all the pedagogues in tho the community community community com com- and it has been unanimously agreed that there therA is no rule in grammar to cover the tho point raised The youngsters youngster's youngsters youngster's young young- ster's proposition was this It is two miles to Wood Woodford ordil Now please write under that sentence There Thero are two twos in the above sen sen- tence That is what the boy said He did not submit the problem in writing tins and when tho the teacher tried to follow his injunction she found out the reason why I It dawned on her that there were not two twos neither there ther two tos tea and how v to express in irk writing what was easy enon enough h to do verbally she ascertained ascertained ascertained as- as as as- to be impossible Tho The boy responsible for for the foregoing be a near relative to the tho youth who asked his bis teacher how to spell paris green and aud when she replied r P par s i-s parts paris n e green paris green retorted No youre you're wrong You cant can't spell sp paris green or blue or any other color You Yon cant can't spell span it anything but bat paris Portland Argus |