| Show THE SALT LAKE TRIBUNE WEDNESDAY MORNING MAY Ijc Tcrnied Lfc Halt £akc pilmw every mnmirg by The Salt Tnoune Publishing Company 17 ITH AII rinp deference W 'llj Entered at the postofftre at Salt Lake City a second claaa mailer to congress and the mnmentoiu taska that the present economic emergency has thrust upon the lawmakers It Is difficult to understand the course pursued at The privilege of cutting costs levy taxes and sugWashington gesting savings is alternated between the house and senate What one does the other nullifies either by roll call defeat or by offsetting savings with new1 expenses Confronting alstaggerlng deficit national "leaders recognize the demand for a balanced budget" Peering Into the costly system of administration they likewise see the opportunity of relieving the situation by eliminating extravagance Having brushed noncssentlals from government new revenues are neces- sary to avoid cutting Into the basic fabric All of which sounds like good business practice The original economy bill is riddled so that the authors hardly recognize It In fact It has virtually been retrieved from the waste basket where It was figuratively cast by the group of politicians who still labor under the delusion that the mere passing of an appropriation bill Is sufficient to open the gates to reservoirs of wealth They overlook the fact that they have already drained this reserve supply to the danger point Shown the error of their ways they turn about In a frantic effort to raise funds What has resulted would be amusing wcte It not so serious While the senate Imposes new taxation some good and some bad the house sets about to spend another $100000000 The latter sum is the estimated cost of providing pensions for war widows incorporated In the bill approved by a vote of 318 to 18 This In itself may be right and proper but why not state Just where they expect to get the money to disburse? There is yet time to settle down to the task of evolving a sane federal program that will dissipate some of the fears that have But unless conbrought constructive activity to a standstill gress stops rocking the boat It cannot blame others for refusing to embark on a voyage with a disorganized crew Our Foreign Debts NEW YORK DAY SOON TIME TO WORRY ABOUT EUROPE AGAIN PUBLIC -B- Y-DAY By O O McIntyre WAB IN THE MAKING? (From Oakland Tribune ) Men and women who come back from the Orient give It as their opinions the troubles there are not over that large scale war between Russia and Japan is next to be expected How much of information and foresight go into these stories may be a ques tion The well known person home from abroad is beset by interviewers and is often not averse to aaying something which will make a good story The chance that this predicted war will hot come is ieert by Some ethers in the fact that Japan Is moneyless and Russia itself is not out of the woods economically History has shown that nations do not need the real reason to fight or— that deter mined to fight— they will find a reason Commenting on the situation the editor of the Charleston Post says that: it may be that all this talk and effort for world peace is just a lot of as the ndnsense and militarists claim Certainly it ia true that nothing -- that- the nations have done along this line in the past ten or twelve years appears to have the slightest effect when two nations have a real or imaginary grievance against each other Japan has derm onstrated recently that a treaty can be regarded as a scrap of paper by the nation of today as readily as it was by the Germany of 1814 It Is hardly conceivable that after its miserable adventure In China Japan would have the hardiness to be the aggressor in the case of Russia thirsting to show the capitalistic world how its red army can fight And if Japan did not menace Russia it is hard to Imagine how a war between the two could start Still if war la what the two desire they will undoubtedly find some way to arrange it Meanwhile the Russians are strengthening their eastern border defenses growing enthusiastic at home over military prepaiedness getting military reserves m readiness Meanwhile also the American people can see if they can see anything at all that their own preparedness program cannot with safety be based on the theory that disarmament and world peace are in the offing but must continue to be based on the much more plausible theory that trouble is likely to start anywhere at any duck under the arm NEW YORK May 3— Every writer’ard a vaudeville of lU Qwner added another touch some zest for I know has an eager form of writing totally outside his For years I have been passing those metier It is with these efforts they slots labeled “Night Depository" facade of midtown are the most meticulous Such scrib- notched in the for the convenience — a pleasant banks They are diversion a bling proves merchants Many time3 of detour from the humdrum of custo I have been tempted to Inspect the mary routine mechanism but somehow suspected Rupert Hughes for 10 years devoted a sudden on the head and a most of his time to the least profitable shoot downwhang a trap chute What howof his works— the life of George ever has impressed me is that I have Washington In several volumes He never seen anyone making a deposit sacrificed many larruping offers to do the research work necessary for IStudy in agony: A futlurn boy pasuch volummosity of the 1‘hrnrjr with a Meredith Nicholson loves to wilte rading m front d dog carrying a sign: police essays In England and Scandinavia ‘For Sale” he is regarded as our foremost essayist He may spend weeks giving a A familiar figure In London these diamond-poipolish to some a well known composition beglamouring the days is George Doran now editing Booth Tarkington American publisher lowly paw paw He holds a salon likes to write skits for collegiate Nash’s Magazine in the Savoy at tea time daily and all dramas Arthur Somers Roche would rather talk of depression is tabooed hearken to the random clink of roFrom a theatrical weekly: "Some mantic verses ®an dash off a highof the best souls In the world may be own his for price speed mystery yarn old Broadway His old sidekick Don Clarke who found along dear To say nothing of the Grade A bats out racy sex tomes dreams of heels writing an American history John Held Jr is reputedly writing an opera 1932 McNaught (Copyright libretto Syndicate Inc ) The world's most prolific writer the late Edgar Wallace did a secret chore under a pseudonym for practically nothing yet it was the sole piece of writing to which he thrilled It was a weekly half column of conjectures in an English turf journal written in the idiom of the stables Charles Hanson Towne writes columns and books but his true love is The talented Julian Street poetry a gourmand of distinction spent many HAVE months preparing a guide book to Lardner Paris restaurants Ring wastes what might be highly profitable moments writing letters to pals signed “Mister Lardner” I am also not immune from such frivols My pleasantest task is turnS2500 to enjoy ing out a single page vignette for a aside from 21 The ponderous English quarterly circulation is under 4000 and the pay to 54 cents a day dependalmost nothing Btit its contributors ing on which $2500 Syndimainly are academicians one likes cate program you prefer casually to refer to as all-nig- ht sad-eye- nt time-wasti- The enator from HAVE 3 V u On Ml Cwrt fO M n THE FORUM Jo Writer Urges Schools to By Something Says Enemy of Waiting Editor Tribune: Swimming is an Editor Tribune: Perhaps this generation will never know how bad the activity and exercise that Is not too economic gears are stripped Will basstrenuous and unlike football never know perhaps how they were ketball and other games can be In- fixed Howbeit It Js stupid to contemdulged in by all through life with plate this "humbling era" must ultigreat physical benefits Therefore mate in universal devastation dearth for this and other reasons it should indigence and famine before rebuildbe taught in schools lor it is impor ing Frankly it is anarchy to wait for bloody revolutions betant that children should be taught martyr-lik- e this as other subjects fundamentally fore drafting such amelioration as will suffice temporarily or perpetuscientifically and systematically The drawback to this of course Is ally True we ate harassed and the expense and upkeep of private haunted by hunger and the specter is of undernourishment Yet in view pools in schools This difficulty overcome in many places both in Eu- that events are stepping stones there rope and America by taking the must be a sacrifice for higher civilizachildren to the municipal pools A tion It is ludicrous to forever hark about bus can take a class to the pool and back to school in a few minutes and Washington or Jefferson Inasmuch with as their day Is passed They like a it is surprising the rapidity which children learn to swim In a deceased father couldn’t live forin ever Moreover when made ornafew lessons under a competent mental of what service is the constructor In Salt Lake we have over 20000 stitution? school children and no facilities for The hour has struck for drafting them to receive this kind of instruc- plans virtually electrified with 21st tion and with such a splendid mu- century economic leadership imbued nicipal pool which cost about $000-00- with common horse sense Poll parrot t 1500-wor- d 0$250or TRAVEL Give Swimming Courses andpi r 4 1932 Our Readers Rules for Contributors 1 Letters limited te 800 word Preference in wabllcation ia riven where true name and address are a ted (a) Write on ane side of the paper onlyi 8 b tat Religious write legibly racial and Partisan disemsions barred i (bt personal aspersions net desired 4 (at Writers must sign true names and residential addressee True name will be printed onleee reasons satiefeetory to the editor are siren for withholding the name 6 Poetical contributions are not considered 0 Views eipreeaed in this department are those of the contributors and do not necessarily reflect the views 7 The department can of The Tribune not be used aa an advertising medium 6 The forum does not court more than one contribution n week from the name contributor i Another yarn about Marcus Loew's Four huge estate on Long Island days alter he discharged an English butler he came upon the servant while “I walking around the grounds thought I discharged you” said Loew You did” was the reply “but 1 can’t find my way out” Interesting booklet "Multiplying Money" expleins the Investors Among shuddery exhibits in a fashionable East Side skin peel sanitarium are alcohol jars with eorkscrew-lik- e curls of skin from stage beauties Such exhibits are to impress prospects A skin peel is supposed to give a baby freshness lasting a year In prosperous days the charge was $500 but depression price is $250 Sd "MULmyiNG Syndicate Plan its 38-ye- dep- record end just what It can do for you Send for your copy Use the coupon ression-proof Resources over $44000000 VTTVTVTTTVVTVVTVTTVTrTTVTW MONtr to— N Addna Investors URGING the American government to authorize acceptance It will often happen when a thing of silver In payment of war debts Senator Carl Hayden of originally wrong that amendThe false long eyelash craze how Arizona at least recognizes a world problem which la yet to ment do not make it right butin more ever seems to absorb the ladles at the FOUNDEDI894 one often do aa much mischief moment They are so long indeed I spend Its force There Is In the United States a way aa good in another — Paine fear for some making the whirl of a Wn Baili Bolt at feeling that European nations should and must discharge their SALT LAKE CITY UTAH revolving door And one absurdity being admitted evto the manifest annihilate desire Just obligations to this country Here and there we find an one must submit to all that follows alien The reaction is Sixth avenue presented a barnyard ery In effect after the theater the other eveurge for cancellation but In the main the public Is united In portentious —also disintegrating With the Democrats quarreling the last analysis right is the whole- ning Bert Lahr’s "fighting” bull the belief that these debts are to be paid among themselves and the Republisome choice of the majority rolled by in a perambulating stock We are not so much concerned with how our debtors are to cans hamstrung by precedent the America is a colossus of outstand ade A group of brightly blanketed situation in our atruggle to find one ing intellect Competent to improve Shetland weie ill charge of a groom discharge these obligations and may seem somewhat unmindful who can lead us out of this economic on the best hitherto known without of the gold situation as now applied to world relations Great and political mess is strikingly like tears or bloodshed If Russian govIn Shakespeare’s "Taming of the ernment is epoch making America and powerful nations with tremendous gold obligations have that Shrew" where Hortensio In endea-vorlncan beat it by deliberate legislation to find a husband for Katha-rln- a suspended the gold standard In hope of reestablishing economic If anarchic “laissez faire” Repub“ there's small choice licanism is obsolete discard it If soequilibrium and national stability It Is an ominous sign for all In said: rotten apples” cialism liaimunizes with humanity in who are expecting Immediate payment of war debts In gold e general give it a trial But above all He who is slow in making a promWithout regard to the temper of our debtors It must appear and the city losing about $10000 prophecies of coming good times or stop alibiing It ia unbecoming and ise is the most faithful in the per- a it would be a erratic administering to public confi- detrimental to the strong and weak that we cannot escape Increasing demands for deferred pay- formance of it Nothing can lead year on theif upkeep the school board and dence though helpful are not enough respectively W A BURGER good Into greater hazards than promises the thing ments or outright cancellation city commission were to get to- The picture is that of groping in the made and stranIncautiously QUEEN GOES SHOPPING gether and arrange means whereby dark or of a drowning person Senator Hayden believes that silver points the way to world hastily Queen Mary of England is setting these children could get the use of gling the rescuer The time has arI the When read revival and trade preelection which prom' welfare to out of the solvency obsolete slogans an example in thrift in shopping She upon the human wipe these baths to be instructed in swim rived of the politicians I think of a and get the benefit from the and face current facts If America is making many purchases in the so race is dependent He believes that his plan will permit debtors ises remark made by Walter Scott’a little ming must an hoist banner called popular priced stores and uses international taxes their parents pay to support to pay in full and at the same time allow silver-usin- g countries granddaughter She was accompany- this Institution not the city to preserve civilization Why procras- care in selecting articles which are Why to reengage In progressive endeavor He may be wrong of course ing her father to tothe grocery store give the schools the use of the private tinate? Why make a race question of worth the money Recently she vis where they were purchase butter party pool during school hours? This something so vital as life Itself? Cease lted a bazar which specializes in price but at least his plan is definite and to the point which cannot be sugar and eggs Her mother repeated little pool Is 50 by 25 feet and just big appeal spending more than half an said for any other alternative now open to creditor countries the list and cautioned her not to let enough to hold clas9 work In It is ernment is actually making a profit hour in her search for bargains She her daddy forget what he was going not was particularly pleased with patronized during the day and of ten million dollars each month and debtor nations for Then she said: "Now Joyce I do not believe it was the inten- square willow patterned teapot which at nights Judging occasionally only dear what are you going Jo get at from the revenue $223 in 1930 $207 tion of congress when this act was she bought for the equivalent of about the store?" "Gum" replied Joyce in 1931 passed In 1924 to deliberately profit 20 cents Altogether she made 18 promptly Commodity There are over 6000 children in the through the extension of loans to the purchases which Included a $2 edition edition of high schools who are old veteran The practice is unfair and of the Bible a J Memhard Bancroft Idaho of- junior Shakespeare's complete works bound enough and should be receiving this the principle is altogether HOUSE has passed a bill to stimulate business by surto wart fers that has buy my from every angle in blue leather two tea services some rpilE instruction "seven-year- ” BERT CAMPBELL Ing commodity prices to the average level of 1921-2- 9 A person cannot be said to be edu The vived several of the handbags and three small rugs said are we physical changes cated In these days who cannot awim Goldborough bill doesn’t Indicate Just how this Is to be accomto undergo He enclosed a penny in nor are they getting the real joys out The country needs It Just that and his letter as the purchase price Mr of life experienced plished but no matter W SttfpToAS Points Irt Utah Ida ha by those who can to I'm Memhard the penny keep and in these days of travel and recnothing more and so In a spirit of helpfulness the house passes and forgetsays about the wart and one reation everybody should be able to a bill of these days I’ll find the wart has swim PROFESSOR E HOLLINGS It of course Is to be understood that the house Itself Is to disappeared Wage-earne- rs with the wisdom of foresight save at least Well having tried several remedo no more than father the wish lender the terms of the bill dies Including Tom Sawyer’s graveten cent of their monthly income After a few years per Just passed this task of lifting the country out of the doldroms yard stunt without success I guess Need of War Veteran of such thrift they are pointed to as the people who are it won’t hurt to try Mr Memhard s Bonus Payment Told rests upon the federal reserve system All of this Is to say ATCN Rubbing the wart with a alice of getting ahead who are free from financial worries They raw potato was disastrous Maybe that the action of the house Is of no particular moment the thrill of “pay day” by saving or investing CITY DELIVERY perpetuate five that The fact Editor Tribune: because I used an Idaho potato AnyAs one member puts it: war vet-a few dollars each week or month An ideal plan for way Instead of disappearing It start- out of every seven World “It Is Just like writing a letter to the federal reserve board" ed to multiply and In a few days was erans have been forced to seek loans WEDNESDAY AISD THURSDAY SPECIALS small ox large investors is National’s — their adjusted service certificates If the board condescends to reply to this communication It surrounded by a large family of e on cash of need j is of pay-evidence the warts Fresh Tend ment of the balance due on this ac- Undoubtedly will do so with regret that on account of the heavy If)S to In his threat debt ON THE CUFF NOTES knowledged demand for higher commodity prices the order cannot be filled i lcg-cash veto the payment proposed DEPARTMENT Nevertheless it must appear to constituents that Immediately D G Cunningham says he wonders islation President Hoover appeared the house at least transmitted a formal urge for relief from what the man who names the Pull- to be exceedingly worried about the (10‘Year Installment Investment Certificate) man cars calls his children danger of an unbalanced budget This the Ills of depression In the face of which It Is prepared to reA hick town Is one where they close matter of unbalanced budgets has Issued by NATIONAL RESERVE HOLDING COMPANY sent any charge or Implication that the body has done nothing the municipally owned golf courses been haunting the lives of thousands and keep the children's playgrounds of veterans ever since they camej home from the service In 1918 and $315 invested each month will mature $500 ip 10 years open the Jobs that were supTo get a Political appointment tried toto find Youth Looks Back $630 invested each month will mature $1000 in 10 years be waiting for them doesn't depend upon what you know posed $1575 Invested each month will mature $2500 in 10 years Moreover in his anxiety over the but upon whom you know A meeting of Junior's gang brought passible loss that might have to be WHEN we pause to look back on the days of ’29 we are Inspired $3150 invested each month will mature $5000 in 10 years back memories of the "Canyon Road" suffered by the wealthy due to in- with the youthful vigor which was sweeping us on with des com-Your Interest accumulation is nearly 33 of your total gang to which I belonged Among the creased taxation Mr Hoover more tiny If we remember rightly youth was in the saddle Old men charter members were' Horace and pietelytwooverlooks the fact thatthreat-principal paid in Your safety is a trustee arrangement million veterans are than ' were looked upon as fearful descendants of another age Their Frank Whitney Sid Wells Lea and ened with the lots of 50 per cent of with the Utah State Treasurer whereby $110 In first Harry Squires Moyle Gray Marc usefulness In business and Industry was seriously questioned If McCune Dave and "Lol” Taylor Os- their adjusted compensation The mortgage security safeguards every dollar of liability United is now Stales government car Jansen and Dal and Jack Claw' It was not actually denied This makes a truly balanced investment adaptable to the son Jack used to get sore because charging the veteran 4 12 per cent But now come the days of Judgment and we are sternly re- he had to take his little brother compound interest on his adjusted needs of all geared to all ambitions to get ahead in the By 1945 minded that those hectic days of pep and power were not reaKingsley (Kinky! to the meetings service certificete loans world these when are certificates supposed And the prettiest girl in the neighIn reckless vigor youth did tune up the old borhood sonably balanced Invest by mail or personal to mature practically til the balance $100 Bottle was Teresa Taylor GRENADINE Fancy Imported economic machine to a speed which was g call at 343 South Main St to Its The gang was organized just after due the veterans will be consumed LAST CALL! or by compound Interest While these elders But youth seemed to know what it was about and made some war— the MINCE Mrs Walden the Boer or the Civil war or the Interest charges are eating up the O R DTBBIEE light of the cautionary warnings that age and reason shouted Crusades or something— I don’t re- value of these certificates the gov- Proaldent CREAM Cream Whipped member which In Its wake LISTEN— KDYL Now it must seem that tire delicate mechanism which we BOILED FRESH BEEF Following the recent attack on THUR1 MAY I lto Part P M BOX call our civilization needed something besides power plus It “road hogs of the eir" by the Earl of DICED SOUTHERN HASH 5c GRAPK talent newly Preentlng Nairobi Onslow in Africa East may needed some of that understanding of life and Its reactions CHICKEN A LA KING soda In “Opportunity” Program a from law pigame protecting W'bich comes with the years It needed the Judgment and the pass inconsiderate BREADFD VEAL CHOPS NO li CAN of wild animals lots FRIED HALIBUT advice of experience and reason Lord Onslow applied the term quot10c And Many Other Variations to airmen who swooped down from In those days we were told that a man was through at 40 ed the clouds and stampeded herds of SERVED ON 30? LUNCH years In the wreckage that follows we find him almost an ecogame Wing Commander Harris a m to 10 p m ) grery Day nomic outcast before he is through school When the final soluexperiments from various tion is reached youth and age will mingle In cooperative enSteaks and Fried Chicken heights He concluded that a stamdeavor with each cognizant of the other's virtues Youth will pede produced by high flving sir- Served on 50C Dinner revere age for Its wisdom and age In turn will respect youth for craft will last much longer than that He failed produced by low fjying Its vigor and Its hope The human endeavor then will be atLUNCH to see anything abnormal In the betended by a balance w hich was lacking when the economic maAffiliate of "Carty a Tray and Bara Money" havior of game w hen an airplane was chine crashed in excessive speed More than ever before the overhead NATIONAL RESERVE 1IOLD1NO CO Pan) Monsen SOS Fljhth Avenue Wing Commander Harworld neHs young men and eld pien young men for energy and ris added that he favored a law prowill ba our guest at lunch today Balt Lake City Utah ylgor awf old men for Judgment and guidance hibiting deliberate chasing well-defin- ed Syndicate 0 7 PERPETUATE Raising THE THRILL OF Prices PAYDAY co ring lit-ti- 3 ASPARAGUS " 6 MORTGAGE BOND 1 16-- ot nerve-rackin- Spanbh-Amerlca- PIES n PUFFS doz Jelly Shredded Wheat pl0 con-duel- 69c 25c 39c Crackers 35c Tuna Xu 10c 1 Jill HART’S P |
