Show TJIE SALT LAKE TRIBUNE f l)C alcc jialt 'ezM pibnne morotn fcr th lm4Uka twyTTlbQM FubUhiX4 64 Compam Entered tali Uk at th cur ciaaa ElilDAY HORNIXU RO 191)0 UiUssiitaaiiatsiiiiiisssaiiaiaiiiatatsiaitiiiiiatiiiisiixistssaaasisiuiiiiisiiMsiiiftMiistisiiiiiiiifssisitsMi! Sense and Satire o o McIntyre a Liquid Keynote itiatttatBMtBfciiitafctMfMaaaaaBttvtamaMiasaiiBiata Dwight Morrow Soujvls miiiisuaKcsmaiiaisfliftiaaitaisaimiiiittaMflMatamu at u Nctt matter MAY t By NEW YORK while strolling: PULSE May 29— Thoughts "because they are rather smelly Bat What's become of we would like to ask you to visit ours ” the roll top desk? Bert Lahr and Aoi me! Ini no geranium Courtney Ryley Cooper the hockey-exper-t look alike Percy W’axman f! 16 (Copyright 1930 McNaught the Warner brothers literary in etery Important city in the UuHed fitatea Reader mar The Tribune (a on Syndicate Inc ) Boys who dance themselves Ujrertam arrute In any city by telephoning thia of fire out ON of nickels Jazz in PRINCE GFORCE a U Aaaociated exrlualvelr la The Aftaociated Preaa member of (It nightly cheap The Trbun Fre halls Gene Crawley’s teeth Damon Ain ntuled to th vn lor reproduction oi all new duimtche credited to U or hot otberwl creaued in thU pentrand also the local neaa pubhahed herein Runyon's cap the London (From Bystander) Tb' Tribune U a charter member of the Audit Bureau of Circulation Charles B Dlllinghsm a Hartford That waa an admirable speech on "TfeVTrfbune la a member of The I00X1Q Group of American Citlea Conn boy who made good In the delivered Prince by advertising 'TheTribuneU a member of Media Records Xuc I roup city Cut rate sodas In department By WALT MASON George the other day to the Nationstores A famous French chef who Starvation was a recent fad that The RecketthRi'Sciaf Agency Inceaatern advertising arent New York PhlTaelphla al at Benevolent Advertising society M C Moeeneen da Co Inc Pacific lunches on dandelions How many Chirac o Bt Looia Detroit ICanaae City Atlanta: the Connaught rooms Prince George eoet yepreaentatlve Ban Prarde 0 toe Anaeleat BeaUle Portland remember Arthur Guy Empey? It's made a million women sad the crime will soon be eldest brothFomin buTeau of 'nformalion of The Tribune are No t Rue Scribe Parts Prance er both In rivaling his a gift to wear a hat with the dash of they thought of being plump would delivery and personality 139 Pall Mall London Ena lend 1 Uolei Lea Linden Berlin Germany Eacclaior Hotel Jack Buchanon Or swing a cane like lead them to the social dump it was "My mind’’ he said "sought some Rome Italy Harry Richman the fashion to be thin and old time symbol and this came to me when Every new safety razor Is greeted curves were simply sm But now and Tlday Morning May 30 1030 driving down the Mull Suddenly I by a crop of suckers Pierre Lorillard then these days I meet some lovely noticed a tall building emerge from window shopping NO flower so frag- damsels on the street who look a the darkness Into brilliant llluml- ile as the daffodil And none so The Binding Tie 'I bat now stood nalnn though they see no wrong in rooting building arrldenf it would be ainnujt to haughty as the lily Ditch diggers for the dinner gong They look ai t bPllfve rpVfulpd wh)lf by Par)y playing checkers at the luncheon though they filed away the standard iNCE more we paube la our convince the motorist using thejcaiied ‘flood lighting’ That is whati hour Billy Emmerich one of the three square meals a day But yesterseem to me to be Sir Henry Thorn- day I talked with Kate who has bedally activities to pay tender county highways with any de- - V'0 Rentlrmeij ton of regularity that the counleaving the University club she bravely come a tribute to our departed dead find those big stiffs struggled heavyweight do Where they for a year to make the exIs trafflcally clean and secure ty In of In stand uniforms front who con Memorial day originally cels through long and Russian restaurants? A Chinese wearydisappear against th regrets which inevmonths she tried to be Just eeived In national gratitude lor itably follow a ladles Perspiring chewing gum of She'd emulate th wide seven inches police period swathed In silver foxes No tailor movie queens and so she cut out pork heroic service on the field of Inactivity will ever trick me Into a pair of wide and beans and raw bananas rich and pants again Bomethlng fascinating battle has become something Some months ago when the and all the wholesome things about colored lithographs of old New ripe like tripe and all the grub that girls more On this day we link the county traffic situation was a York adore she would eschew forever more little more acute by reason of a Carl Van Doren the book critic "Dame Nature thinking she was past with the present and pay death brows Flappers who knit stamp their said Kate "gave me an appall the sheriff asked for feet— and exhale clouds of cigarette right” devoted respect to all who have additional I never thought It an ordeal help for his departsmoke I never had good service In a petite to sit up to a good square meal it preceded us to another eternity ment to handle traffic For softie tipless restaurant The hand kissing was no punishment to eat about three Latin boys who are usually In need cf butcher’s mest When I m We honor our dead as individ- reason or other the county compounds of hair cuts Mary Garden greets ailsep I always dream about a firkin as he did when Jumping At first denied mission the but Gibbons request Floyd uals and reaffirm our obligations effusively of ice cream and when at dewy morn he djd not undei stand and then Stage coach models are becoming I rise my thoughts are much conexplained "No no notdif- to those who laid down their early this year the sheriff addediobligingly as models as Some ship popular cerned with pies And so It was a one man to hi force and the Jicult You have just to go up and time I'm going to take a day off and then pause a little up there” lives In patriotic endeavor as a frightful thing to gnaw a scrawnv The de- to prowl was Macy’s understood lngratihe through chicken's wing convinced If I should public mmm eat some more Id gain five pounds people vote his entire efforts to traffic 3 sellers William or maybe four I often at a dish of This does not mean that our At the same time another offl-- js and Taney Dudley fK0UiinP s!av a clammy compound cold and Dudleys raw when I was longing for a steak departed loved ones have but cer was detailed to this work The legless pencil seller and his or something In the line of cake The The Jail bookings for the last 3 A shirt sale faithful white Collie one day a year In the treasured comfort I could see was that I only men will now And for thought always attract company for all the other recesses of memory It does not few days offer food cream white taxis Joe the Gonof had good One man was arrested for speedgirls I knew tried thus to lose an a The character gloom ounce or two But sanity returned at Broadway mean that the associations of of the Metropolitan opera A dirigi- laing and one for reckless driving now I eat a big repast and ble floats lazily across the sky What If -t and life are broken off In death and It hardly seems compatible with such eating makes me fat I care became of Kitty Gordon's back? no hoot and that is that” forgetfulness Rather Memorial the success that the city police Mother was reading a book Little actor the been Jessel has George (Convright 1930 by The George David was playing expres- are having In encountering trafday gives nation-wid- e married three times to the same lady Matthew Adams Service ) about the house Pretty soon he came and during each separation period sion to the love and devotion fic offenders in the stress of a to her and said "Mamma t don why Lew were friends they Cody of the if the nations would simply agree campaign More than you read that book to me? "Why movies was also married to Dorothy to build no more until the conference that binds one generation to tire periodical else It probably Indi- It’s too old for you darling” she reanything Dalton three times before he married concludes depreciation would do the "Yeah?” said Datfd "how old other the late Mabel Normand Miss Dalton trick Dallas News cates why traffic mishaps and plied la it?" Ls now MisArthur Hammerstetn There Is something more than traffic enforcement come In ’ ' Our suggestion of a good name for liKsciiisiKUeiisiimsiiisiixsaiiasMsiiiiisiisiiaiisw muiiijtii9:iiimiiiuiiiiiiiiUEiiuijiimii!iui:i Mayor Bowman officially proThose who know Frank the ruddy th- -t nev-ldiscovered planet whiih sentiment In the general ob- great waves and only In response claims next wetk as "Humanity cheeked bar manager In the Rita is being so much talked about but week” and rails upon the people to servance of Memorial day While to strong public demands g American bar hi Paris will recognize discover and perform unusual deeds his double In "Fifty Million French- -' It is true that we are bound to of kindness Well we've discovered men” Frank ls Frank Maler a Public No one— let all the credit men and colPrivilege Frenchman long head barman at the “Stephen” said the parson "the It by reason of Intimate assocla lectors take a week's vacation 5 old Hoffman house Although a mil- - last time I met you you made me the tions and tender memories It Is "jllonalre Prank dons a white coat happiest man In the parish because city officials of Mark Twain told a of time when 5 in rue Cambon His autograph you were sober But today you make none the leu evident that this SEVEN ? daily Wyo have pleaded the railroads weren't es considerate book ls the most complete roster of me the most miserable because you of the public In accident cases as they aiaiiuiiiiiaiaiitaimiaiiiiiiiimiiiaHiLiUACisaiuaiaaijGiuiiJH celebrities and European royalty are drunk" day is symbolical of both life and guilty to charges of violating the are today A man was badly mangled It ls kept in a safe "Ye-e- s parson” said the lmpenl contrihutionn t ihf Forum muftt Dot u to In this maniacal pv'rr collected driven Hitch-Hiker- s a laws a scheme Find and o train the company sent his rood sou words amplifying thelr'by death as they fit Into the liquor when not being signed and is worth tent Stephen "but you see today it s ihr ousi bf oriu-of the poner on oide one ts Rrllnou ht widow acIn ifftbly -' a remains basket my turn to be happy”— Sporting and AlltOS may be a blessing for fam-sondlxnsslona are barred Fer- of civilization It Is characteris- pleas with explanations that! Outspoken Defender end partisan by a note saying- "Please be primed Whereiiv Dramatic News aspersinns caimol but from an- while technically guilty they Jcompanled OUlUlgS HundflV u are made aaalnst l"dl-dlret held gi)ow at him what ariusaliona you which tic of the higher Ideals Editor Tribune What a cold- riduaia or corporation! lontnbuioia most other angle would there not be more Husband— That girl over there free of wilful criminal Intent In and return the basket l” In aeneral diaraa homes and true nomra more bank aOCOUlltS Ijrn llieir blooded little squib that was In the slona shows distinction In her clothes motivate our earthly struggles whirh dn nol sprrlllrallv mention In words Indicate that other the little fry o and quite as mochs they win among name busineaa mm or — You mean distinctly disiduou the lr Wife don't Vlncpnt & caseV’audltlng editorial columns of The Tribune bo withheld on reoueai kuledup und sez zunz u kumi a maiter oiimuch contentment with Old Dobbin — ts in digging about In the city about hltch-hlkeHumanity moves on toward a nomer olait iz gun be kuler-y°part In the liquor viola-neerood faith tho laino and ddesa otthej kulerup holdfewer and daring j0ggng along "Miss up” Translated It reads higher goal only through pro- tions was Inspired ot n Mochs called up and says as soon asi that what a horrible place ltrn'iidwd"’TiV'rp'n'To toinid for cltvirl“‘V l!!vyu v Of u“'I1'oiof the the Interests Well No you come home call her up would be gressive effort We build on the promote Thank goodness there degree the worst trait of ma- n- matter were serving Each was orhow late It ls going to be Once In a while ftre stme exceptions xirwo f coiitribiiionjselflshnes fellow on two legs lull tnfoimiiiion If the foundations erected by the de- they overlook claim with t dldn shortages jw nin across a person ir —uidr own mi not th of Tim liibonc (inpt nf)t nmn rabbt be dered to pay a fine of $250 bx) call her up” I have the opportunity of meeting often cursed — or killed! parted loved ones whom we honNew York's stepping towers now The defense of the Wyoming of hitchdozen these several without forever resorting to guns Police seem to be deaf dumb sold have suicide or today What we are today In officials can be Jaz® rAge Philosophy hen a mod- - Iclosely iukers every week Taking them as with the alibi— well what alibi? guards who patrol floors are concerned blind where autolsts easily underon marries her fathera the whole the lookout for visitors acting susa good kort from If there ls any vocation or avo w hile ever on the alert for some poor every line of human endeavor is stood From the earliest days 'f'w man laborers iucky common down to cation would sound better! where chmaman playing fan tan some un piciously Since the market break 29 'presidents and Just be- - age should bar men it Is on the police fortunate woman or some little fry men and women hate vaulted over Inseparably linked to the history city governments have resortedi to death k are "bulls” half-pithe of Most as a forr' of fines What drastic ac- - hl6h indow with U1pers to systems regular of our people Without the herid or pat and are either so A nurtured ambition oveiled or full of rheumatics that nHtioiTlhfveemonhur into to lon creametlywhile tages which we now recognize chamois gloves iwt cannot run- I would recom- - eternUV bv a’uttostT they human progress would have been devoted to municipal enterprise hasten dollars but ni'towy"? took °wSt What with utoair farcical prohl-- ! ‘ulwe Job? sot? Amug complacency was obsereed" ut hls those few lines of type sponsored by another requisite being that they Infinitely slower If not com- - and public purpose At one time j that!’ law snd'wUh pacing bore a striking smart who alec In that writer lone law for th rich and another for uppity yesterdays throw a sure lariat pletely forestalled Tribune He seemed to be lookmgl a few Will Rogerses could laud the poor— rights and liberty are out- - resemblance to Julius Tamien So It ls that on this Memorial less a a B And here’s a cosmic catastrophe to l0Rt alld smuggling worms and those there would be fewer murders and -- vi?r'’nr?iiiort activities which were PAY BILLS ON THF np “ Inspire a good cry out loud Arthur same day the American people as a “censing but difficult of control !:t‘0 accldena without hole crawl to recent maimed The fewtr know-suit was lt?"lnt0 0nr£ m a hlle a the witness 10TH Wbat outlawed In a OR AS AGREE1) McKeogh couple nipped from a ul killing of youth fleeing whole acknowledge their debt to the market who had to give up then l“an°'n(r uil ahand may be extended to R(nerouS one not the reform school seemed wholly "out The federal laws however o Oola a avenue maisonette on Fifth for worth the while but seldom is that of order" jpenks Youths with the wrong the past We revere the memory mrnlze no criminal rights fori pent house on Park avenue he case' Helpfulness always pays autos a poor man with a half-piHere of our departed loved ones and iCitles that are denied to fndl- - The bootblacks to thebaib r shop am Fdttor I with Tribune: a and minor of fendlonKor the short run What eu— minor MaMV “You might think a tannery unsalu vrrv tprc® °W world this would be If ers seem to tale up altogether too anohpr ®r°uch- and ‘J1'1041 sta11 morrioii tbroe pay tribute to the noble self- - vlduals So It la that the’Vyowrites E S the Bronx de- - interesting’ were brotherliness dead! of pur'bedublx-- traitor and valuable time much of lCharll'r a?1 the fJifv’ dHt themselves officials said find mln& me of Boy’’ the life for but uanics ts ja heroic b as It efforts of It jcorpulpnt our who enough sacrificing tmgh gentlemrn police I1 cannot see the use of Justice of Of the thousands who throng the 'eVr ’'resort trouble It ls also slgnlfl-- r ln the plstoi dead In whose ''honor the d0ycantdeep our government (always pleading roads of thrm arp thpre are and Ila'1 thrl Where courage strength In what that happened b'go’iy but wen she does It of lbplr own 6nd rrqulrcd )t tjlkes vouth— not grand- - Poverty when It comes to real charity no faull (hroush which has grown Into a wide and M j bavp tbe 0VerwheImlng Wyomlng happens In other sec- times dat am trigomunetry! too many of which are on the etc sending hundreds of “Gold Star 1 Mothers” on a big Jaunt to the tune beautiful custom was created tions without the redeeming stranrer In Price nccostf navf)nrlvtheof H18111 arecnnael118 dPTvlrl8 of Salt Lake force However thetoyoung-mexit °f too than 8i per— to weep over hPI that glvpn upm ipr Poltre think it easier on the street and said ’rea11 virtues One of the besetting sins Doming 8 1)0 ratherl idnce thev have a license to) than to nobody knows whose graves While wvon "I am" said thftn onP of t)l0(iCSamaritans dozens of mothers (maybe some of ppt here Rho pas by on run after their young culprits L B of prohibition is that It Pprnilts Waiting for a Signal vveil said the stranger laniUlp 0(bpr them Gold Star Mothers too) stay where official of a for Have crlmuinl lawver public looking graft with their children and commit suitoll Is traffic mounting we in vou one this think "We town? cide because nothing awaits them but servants are unscrupulous In OUR said Itav “but we haven t been If not Inspired starvation It ls an established fact cases the gain ls private have” these p it abjp prove yet” that many times after a particularly the by Intermittent relaxation of unit gets! ithe governmental It was utterly Imhim every min- Editor Tribune “Old' Oaken Bucket- Why Salt Lake heavy slaughter au°? 'tog police effort In apprehending c wy°m!n prosecu- - No the famed’ possible to identify mangled remains e' of'u'e does not need an auditorium: the theinothl Bourd by gPt o they buried them and put aoine- traffic law offenders In dcfense denM any No private capital would be foolish body g name on the markers HlUh ccl- wake of fatal automobile "Gather by the River” breeds A case came under my observation (or xhs corruption cither public nd totire enough to build one chills" dents the police power becomes of any kind used only in California where a body was sent No building Bumof me not Rose Touch prlvate "Last to aroused to the need of drastic a small fraction of the time w 111 pay homejor relntormentsupposedly mer” for hay fever lurks in and determined action As a re stealth office build would wllo inspec-peupon an any building An older son Insisted Editor Tribune: Why ls It many! A Chicago man ls under arrest PriPHnr 5 suit many arrests are made ovcrfor fraud never have an accident Imor theater to be used probably three 'tlon of the occupant of the casket ln connection with theBut n kilb! was of one whom a Three veai? or four times automobiles? persons driving a short period Motorists for the of a fig plantation If can be the writer took a look disclosing the No larae conventions Men and women diive cars five promotion ofscore a more violathan moment are warned that ten and fifteen thousand miles a brought to Salt Lake without our bodv of a total stranger! We were hotel keepers etc pledged to secrecy and to this day in cities towns villages and business men ‘ofelr tions will not be countenanced DC j year iughwavs — and never ttrike a person subscribing large sums to defray the that poor deluded couple and their As the accidents are forgotten tyuslrieszs to not are same more than they daughters make regular trips to the we of of have chlrkeii or su accident the expenses sagacity dog to deposit are worth the effort relaxes and fewer ar- -j forget that for quite a period the any kind I will toll you why Thev are care-- 1 The rudio has super eded th ne- - flowers on th grave 8o In all com-frests are made until someone style trend was In that general drivers know their biakes and cessity ol laige buildtigs to deliver mon sens and reason why all this direction else is killed tires are ln condition and are always addresses sentimental twaddle as to weeping on the lookout for anything ahead! We have two of the largest dancing over their sons’ graves at such an Spurred on by a series of fatal Congressmen seeking approDrive Out Today floors In tlie world here in Salt Lakelpense in the face of all the prevall- may cause trouble accidents the city police drag priations for the blind are now The-drivers watch the sidewalks' Our Mormon friends (I am not a ing flnanrtal depression and wlde-an- d ami See It! net h$s been more active for the engaged In a warm argument patked cars along the road and Mormon) are alwavs more than wlU- -l spread distress? GRANDMA OF OGDEN keep far enough to the renter to stop lig to open the tabernacle for anydefinite appropriations are last week or ten days The num-Tqiiukly and avoid arcldents should a thing reallv worth while each more or 1 ess at the Communication If our mavor ber of arrests has been stimu- - sought 0 the othor x the final child man or animal suddenly ap-- 1 reallv mud build Editor’s Note: iscmr thma would suggest that he signed J O G are not printed pear from behind a parked car lated ln the city limits Tills Is fxpeuse will blind the probably cause analysis they exceed the space limit are always on the lookout gi i a set of toy building bkx ks to AN OPPORTUNITY to live in a park— an elite our natural reaction to tragedy 'pey the penalty attached to con- If thev see children pitting on the amuse himself wl’h until he thinks Contributions are limited to 300 a ords district by itself — close to town —every ada nobte when be cannot in endeavor and slow s waten of calls sidewalk before he printed they and thev The difference ln the official methuig prutual known g well s child will run smother vote on bonds to be voted cred that number ' feature you can tfilnk of vantageous e' titude as related to traffic : CITIZEN 'out In tho street looking neither to down N O i E not ontrlbntion signed ( dents ls to be found in a com-- ) Route No 13 of the North! Uglt or lef and It Ls their business to potect the chud V DRIVE DOIt X THIS WEEK Uto License a Permit t the lTuTuuJdepartment Rules parison of the recent effort ln'Carollna highway system has Mostly thev are kindly coin tenis It ls now No Ihe that let require L drparUnent Demands the police department and ln the been renumbered few To the! Kill? who tall realize too soils T“u’n ®“ ®n® "de ®‘ 08 tpr '55 In Utah we are not so super-stltlodangers and rcssnsibihtles of riuv- sheriff's office A mother killed PaPT-tNearly all highways are allow their attention' Editor Tiibure and never mg There have been no fatal aeci- - bad iuck t0 motorists and pedes-- j lie distracted for even the part of a by auto— and two mote children' Iti Communiration signed A P M b Is (w though an automobile license second from their driving dents in the county recently ti Ians who are not vgilant not printed beraose It carries a Irgul It a license to kill LitCARFFUL DRIVER earned with which Th Tribune County Jail records allow that Milk consumption in big cities! tle more atten’lun is paid to such responsibility sszume 1780 MAIN STREET kil'mrs than tf it were dogs and cats cannit night but has dropped considerably the t’’ nk' exterminated Communiration signed D S R b two traffic offenders have been'l'uie Milk association announces I once Advised It is to laugh when one reflects nnt ( printed ber use It Is done In prohibition may booked It ls reflective of sonic- - Id th IJ'P bat x to P'p near old davs of steeds vrrsr The Forum does not arrept dunk8 e do "What ask they thx-vs if a a In a‘ Id’tor Tribune another motonvte Fither wu careless poor Ben’ll snivs Reieully y huind undtr Jake contributions thing Halloran-Judgbv a police n nn od na-- e a dvgtoot out — was hoi a uu ered"d i wnetv faliin til’s tan ihmliv cease their violations the min-- j WPli the mercurv reaching I tell you I am giving vou at least lnr the trrribie dime of purlmini g would lump the in thv hi 11' wi'h The home his fond in ut they leave the city limits or etchty-on- c degrees the dash be- trouble with most banquetg Ls that an auto for a J n ru’e luesimialnv blllv m hard 'houtu g Halt in the I no marks If I sell the carpet for tween coal and gas interests thev a1 Poor kids — w bat temma-lmiSalesmen on the Grounds or Wasatch 633 exceeding 300 marks” pi this mine of Ihe 'Hint no es in ’rad ol ebow s the sheriff's traffic depaitment romrhands about as much atten rut Whv even M hJ s 'Then give me 50 minks and keep iiz pge but whv out tj ip huvs’ ihe ds ztUl in that state of lethargy H not the ‘cop’ cqiai to iio to'k lof ukii could not keep up wrh liiethc carpet" — Svemdta vCopy right Jolui F Dllle Co ) ion as ie December Ice bill or smscBirriost Latir and Sunday on year (The above rate ainlr In Utah Idaho Nevada tud Wyomlua) tflrewhm In United States Dully inc Pindar one month Pallr aati Sundar Mia montla tv 910 60 tl mega-phoni- st A Fading Fad lkiisino en-gr- 5 -- niim Sr “I! 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