Show In To- jrinrfii TiiinTiiir'iim"3 jiriiiTT inTir Jir CHARLIE RICE'S PUNCHBOWL News for Laughs teacher who owns a collection of funny boners that have appeared in print over the last 50 years? We published a sampling in RUNS WILD Punchbowl such as NORTH IN END” BITES SEVERAL PEOPLE and as a result Miss Welsh heard from a publisher who wants to print her whole book TWO NATURALS JOIN FORGES Before he does we asked her if we could have a few more to satisfy the demands of many Punchbowl readers Miss Now one cereal gives you both the natural benefits of bran and the orchard-grow- n sweetness of prunes in every spoonful Get the rewards of both everything that your family could ash for to start the day a little bit better Welsh graciously obliged with these beauts news items: all honest-to-goodnes- s The ship tvas christened the Somass Queen by Mrs Stevens 11 ho broke a bottle oj nine over the stem and slipped gracefully down the toavs into the water YOU CAN’T AFFORD TO FACE LIFE’S BOTTLES WITHOUT COUNT A CHECKING AC- MAY WE OPEN YOURS TODAY? A 45 revolver had been fired at him the bullet penetrating his skull and entering the woodwork light and the theme music d Thing'1' was the setting of the basketball coronation Friday night Queen Margie Black was escorted to her throne by Jim' While and Frank Grubbs There she tvas presented uith roses and drowned Candle ” Love Is a f Many-Splendore- Before Lady Cathcart can be legally deported it must be shown that she was convicted of a crime involving moral tur- - J (Lady Cathcart must really have been painting the town red!) 16 ‘ THIS WEEK Mogoilnt Novbr 3 1963 |