Show This part of Utah beats any country couri- couri coun try try on earth for trading around So little money is in circulation that almost anything of value is a legal tender ender in payment of debts both public and private At the minstrel show v last week a Salina SaUna young youn g man led a calf up to the hall hail door an and offered to swap it off for two reserved reserved reserve ed seat tickets He made it too and got ot regular box seats seals During the past winter The Press man has accepted all manner of stuff on subscription to his paper Up lp stairs in the office he has two loads of good hay ten bushels of potatoes a barrel of molasses ola se J three cases of eggs seven gal gallons ons of of honey four 1 t v M 1 r rA f oS A kI k- k saddles I ite a lot of fe fence p posts pasts ts a ke keg i of Dixie wine win four dozen little roosters twelve Ive bushels cf oats three cords of wood a Navajo Blanket a part of a threshing machine a baby carriage and a lotof lot lotof lotof of bed bugs bug The ot other er day an Aurora man wanted tt to trade trad us his wife in payment of a debt telling us that she was the only thing of any value he had bad left on his place We told him that we couldn't make room for her I 1 It would never do doto doto doto to put her up stairs with the honey and the baby carr carriage ge and the toe bed bugs The man went away dis dis- dis appointed Yesterday we wc saw his wife in the Coop op swapping goose grease for fora a a an n new w East Easter r bonnet trimmed with yellow ribbons bons anc and pansy blossoms She was good looking too We Ve have to draw theline the theline line tine however It is utterly Jm- Jm im impossible possible for us to o accept women or children on subscription a account Anything else ig g coes es es |