| Show How you can break up the VICIOUS CYCLE of NERVOUS TENSION HEADACHES Punsters On Farad® Better than aspirin even with buffering added - Our readers are still competing for the rock-’n’-roll- er MRS LANNING HUMPHREY of Waban Mass tells of a wealthy gentleman who took time out from a world yacht cruise to give his crew a Christmas party in port He went ashore 'to round up evergreens victuals musicians gifts and local notables When he returned to the dock he found all the greens installed — but on the wrong ship “Ahoy!” he shouted “You’re treeing up the wrong barque” (That Tens! Headaches Start J - ' ' of alt headaches are caused by tension that comes from a source you'd never suspect— the muscles of back cl neck and scalp This tension causes pressure on nerves and blood vessels and results In pain In turn the pain builds up rr ' tension more pressure and intakes your headache wort' That's why you should try the special medication in Anadn (not found inpspirin or even In aspirin with buffering) to give fast and more complete pain relief and break up the vicious tension ' ' V headache cycle ’ Relaxes Tension Releases Pressure Relieves Pain Fast ANACIN ' Tension headaches need the special medication in Anacin for So why limit yourself to aspirin f more complete aspirin which contain only one pain reliever when you can benefit by the extra medication in Anacin? Anacin contains not just one but a combination of medically provert ingredients which 3 out of 4 doctors recommend for headache pain And here’s why Anacin gives a ‘better total effect’ in relieving pain of tension headache neuritis and neuralgia The special medication in Anacin — which you do not get in asfirinor buffered aspirin — relaxes the tension releases the pressure and promptly relieves your headache Anacin stops the vicious pain cycle fast Anacin Tablets are safer too They do not upset your stomach Buy Anacin today V pain-relie- man and a dazzling young girl to represent May and December showed up for the party on Halloween “You’ve pulled the boner of the year” scoffed the host "Not at all” corrected the masqueraders "We’re two months Early PLAYING GOLF at the Century Cub the curvaceous Mrs Manges hit a niblick shot fully 30 yards beyond the second green “What did I do wrong?” she asked her husband a prominent attorney ‘You didn’t dig deep "You only took enough” he explained (The penalty for this sort of thing at most clubs is two strokes and dis- tance) put him in a class of course with K H of Costa Mesa Calif who noted the line of cabs when he deplaned at Idlewild and beamed “Ah the yellow rows of taxis I”) To keep the franchise there has to be one space-ag- e pun so reluctantly we pass on Bill Gilbert’s (he’s hiding at Montana State University): "And then as Zeus said to the household slaves 'Take me to your Leda’ ” Mid-dendo- s AFTER A BRIEF DISCOURSE by critic Qifton Fadiman on life inside an oriental harem author John Gunther asked “Kip are you shah of your facts?” Fadiman snapped “Sultanly’7 They say that what Christopher Columbus really told Queen Isabella when he - 3 out' of 4 doctors recommend the ingredients in f got home from his American tour was: "Well I bit I’m the first man who ever got nineteen hundred miles on a galleon” championship Dog Star’ ” “Dog Star eh?” mused the psyA hill-- 1 chiatrist “This is getting Sirius” retown was run out of billy him feathered and cently They guitaired And have you noticed how ship news photographers favor dothes-u- p shots? LAST NEW YEAR’S EVE recalls William Travis of Birmingham a neighbor of his named Early gave a costume party and to insure its success mailed invitations far in advance Two eager guests dressed as an old 90 n A WEALTHY LADY buttonholed her psychiatrist and reported “My husband really is going crazy ’Last night he went around barking at the top of his lungs hollering ‘I’m the aver that IF IT’S TRUE as many pun-di- ts the more ludicrous the build-u- p the more shattering is the pun Don Addis of Hollywood richly deserves firs( place in this staggering compundium for his story of the lad who was counting on his Uncle A1 to take him to the circus Came the big day however and his mother told him that Uncle A! had flown to Australia to see the Davis Cup tennis matches “I didn’t know Uncle A1 liked that game so much mom” mourned the lad "Oh but he does” she assured him "Many’s the time I’ve heard Alfred land tennis son P’ £ Win oh-pu- rf THE LAST STRAW A local newscaster insists Cynthia Ford of Dallas reporting on Russian Author Pasternak’s refusal of the' Nobel Prize for literature noted that somewhere another recipient would have to be found "Before we’re finished” he predicted "this may well be the roamin’est Nobel of them all” BENNETT CERF Puns Anyone? Mr Cerf will pay $10 for any new pun submitted by a Cerfboard reader that is published in this column Send yours to him co This Week 485 Lexington Ave New York 17 N Y Only contributions with stamped envelopes will be returned self-addressed THIS WEEK Mogoitn Fbrory 8f 1959 |
