Show -- ZLL U 5 " 4 THE SALT LAKE TRIBUNE TUESDAY MORNING The fljc jialt £ata ffilmw fanned every morotnt by The Bait L&e Tribune Publishing Company uy9'm h MAY 31 1932 NEW YORK Handling a Husband enator from Entered at th postofflc at Bait aecond close matter Lake City - andpi t Will Europe See the Light? MACDONALD'S determination to lift the blindfolds from the eyes of European statesmen injects an element of hope into a tense atmosphere The proposal of the British leader to divert attention momentarily from reparations plans for revival of international trade Is constructive but nevertheless a difficult and uncertain task Collection of war reparations Is obviously remote while commerce remains in stagnation a thought that some world leaders have apparently overlooked Competitive trade in the old world merely tightens the knot that has been strangling industry since the armistice In fact the signing of that document did not end the war True it caused belligerents to lay down the weapons of death Destruction however continued gaining force with the years Action on the battlefield was transferred to the chan-pe- ls j)BIME MINISTER of trade Pressure for collection of reparations and the reluctance or inability of the defeated nations to meet these imposed obligations are indicative of the result of a bloodless conflict that has been waged since the allies dictated the terms of peace in 1918 Gloomy forecasts for the success of the Lausanne conference on reparations and war debts shows how these questions and the demoralization that has come to activities calculated to make settlement possible have conspired to effect a complete deadlock Prime Minister MacDonald may hold the key that will unlock the shackles that are preventing old world recovery He may convince his colleagues that selfish motives must give way to broad consideration of mutual problems He may cool old hatreds and stimulate a degree of cooperation His suggestions may be the means of sidestepping an explosive situation but also may lead Into one that concerns the United States directly It is not beyond the realm of possibility that the urge for eancellalon of war debts will be revived as a solution of the European riddle This must leave America in the position of maintaining Its vigil against becoming the victim of old world quarrels and yet standing ready to assist any slppere effort to lead the world out of the present darkness Still No Lasting Relief ROOSEVELT'S plan to place the- - unemployed of of New York upon "subsistence farms" where they may produce the necessities of life during a period of enforced Idleness is heartening to the extent that it seeks to avert suffering That is the immediate demand of course and yet if thla nation and all others hope to reestablish normalcy In their Industrial life they must look beyond this point The goal must be one of permanency Under the proposal of Governor Roosevelt committees in charge of emergency relief are authorized to place families upon email tracts of land the rent to be paid by the state seed and tools to be furnished with the objective of affording an opportunity of independently sustaining life From the humanitarian aide of the question the project is commendable Practically GOVERNOR the prohibition question may not give the voter a logical reason for preferring one party to the other they are planning to put the same plank m each party's platform Pretty soon all we’ll have to decide is whether we prefer a blond Republican for president or a brunette Democrat We aigh for a magnetic leader to lift us out of the muck and mire we are wallowing in But first as a prominent speaker has said we should remember that a magnetic leader can only lift men who have steel In them reNEW YORK May 30-- The mailj ture impresario Lee Keedlck Is coach clatter of th? Roaring Forties mindful of a thrush in the thicket at has a rubber-tirehush — an eerie sunrise Also I never hear mention nuance — between 8 and 7 in the eve- of Jouett Shouse without thinking thrown into ning It's twilight hour when the cus- of a howling dog being tomary callosity softens and defense the creek But the most expressive mechanism set up by those living of all was a bronzed dancing man hard and dangerously is dropped at the Midnight Frolic years ago He was from Hawaii billed as Kidalap The White Way becomes “folksey” shed them monocle Kaduloop If that isn't running a manners Confidence men are no stick along a picket fence you think longer counts Kreugers or other big up one money guys At this period the Tenderloin shifts down to "regulars" at And a lady prettily named Pauline theater time the picture shifts into Gale writes from Los Angeles that high again Lips tighten Talk brit-tle- s Galllpolls sounds like a sudden back into monosyllabic clip slap that makes you gulp a mouthTbe other evening in a free and ful of tapioca easy auberge a group of transatlantic 1832 gamblers — “ocean greyhounds” — (Copyright cate McNaught SyndiInc) were ragging each other This has been the toughest of all seasons for them Slim passenger lists coupled PITHY PARAGRAPHS with thin purses make pickings scarce America's untouchable caste seems They addressed one another by underworld monikers such as Gentle- to be the big racketeers— Arkansas man Mac The Flash and Boston Bart Gazette Anecdotes were swapped of boob Automobiles may change but the trimmings on the high seas of brushes with Scotland Yard and the Paris back seat remains the same— Florida prefecture It was like coliegiates Tunes-Unlorecalling campus capers Ladies of the mob too lose their As $ general thing th region worldly veneer and conversation has where the population is too thick is a quick uptake They talk of their just north of the ears— Los' Angeles men of their beatings and of the po- Times lite pilfering among easy marks Gamsay that If you want bling house touts brothel runners to Housekeepers well done just hire dice game f men and all the get thing sundry flotsam are equally garrulous Japanese to beat your Chinese rugs! Their shady trickeries are In the —Judge achievements eyes of comrades The reason politics makes strange Crooks off to themselves express a bedfellows is because they like the — childlike quality the bland Imma- same bunk— Los Angeles Times reis turity which in a large measure for the recklessness of their Another thing just around the corsponsible lawless adventures ner is the Indianapolis News Tommy Lyman Broadway’s "tubercular tenor” quite Innocently Americans have more time saving threw a monkey WTench into the do- devices and less time than any other mestic machinery today by forward- people on earth— Tullahoma (Tenn) ing an ash tray from Palm Beach Guardian cunningly contrived of a shellacked starfish entwined with a stuffed alli- No wonder Rome folded up She gator In removing it from excelsior had no autos gasoline or chewing-guto tax and no postal rates to Harry the negro butler uncovered the alligator’s head let go a blood- raise— Macon Telegraph curdling shriek and made it from the Let’s be thankful for the depreskitchen to the workshop in one second flat All he could jitter was sion In another ear all of the country’s money would have been loaned Gaitor!” abroad — Kenosha (Wis) News New York knows "Daddy” If Uncle Sam is going to charge Browning these days only through a three cents for letter postage he huge block-lonsign glowing in tri- might at least put something tasty on colored succession across his real the backs of the stamps — Philadelestate offices a from ColumBulletin bus circle The of the tab- phia loids now white-haireis rarely seen If only emergency taxes would end amoung haunts that knew him so when the emergency does— Youngswell— dance halls theaters and cafes town Vindicator He was for a time the best copy among a sensational press but he New York political fights are usuhas either become tired of thick head- ally won by the tin boxers —Brunslines or is thinking up a new idea wick Pilot Many regard him as a bit cracked Mr Dreiser is slipping His latest yet he has an amazingly trigger mind book falls a little short of 500 pages For years he lived unostentatiously at a family hotel in West 72nd street —Macon Telegraph Then all of a sudden burst forth in Instead of half of 1 per cent beer a series of marital exploits splash- we get half of 1 per cent enforceing first pages Flooded with suits ment— Springfield Union he has won almost all and shrewd lawyers say these victories are atIf Wall street can get rid of the tributable largely to his grasp of the bear it may get rid of the wolf— law American Lumberman (Chicago) A concessionaire has some fifty Above all things endeavor to keep penny weighing machines scattered company with people above you — about Grand Central station In pros- Lord Chesterfield perous time each average a dollar daily take in or a total of $50 The other day the combined receipts were BOILED FRESH BEEF $188 DICED SOUTHERN HASH CHICKEN A LA KING Barney Gallant who is cloistered all winter in the thick stuff of his BREADED VEAL CHOPS Greenwich Village cabaret takes FRIED HALIBUT fresh air In large chunks From May And Many Other Variations until October he accompanies his SERVED ON 30 LUNCH thick juts of eyebrows and Picca(Every Day 11 a m to 10 p m ) dilly accent to some tropical clime and sleeps in the open Steaks and Fried Chicken V 5- - n PLATFORM OF THE NEW FUSION PARTY Wa the Fusion party hereby assembled do declare these to be our principles: WE HAVEN’T ANY n A war veteran dropped into a restaurant on Memorial day and ordered a steak The waiter was a world war veteran The Spanish American war veteran as an said: "Well done waiter" The waiter blushed with pleasure clicked his heels and saluted smartly “You guys didn’t do so bad at San Juan hill either” he said lip-of- Spanish-America- after-thoug- By O O McIntyre Four-flushe- Once upon a time the only thing the two major political parties had in common was the desire to remain in control of the government Now they agree upon practically everything The luncheon club spirit has pervaded their ranks In order that piay be heard The most that could be said for partisan direction of national affairs was that it concentrated responsibility and tended to make issues to be decided by the voters This newer proposal however moves in another direction— seeks In fact to perpetuate political clique control by defeating the public right to participate in its government There long has been increasing complaint that the major parties evaded and avoided the popular Issues making the parties themselves duplicating units in American life If parties are to remain the dominant factor In American politics they must regain the courage to face the issues as they exist with definite and precise commitments The voters cannot retain confidence in this manner of selecting the directing heads of government if the leadership lacks this courage Prohibition is a mean political issue because it cuts either way Nevertheless the public is entitled to definite and complete expressions This adroit endeavor to sidetrack the issue is nothing more nor less than an attempt to escape responsibility for a definite stand We can quite agree with the leadership that there are more important Issues before the people than that of prohibition but that is neither here nor there Just in advance of the national conventions the public is expecting statements and commitments from enlightened leadership not on one but on all of the issues It is the only excuse the two parties have for claim to leadership and they cannot hope to retain it by efforts to stultify and curtail disturbing Issues by partisan agreement DAY-BY-DA- Y d But the age of virtuous politics Is past And we are deep In that cold pretence Patriots are grown too shrewd to be sincere And we too wise to trust them — COWPER "PARNEST proposals emanating from conferences In New York suggest that the two old line political parties agree to meet jthe prohibition Issue In the forthcoming conventions by adopting Identical planks on this subject The proposals are mildly interesting at this time because they illustrate the depths to which partisan political expediency may descend when confronted by disturbing issues While we doubt that the proposal will be given serious consideration in the national conventions it nevertheless emphasizes the dangers confronting representative government It is in Jlne with monopolistic control which would preserve the current prder of politics by curtailing the Issues upon which the people - lawn-mower- ht WHO WOULDN’T? leather handbag left In my car while parked on Park avenue two weeks ago Owner can have same by calling at my office proving the property and paying for this ad If she will explain to my wife that I had nothing to do with its being there I will pay for the in an Idaho paper "A lady’s g George Kunkle called me up the other day to Inform me that a wild duck was sitting on a nest of eggs In a boxelder tree in Liberty park In view of this phenomenon the city water department will probably issue a warning to the residents of that district to watch out for high water THE FORUM - - 'By Congress Assailed for Failing to Cut Salaries Editor Tribune: Congress has been NOTTS ON THE CUFF hunting high and low for something DEPARTMENT When the police radio station Is to tax but to help bear the burden completed I wonder if Herman Bauer themselves by cutting their own salwill broadcast something like this aries and perquisites does not seem to "At the sound of the siren it will be have any appeal The following text lust 15 minutes and 21 seconds past from St Luke appears to apply in9 o’clock and nothing has happened asmuch as we are governed by lawThla information comes to you through the courtesy of the Rundown Clock company of here there and everywhere'1 A tourist remarked that he had seen Judge Kenesaw Mountain Lan dis on the street He said that be wouldn't have recognized him if It hadn’t been for the weather-beateslouch hat he wore The tourist had mistaken Dr Elmer L Goshen for the judge A woman entered a department store and said to Dick Wright: "Have you a lingerie?” “The rest room Is on the second floor madam” replied Dick without a change of expression "Ah wants to be procrastinated at de nex’ corner" a colored lady said to the bus driver He took a chance and put her off PUBLIC MR BAKER’S PERFECT FAIT II (From New York Herald Tribune) Mr Newton D Baker’s plea for the league of nations on its record is more Hla assertouching than convincing tion that "but for the world’ peace machinery Japan would have proceeded to execute her will” and the statement Of hla belief that the Amen lean people would be less prejudiced against the league If they only unden stood It better will elicit respect from some quarters as a remarkable trl They umph of faith over evidence will also provide the cynical with unusual scop for ribald comment upon the unconscious humor of Mr Baker's earnest plea if there are any facts that stand out clearly from the far eastern situation so far as it has gone they are the fol lowing Th league and other Instrument in "the world' peace machinery” were absolutely no check what ever upon the wilt of the Japanese military but aggravated every phase of the feud while making it utterly impossible for the conciliatory el menu in Japan to Impose check of their own The league survives today only because th full discharge of its functions under th covenant was blocked by th great powers when 1U capacity for bringing on an International catastrophe was fully manifest yers“Woe unto you also ye lawyers! For ye lade men with burdens grievous to be borne and y yourselves touch not the burdens with one of your fingers ” Congress has been very prompt to Increase their salaries since the salary grab of the lata sixties or early seventies the latest being about 1828 but reduction in time of stress have been noticeably absent notwithstanding that not one In fifty now f in congress could earn of their present compensation In civil life It ij a far cry from the simplicity one-hal- The American people at large now have a clearer and therefore less sympathetic understanding of the league’s constitution than they have ever bad before In his letter to Mr Wlekersham and Dr Butler In reply to their questionnaire Mr Baker makes a statement which Is astounding in the light of events at Geneva and Para during the last eight months It is to the effect that the league Is now shown to be “flexible constructive and conciliatory" These three adjectives define precisely what the conflict has shown it not to be The eastern conflict demonstrated when the council’s positive attitude bad engendered false hopes In China and defiance in Japan and when the junta of minor states In the assembly wanted Article XVI applied at the cost of war !f need be that In any really vital and impassioned issue the strict application of the covenant must lead inflexibly to another world war to end war The only flexibility that the league has shown has been In its reversal of the engines when persistence In its charted and highly advertised course would have piled it on the rocks The league's “constructive" work In the east consisted In the extension of the field of Japanese endeavor from th South Manchurian railway zone to the whole of Manchuria and the Soviet frontier and to the upbuilding of popular reactionary spirit in Japan which enabled the military to take undisputed control of policy and to brand every form of liberalism as a growth in th nation’s vitals calling for a surgical operation By way of "conciliation" th league has fostered end then destroyed hopes in China e Rules 1 Our Readers UiUn IlnitH ( $00 o d John R Jacobs Replies To Comment on Credit for Contributors wr4i Preference In neblicetien I tires where ana addreee ere (e) Write en ene tide ef ihe paper enlyi 8 (b write legible (a) ctellgioas racial and partisan diaoauiona barren b personal aspersion net desired- - 4 a Writer must aim true name and residential addresses Tree name will be printed anises reesent satisfactory te the editor are given for withholding the eentrlbetions are net line 5 feetical d Views expressed In tbia Sonsidered are theee ef the contributors and de net neoesaaril? reflect tbe views 1 The ef The Tribane department cen-n- et be used aa an advertising medium 8 Tbe Forum deep not eeert mere than one contribution a weed from the tame contributor i ftroe name p hop-ski- Editor Tribune: Expecting someone would jump on my spine I was surprised at Mr McGinley’s mild comment If gold is demonetized it would revive the price medium of ex change When a person or a nation can do 100 billion dollars' worth of business on four billion dollars capital It's a sign of superin telligence the fact Is if everyone’s credit was good there could be more business done of the founders of our republic to the than that on less capital by using luxurious surroundings which they checks would not need money at all have provided for themselves at the except by people who had no checkexpense of the taxpayers and which outrivals anything Rome had to offer ing account A lot of rich people have no money in the days of th Caesars all They have credit cornered Our forefathers considered a po- at Debtors and creditors are at fault-o- ne litical office a public trust but now borrowed too much the other it appears to be a private snap loaned too much which made for unF W SMYTH balanced distribution of wealth or credit My understanding is that the working In a mine thereby making that nation bitterly unemployed put to of Occidental good would get silver to buy wheat to eat contemptuous faith and has put Japan in a temper why not take a short cut by putting where her people from prince to them to work raising wheat? The coolie are equally contemptuous Of poor silver doesn’t want to be disHowever if you turbed anyway the world's good or ill will Tills appraisal of the league's part have a horse you want to sell accept in the dramatic events which Mr silver in payment and when you Baker rightly believes are not at an have the silver would you want wheat end has been reluctantly accepted for it or gold? Or if It was so valufor months past by every American able why not keep it? whose official functions have brought You should read Rainey’s article him into contact with the problem by on foreign trade which explains how the press of this country at large and they are in our debt but cannot pay by a keenly Interested American peo- except with goods or service How ple If Mr Baker still thinks that a ever we have enough more than closer Insight Into the pathetic bungle enough of both of our own If a which the league made of the change is wanted In the yardstick of conflict would inspire value wo can change the yardstick American confidence in the future of of Inches also and when we said a “the world’s peace machinery” his foot of ground would it mean your faith ia so well armored In old loyal- foot or mine? Besides mine might ties that It is invulnerable to the tes- be larger than yours: result contimes turnover fusion Twenty-fivtimony of present facts and events on capital Is not to be sneezed at I A street existed in Pompeii know of some Industries that have the Italian city which was destroyed a turnover of fifty times on their by an eruption of Mount Vesuvius in capital Invested A D 78 JOHN R JACOBS e e one-wa- y isi In an abandoned moment of giving way to reactions of names it comes to me that Herndon and Pang-borsuggest the whang of a Chinese gong Cleon Throckmorten always reminds me of the grinding brakes in an auto smash-uAnd the lec Served on 50 Dinner HART’S LUNCH n "Carry a Tray and 8av Money” Anne Kaiser 71 East First North will be our tuest at lunch today co ihe MOST on your way to CALIFORNIA vis and Safety at Principal O 8w 2 DAYLIGHT FLIGHTS TO SAN FRAN Cl SC O-- 70' Travel from Salt Lake to San Francisco between breakfast and lunch hourtt or enjoy an afternoon and evening flight to the Coast Lowest mtmms tares Its history Largest air line in tbe world 6 year and 40000000 however it precipitates additional difficulties miles experience Many of those in distress were formerly employed in indusPlanes Boeing Stewardess Lunch alolt try By their earning power in this field they became the cus- 2 Pilots Spacious ventilated tomers of the farmer end the produce merchant In Mr Roose- cabina Lavatory n velt’s movement part of the farmers’ market Is eliminated and in turn he must suffer from dwindling revIVs($aiHf Le Til& m m 3t$0 p ass enues along with the merchant who distributed his product and DA Lit HI' tm Wl tlKHT 10 tUtCAbQ m- - &t43 Lo 7i30 transportation systems that conveyed commodities to the market p Hr te See FrwRcfeee Hr te Smr $ IJI1 $401 places It Is true that his market has already been demoralized TH Beis “ CMtsge Mmntnl UV4 1821 by enforced Idleness and to that extent the fanner and the IVt Trim ''SfVoksn ?h TeM 1$H SUI merchant have little to fear Nevertheless it shows the futility Pmrm ' Partlaix! “ $Vi W2J M'4 at!ed of attempting to bring order out of chaos by artificial means Lm Ssatti “ H 20’ Tedi 1232S Governor Roosevelt's plan has the virtue of easing human LOBBY IIOTFL UTAH WASATCH 2003 distress until the blockade In the road of business and Industry All K estern Union and Postal Oflioes can be removed It must be considered in the light of other temporary expediencies that fall to solve the baslo problem confronting the world Tri-Motor- rovn TM-Moto- flaxes daily tHMiirr UNITED AIR LINES I 4 p Our First Mortgages form of investment for your provide a worry-fre- e funds They have alwayi stood up under the most trying condition —do not fluctuate in price or ' value — yield good steady income Full in formation will be t furnished upon request FIRST SECURITY TRUST 'MAIN AT EXCHANGE PLACE CO Mile for mile you make tbe most of your travel dollar when you take the Feelber River Route to California entirely seen hy daylight From San Francisco to Los Angeles you hive your choice of rail or one of the popular overnight boats Ask for folders See that your ticket read Scrnie LitnitiT for thit summer’s interesting vacation trip! 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