| Show TIIE SALT LAKE TRIBUNE SUNDAY MORNING MARC II 16 1930 4 Hero Declines To Talk About D3y TTllnenir I -- N C OP — Kinston a world war hero in Gariand Bpaln rrlpled veteran and member of the American Legion post here Spain attended Legion meeting for many years He was considered Just one of tiie buddies A tiny cloth badge on the lapel of his Sunday coat brought thn question‘'What art you doing with KINSTON that?” nothing" Spain replied offtrerv investigated It RULE KINGDOM some stale Broadway joke that may have appeared elsewhere before Theodore Dreiser sits folding and hunters from America and many reaching me refolding a handkerchief when com- bargains have been picked up there When I launched my quixotic ad pany comes For 15 years jokes lines veibatlm venture ill New Yoik columnlng every Jim Corbett tugs at the lower butsituations and entire paragraphs have editor In America said people were ton of his coat lntmals been Loidiy swiped from not sufficiently Interested In New Frank R Adama signs his personal at this pillar of piffle and transplanted York I believed differently and kept mail m red Ink Into vaudeville musical revues gag at It giving the copy away free for Franklin P Adams slgna Ills per- books and rival columns and there years Now look at the New York sonal mall In green Ink has never bien a mingle squawk from columns I Ted Cook wrings his hands while a stmy telling bred C Kelly thinks faster than he talks and often sputters Robert L Ripley Is shy among strangers and blushes Carl Van Vechten has pearly buck teeth and cat green eyes Oitavus Roy Cohen s favmlte tipple is nxa cola tins discovered Oh Post TTlnomni was ascertained Corporal bpiun 22nd infantry canttired six machine gun H N Swanson editor of College crews single-hande- d and saved hla Humor wears collegiute clothes company from destruction Mayor Walker tugs at an ear lobe Spain has been decoiated with the when speaking in public distinguished croix de guerre and the George White wears a tiny black Italian cross of merit for heroism at bow ti llaranviile of his left Harry Acton lost the end Decorations were made by General Index finger In a lawn mower Pershing Marshal Petain and GenKatharine Cornell spells It with eral A Diaz two ‘as" "Oh notiiing" Spain modally reCharles Hanson Towns crarks his hen asked wnat he did to win knuckles plied when agitated the distinguished service cross King LRrdner looks as though he Is g dug to buist out crying when lie The anteater tv a toothlevs laughs Bernard M liarurh sits In the front row at theatrical 0enlngs Biid does not go out between acts Harry Hmhfleld sticks out his tongue while drawing cartoons balling Baruch parts his hair down the bai k Joseph Urban lights a clgaret takes three quick putts and extinguishes it George Gershwin's dinner coat never fits around the coll Herbert Bayard Swope always makes a dozpn trips to tfle phone ‘‘I Want All My Hundred when dining out Bud Fisher bites his fingernails of Friends to Know when stumped for an Idea Arthur Homers Ito lie wears a About Sargon” Say s frayed green eye shade while writing Airs Jensen lleywood Broun has a Boston accent “I was bom and rated in the SecDonald Henderson Clarke wears ond ward right here in Bnlt Jake carpet Mlppeis at his novel writing and I ve Jived here all my life and Isaac F Matcossi n wears noisier have hundreds of friends here I shirts than O O McIntyre J P Morgan alts In one of the back want them ail to know about (his wonderful tjargon" recently elated rows at the theater Jules Bache wears a rimless un-llied monocle Charles B Driscoll wears a wide black eyeglass ribbon Ld Howe will often accept evening dinner engagements but wont eat a bite Case Astonishing SL Woman f sear lie II C JfcN'SEN luii ct lievable and It fims nun unbebut slnic lie fuislied mv r ft - s I Vo do Bnd I t'-- r wo1 Int wr'mt tlun be mv Iheyve oveumw won (t i" t q u‘nn and done a wav my hum ruble kirk hendaent's cnuriiy s rcM!1' The l got item F i y n are leei mmply avion di i y and I non d iv ri rn lata a Man s liramu like I ever The Sarc k lifts1 One of the "sophist u ated plavs of the n'Bvut contains this one A gen-- ti ""in con plums he Is not feeling will ‘I lioie it is nothing trivial” comments one of the placers That is funny when Irvin Cobb pulled it IS ytuis ago but is a little four now ’ i vv V i'h-in- -I m 1’iliue-hmyia- m lilt f ill -- ltv b'tii ’ a a fir m an n ip u-- ir Weidner Baton Ulro to ACorswe Tt rd yv TsP-r- "Cmnaut lahwilonti Dpt TV Ii (V Ma Id f’ M vwSere I— ’ Semple eec-- hist t H ii w lm bU l-- : ii XWYp'jf'YiX ! 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1 Short Ilelaseo s orlgtn In Asia Tliey Revitalize the System— Lmluce —Keep the Botly in Splendid Free From Fat H scription on a tombstone In Anglesey "In loving memory of Jennnle the dearly beloved wife of W R CTawxlmv Ralston of the Bungalow Valley died May 20 1916" She also found an entry In the register for Ilnlv head of her supposed death however Justice Mivenaghton ruled that (he liN could not lnhire In her wile business and she could the not bring the art Ion mil 1 -- TomIstone Ralston lisd ive records” 4 All of the great religions had their Court Refuses Damages for What Husband Put on A Broadway gallant an vs he alwavs gives a woman ail even bieak In racing with lar to an empty subway Iiiial American Association for the Advancement of Science by R A Dike Of the New Orlrans weather bureau “The net result of all the factors" he says "seems to be a slight Increase in temperature due to city Influences but we are told that the growth of a city-an- d multiplication of Its does not power change Its climate a conclusion well of comparatsupported by evidence Suit Against Spouse Fails 1 Hop To Act Himself The king thereupon decided to act himself since the country could not do so without civil strife Ho sent for General de Rivera alter the latter had Issued an appeal to the army This appeal had not pleased King Alfonso and he called upon the dictator to resign The dictator himself realized the country was turning against him and he wisely accepted his sovereign's advice The busiest man In the whole of Spain the few days following the resignation of Geneial de Rivera was Alfonso Weeks have passed since then and he is still a busy man as he Intends to be occupying himself with the tiniest details of running Ms kingdom Friends declare that his energy Is phenomenal and that from early morning until late at night he Is occupied with ministers and secretaries In his study at the palace discussing reforms laws and a thousand other details of state Never Will Entrust Kingdom Te Anyone Else King Alfonso has made up hla mind that he will never entrust his kingdom to be run by anyone else Intimates say his new enthusiasm for i 8 Font a Mam Johnson Di ug Co ulent coohe c Is au' lior of a m u h Et Is met n : t ic puhl r nt’v ai it e or' it a ssiu t ) be ivliu ed tnat U t rev iis oh ti Wiit telling ju ’inn w J i i tMm n new nu die o’ e innrs to wt k ok T dfbtlita’ed n t n and v ji s n lie c is K rmnoinl that tne ai a' tual fac u f r t th s I1 f ic a' - u oip J uk Mi i t u i up a tatlon Is bau d mi n ai k k n li Milue uh the Punt a s u W n H'cd 'v p "Is lot on ttu in: m' eomplbhcd p”l rnv u a a at a I of ill iv be o' ' i Sargon Kott tv'iTa ih z Si luamm-- J hi’ on I t1 mnrv an opni mr n a m t u nla h and tM t Owl Drug H’Cltr s ai L t "The trouble old 1 thought break ques- Taking Country By Storm years ago King Alfonso Decides Foity-sccon- rnt t gives the lady an even NEW ORLEANS (T)— The tion of whether Increased heating of great cities la making winters warmer is answered In a report to the Libel Wife’s ' Buft Mi s IT's are sathf 8f ' uv imp ve 1 i r toi k 'Hnrgon hired ! one-tim- New Kind of Salts CHFSTER Eng (UP) —According lo Bntish law a wife cannot sue her husband In the law courts for anything but the security of her property Tills opinion was held bv Justice Macnaghten when Mrs fdlth Craw-sha- y Among books recently enjoyed: Ralston sonuht to sue her hus‘Canfield" by Alexander Gardiner (Doubleday Doranj The story band for libel The alleged libel was contained In an inscription on a of a great gambler tombstone recording the death of "’I ho Devils Boo'h” by Perclval the wife Wilde (Hmcmirt Biare & Col The Crawshav Halstons were mard ‘"I he Parallel” by ried 37 years ago but after six yeais John Dos Passes (Harp r s the wife left home taking two chil"rhe Devil" an autobiography dren mill liir Last June Mis Chaw-shs- y from the frcmli (Duttons) bus fi fourth botti- the pains In i iv and lunbs hove end uj d?up r’lig’h-ene- d my nerves are worn'erfulv and I so op as sommlv as a tnby My appeM'e is f i p and I cut anything I IK wi'hout at me of ii I in m nuiili in ir m eie'-I m al uv huu nuuk way alone where le'i'ie Id hi e to stop m aid lie down tw n tbne ti"-rthe midst ol utyliig I multitude By RICHARD D rMHXAN United Preaa Staff Correspondent BorIIENDAYE Franco-Epanls- h der (UP!—In getting rid of the dictator v ho has ruled for him for six years King Alfonso of Bpaln has shown his Intention of no longer being the royal playboy of Europe He Is to become instead a ruler in the real sense of the term Bo France construes recent events which have occurred on the other side of the Pyrenees Although much has remained obscure in the coming to power bf the nominee of the king Alfonso this much Is acceptedplayed quite a big part Jn the fall of the dictatorship To say that the Spanish monarch never has come to grips with the Job of being a king would not be correct but for many years even before General Primo de Hivera became the power behind the throne as dictator King Alfonso has shown more Interest for sport and society than the harassing cares of affairs of state Shooting Yachting and Polo Lured King So whenever he could slip away from the roval palace at Madrid the king would be found ahooting In the mountains yachting at the royal resort of Santander In northern Spain or playing polo with his young friend the Prince of Wales at Sandringham England If he tired of sports there were always the salons of brilliant society people in Paris where the world of fashion competed for his stimulating presence In summer the casinos at Deauville maybe called him Now the order is to be entirely reversed and It will be almost all Cities Produce 11 eat t But Climate Sot Affected Bi this chronicler The truth Is I have always been set ret ly flattered Thus It Is always amusing when now and then borne new columnist — whose very Idea of a syndicated column about New Yoi k is the result of my lean years of pioneering and breaking the ice — accuses me ot filching A Hollywood gag man has had printed across his personal checks: If at first you don't succeed try try again" e A writer usually has about 10 productive years After that his income becomes unceitaln and often dwindles almost to the vanishing point I know many— one Indeed better than anyone else— who were what with money losses and unexpected expenses forced to borrow heavily to pay their Income taxes this year Thus are hundreds unable to put a little by for a rainy day The government tax on earned Incomes is out of all proportion and In many cases absolutely unjust And a lot of good tills squawk will dol MRS BkPkJ ykcaar ea 1 218 Mrs H C Jenvcn Wasatch Aie Salt Lake City "For tile past four years I’d simply suffered torture with pains lke neuritis liii-ystart In my tots and shoot through my feet and iuklcv clear up to iny kiwi's and ba k The patu wu- - Wm e than again a Jumping: toothache and I neu-- r went tluxxirh siuh agony in ail my life! I had a twiudm g ia:u in t tie small of my biuk lio Unit (aught me a hen I sat down and I d hive to get lip sKiw'y and vtri aht-- u ivt gradually I could lm t'iv get any aieep at ail and my iicriev jt-- t amt to pirns alien icy Jl'tle grandchild ri n would come over to sea mo and make the Slightest unusual nouw it would in o t me so Id Mv s'oni uh hid r ' u so disordered really eientlm g I ate disagreed wi'h me and I bed to go on a diet and cu n quit drinking coffee Const ipa' urn vis one of mv worst troubli v ami rim id me to hue 1 he awful sick )i nttu lies pains would dart from the hunt of mv head to the back and I d gi t so nauseated 1 almost thou glit I d d e ‘I had taken but a ft w doses of Eargon when I remind that it was Mv whole helping mo womiirtulv system was s'rcrittlicm i and lnng-ora'e- d Leaves Monarch Busy Executive - Results in Her Says Fall of Primo De Rivera ' work In the realms of politics and diplomacy has changed him entirely e and the smiling monarch Is now a serious man with thoughts for nothing but the big business of keeping a country In ahlp-shap- e order So the international world of fashion the sports lovers the royal players at the green tables at the casiLORIFNT France (UP)— nos on the spaikllng coasts of Fiance During a violent thunderstorm are missing one of their greatest falightning struck a covey of vorites and It will not be until Spain wild ducks killing 20 which fell Is running to the entire satisfaction near the village of Kergadrier of the occupant of the Palaclo Real that he Is likely to be seen in their woik and no pay for the occupant company again of the Spanish throne According to Kharga one of five large oases In aources the Libyan desert support a popureports from authoritative across the border King Alfonso re- lation of 8000 on crops of dates rice cently came to the startling conclu- and cereals sion that his kingship was In danger —not a vital or imminent danger but one which was nevertheless disturbing He Investigated and found the countiy dissatisfied under the rule of the man who at the head of his officers and men had seized the reigns of government nearly seven Lightning Kills Twenty Ducks In Wild Covey STOPS PLAY TO o o McIntyre Hy Decorated by Three Nations North Carolina Man Keeps Mum ' dsiniy Sngnus Vom May Glnow Many Medals SPANISH KING 24 ' WEST FIFTH SOUTH STREET Murray NASH SALES CO PHONE WASATCH 3515 COPPER MOTOR CO Migna '' V t&tfA 1 |