Show MR DOOLEY ON FOOTBALL Ye Ve see Jee said Mr Dool Dooley y wh when n done be ads la-ads that at itan it itan itan an has no other occupation n its it's its football ald when its dons done in fun an be way vay iv joke loke its it's disorderly ly conduct a and nd rite tile Mr u. 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head t to see th first Thank givin on rock It vas wasa vasa a cold an n morning and as as Continued on Third DOOLEY ON FOOTBALL Continued from Second Page Bill Bill Nugent says iv it if th ocean waves leaped high again th stern an rock rock bound bound gran stand Prom Jy at eliven o'clock th two teams lined up Cotton Mather th the demon halback half hal halfback halfback back captain ir iv th iv th Lambs won th toss tess an took th ball ball- Th t first firs rs t play was a r run around th end be Simpson but he was downed in his racks tracks be Preserved Fish th terrific full back iv th Arks A revolving wedge was thin again th center fr again five yards Following this up Jawn Eliot th frightful ta tackle kle made a ahole ahole I hole hole- Canned Salmon an an Elihu Bradberry fr a gain If it three yards On th next play Cotton Mather fumbled fumbler an th ball wint to I th Arks A series iv frightful cen- cen terr rushes terr-rushes rushes followed an slowly but surely th ball was c carrid down th Lambs goold Tear em into ribbons roared Jawn Eliot as th Arks' Arks again an again broke through th defense Cotton Mather urged his men to stand together an fin lly Ily f they succeeded in hold holdin in t their op op- op Then th signal was given fr lr a kick Th punt was accurate but th ball fell into Cotton Mather's Mathers hands bands Honest ol of Cott Cotton n was there all 11 right With th bor rn iv despair he he started down th field protected be th superb iv Bradbury Standish Holy Smoke an other saints Th gigantic Arks to stop him but he hurled them to wan wan side or th other break in collar bones an ribs an th tin as he wint Down th field he tore like a steam ingine that he knew about his long longhair longhair longhair hair f in in th air his sweater in ribbons th tb mud raining his heels At Atlas Atlas' las las' there was Vas ony wan man be hune him an th pricious an goold That was Preserved ed Fi Fish h th fullback Th h hearts arts iv th Ark rooters rose to their throats as th t two men come together wild Co Cotton on be stopped be Preserved or r w d he make a sucker iv Fish was was th question ivry wan asked him him- Th Ih d darin duin rin fullback flew few at his man like a a. t tiger ller an him be ankles Ji ankles Jus-ankles v threw him heavily fo for for- ward Down roared the spectators spectators spectators' not on 01 ye re ei- ei cr er Westminster confession roared Cotton as as playfully kin th child chilli iv in iq th face he lie dashed on an scored a touchdown amid th r roars iv th spectators tors Th lh Lambs thin gathered in th Ui r iv th field an give their well known cry Ivry time we b buck ck th line we we go go to th chune iv th long meter doxology What ar re ye givin u us asked aked l Ir Mr Hennessy who had lis listened ened to the fancy sketch with much bewilderment bewilder ment merit ment displayed on his face Thim Puritans didn t know anny more more about football thin ab about about about-about mt-abou mt about t pin 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