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Show "Jam Rolls." Struck by the notice, "Iron Sinks," In an ironmonger's shop window, a vrag went inside and said that he was perfectly aware of the fact that "iron sank." Alive to the situation, the smart shopkeeper retaliated : "Yes, and time flies, but wine vaults, sulphur springs, jam rolls, grass slopes, music stands, Niagara falls, moonlight walks, holiday trips, Indian rubber tires, the organ stops, trade returns, snd " But the visitor had bolted. After collecting his thoughts, he returned, end. showing his head at the doorway, shouted: "Yes, I know, and marble t'UStS." |