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Show 1 Richard Wilson Grin ind Bear It Th By Lichty Whos the Extremist? LBJ Policy Like Gold Nason on PHOENIX, ARE?. One has some phases of the policies a strange feeling in this sun--' now -- Johnson feat pursued by ffiore than half a , gweppcltyof Johnson is therefore wrong. million that We see today on the universithe truth had' been revealed ty campuses young and old to him but that minds frozen in the kind of he listened concepts that rejected serious not. This city consideration of Goldwaters is the home of views and now reject JohnSen. formerGold-watsons policies. We read critics who link the war in Viet Nam Barry whose with the race problem in this 0 f advocacy country in the leading non more militant of current academic U.S. action logic. These voices are at least consistent. They oppose against Communist expansion cost him millions of votes in Johnson policies for the same the presidential election last reasons they opposed GoldNovember. waters. If they ran true to It was en route here midform, Johnson will soon be way in the campaign that Sen. pictured as a reckless extremGoldwater stood in the midist unhinged by the pressures section of the chartered camof the White House. paign plane and discussed with reporters some of the implications of his Douglass Welch Goes more militant policies. At the time, there seemed to be a note of incongruity in a presidential candidate discussing in such technical detail the nature of modern military apA good day to you all, and I plications. Such applications had not really figured in a guess I must have been a bad presidential campaign before; boy yesterday because Green prior war and peace issues was Eyes cool had been in larger generalisomewhat ties. at breakfast, Too Much Truth It wasnt Is it essentially true that that she SAID it President Johnson has now anything, just I adopted policies for which his was could tell by opponent last fall was pilloried? Is it essentially true, as the attitude of was charged by a prominent her back and editor at a seminar of public shoulders, and relations executives here, that also by the Mr Welch Goldwater was lynched by fact that the the press and by his political like a witchs coffee tasted opposition? There is 'too much broth. truth in both charges for a What happened was that light dismissal. this lady in Kittanning, Pa., air wrote me about her mother Now, with rttids on North Viet Nam, who is 82, and .this Jady said troops there and 20,000 in her mother is an old Indian-fighte- r, the Dominican Republic, one does not care for telemust certainly conclude that vision, to read about prefers the general sense of what Sen. Washington one of George Goldwater was talking about her ancestors and thinks last fall is now in fact being nothing of undertaking jobs of carried out. carpentry, plumbing and elec- Yet, it will be recalled that trical repair around the house. in television films paid for She manages them well, , from Democratic campaign I called on my own mother-in-So funds, the intentional impreslaw, while Green Eyes, sion was given that Sen. Cold-watwould expose small was foolishly downtown shopping, and I said to the old children to the hazards of nulady: Now dear, how long has clear radiation. it been since you sawed up a J Stern Warnings board around here? , As for some of the more Talking Funny general aspects, President And she said: Hahzat, Johnson has not moved toHow ward the withdrawal or threat again? And I said: of withdrawal of diplomatic tong has it been since you recognition from the Soviet changed the washers in all the And she said: faucets? Union, as advocated by Sen. Goldwater to deter Moscow Youre talking funny. from new expansionary acts. And I said: You complain But the sternest of warnings that the utility outlets in the have been given publicly and wall leak electricity in the. privately to the Soviet Union room, and that when you sit in on the repetition of offenses an electrical draft it brings on against the American embasrheumatism. your line of and the polsy, general she said: And it does, And icy on an accommodation with too. That socket over the Russia has become harder. washing machine is the worst Many passages can be found in Sen. Goldwaters controverof all. You can stand under sial book, Why Not Victory? that, even when a bulb is in it, which are now in the fabric of and just feel the electricity national policy under Johnson. pouring down. We must One of them is: stop believing that our primary objective must be to humor the public opinion of neutral or uncommitted nations rather than to defend our By C. H. strategic interests, cooperate North South vulnerable, closely with our allies, and 1 J. Nason, Ed. D. University of Southern California School girls have such an advantage over boys especially in the lower grades give the boys a break , in class. Tom sultant in -- positions East deals. NORTH strength. Current Application Another which has a current application in the Dominican Republic: We must make it absolutely clear, in the most explicit terms, that Communist governments will not be tolerated in the Western HemThe U.S. Marines isphere. are now making this as explicit as possible under John- 643 V A KJ84 And I said: Did it ever occur to you to shut off the master switch some afternoon and tighten up all the terminals around the house and retape or solder the connections? And she said: Youre tired. And I said: Well, there is a lady exactly your age in Kittanning, Pa., who does plumbing, carpentry and electrical work. And she said: Could I make you a Martini? I dont approve of them, but youre not talking right and maybe you need one. Unusual Talk This was very unusual talk befrom my mother-in-lacause at parties she walks around with a sign Liquor Kills and she counts people's The drinks, and she sings Brewers Big Horses Wont . w Run Over Me. Questions' aud Answers By Haskln Q. Does opening EAST A 10 9 8 1 5 WEST A Q J2 V J42 V9i A97 Q103 9643 A Q men. be evident by now also that if Sen. Goldwater was not lynched for his views, as the editor charged, he was not given much of a day in court either. It must Frozen Minds ' Nor is it a sound reason that because Goldwater advocated Soaper Says India and Pakistan clash over the barren salt waste known as the Rann of Kutch," brat remembered for its national anthem: The Rann of Kutch Isnt Much. A changeable spring is great for the utlltiy companies, with people running the and the electric blanket At the same time. J 10 SOUTH A K VKQ 10873 652 72 The bidding: East 1A Pass Pass Sooth 2 V 4V West North Pass Pass Pass 3V East got off on the wrong foot in todays hand when he chose to open the bidding with one spade. With a bare 13 East pay special heed to his rebid in ' selecting his initial calL Observe that, if points, should partners re- sponse is two hearts, for the opening bidder will find himself confronted with an extremely awkward problem on the next round. Haunting Return For purposes of opening the d mabidding, a weak jor suit should be treated as a four-carsuit. If East had considered his holding in that light, he would have commenced the auction with one five-car- d llth-grad- PARTS of gin to one PART of ' Vermouth. , So she came back with a zombie glass containing 10 OUNCES of gin, ONE ounce of Vermouth, and one ice cube (because she believes ice is bad for the stomach). Im not sure, I think there was also a sputtering fuse. Like in about five minutes, I was on the moon. out-sco- re g. Moon Walking Shower to Develop I was walking around on the moon, and I got to remembering that old McMurty across the street, the retired banker, usually walked around the moon himself at about that time of day, so I took my drink across the street to see him because I was only about four ounces into it. So Boys are slower than girls in developing their facility with speech. Because of their natural interest in outdoor play, they get less practice in conversation than girls. It may seem that a boys speaking ability would seem to have little relationship to his school success. However, learning to read, the key to all school success, depends heavily upon a child's speaking ability. Many of the tasks in the primary grades, such as drawing, coloring and handwriting, demand the use of small muscles, If boys are to compete with girls on an even basis in these subjects, more attention must be given to their coordination. Either the school curriculum should be adjusted to that the timing corresponds with the natural development of boys or attention must be given to speeding up the process. Parental Help Vital McMurty said: Well, hello, there, neighbor, I am right glad to see you. Can I run you up a little bourbon and soda to go with that glass of water youre carrying? Just Graduated AndT said : I dont go for kindergarten stuff like bourbon a and soda. My mother-in-ladear soul, has just graduated me into the ranks of the great professionals, and what I am drinking here is the stuff they put in the bomb. So we got to talking about a recent survey which shows the terrible influence women are having currently on drinking in the United States. f a refrig- food In the orator door barm freezer compartment? T.A. A. Opening this door of a conventional refrigerator actually lowers the temperature of the freezer compartment This is because an increase in temperature in the general storage area activates the thermostat, and since the evaporator coils are about the freezer area, the frozen foods immediately benefit from the towered temperature of the coils. Frozen foods will not suffer in quality even if the door is open for periods up to 15 minutes. Foods in the general storage area, however, will become warm, frost will accumulate and operational costs will increase. Goren club, holding the spade suit in' reserve for his rebid. . His actual choice came back to haunt him subsequently in Souths defending against contract when a fpur-heaclub lead from West was greatly to be desired. West opened the queen of spades which was taken by declarers king. The king of hearts was cashed and, when everyone followed suit, South continued with the queen. This distime, East showed out a spade. carding South left the jack of hearts outstanding for the moment, and switched his attentions to the diamond suit, leading the deuce from his hand. Key to Deal Little Parents are in a better position to assist in a speed-uprocess than are teachers with Choice It seems that the p husband has very little voice in the choice of brands a wife brings into the house. Furthermore shes got seriously confused with status symbols, and she wont buy rye whisky because she thinks it is tow and vulgar. The survey also said that women, none of them, like the taste of ANY kind of booze. their large classes. and student up to satisfactory Dr. Van Dellen Hidden Diabetic: Early Detection Helps Insulin was discovered in It was so successful that many physicians believed the diabetes prob-- 1 em was solved and further research unnecessary. 192L Looking back, we know the threatment most diabetics received during the next three decades was far from satisfactory. Lives were saved but the majority lived tong enough to Portrait Research is paying rich dividends in this field. Oral antidiabetic pills have been a boon to those with mild diabetes. Several types are available. research we now Through have additional information about the chemical structure of insulin and a more precise knowledge as to how and where it acts in the body. Several forms have been synthesized and are known to act on fat as well as carbohydrates. This information will improve our understanding and treatment of the disease. earlier than via glucose tests. Electron microscopic studies of tissues removed from the kidney arteries and ear lobes show definite changes in those with diabetes. Some nondiabetics also have these changes and time will tell whether they develop the disease in ensuing years. Detecting the hidden diabetic requires cooperation. The most sensitive test is of little value unless people are willing to have it done. This applies mainly to blood relatives or progeny of diabetics, the obese, and everyone over age 40. Some Dont Know By John C. Metcalfe DREAM JRIPS When tomorrow will arrive ocean I shall drive ...And I plan to spend each In a tot of sleep and day play .. . And beneath the skies of blue I shall visit mountains, too . . . And where distant forests lie . . . Listen to the pine cones sigh On the valley fields Ill gaze . . . In the cooling morning haze ...And Ill look for crimson mills . . . Covered bridges in the hills . . . And in sunsets I shall leave golden lined the world behind . . . And with moonbeams from the ground . . . Search for stars to heaven bound . . . But, of course, such Do not trips as these grow upon the trees . . . And to me it always seems . . . Theyll be only In my dreams. ...To the ... ... ... ... ... Some do not know they have diabetes until they develop symptons too serious to ignore. Others have no symptoms and the condition is detected during the routine urine or blood test These individuals are ahead of the game because the disorder is diagnosed early, before symptoms are noted. Through research we know that diabetes can be uncov- ered sooner than this. Blood tests are done demonstrating abnormal glucose (sugar) reactors. They have no symptoms and are not diabetic at this time but they develop the disorder 10 times more frequently than their normal Show Changes There is a possibility that diabetes can be recognized ACCUTRON 4 Space-Ag- e Achievement ' "Out oi this World" Accuracy ea Dick Bennion BENNION'sf Boyd Park Fowulti 166 So, Mmm 1862 Compftlt Solution of oil Bulovsi primary-grad- Pre-scho- ol e Just Try and - Theyre Devils McMurty said: Theyre devils, thats what they are which I considered a very Stop Me By Bennett Cerf sage and profound observation, and then Mrs. McMurty, whom I hate, came into the room and asked me pointedly whdh I was going home to dinner. So I carried my glass back across the street, and there was still about three ounces left in it. Loaded, hey? said Green Eyes. And I said: Do not blame me, I pray you, on account of your mother made me this drink. I am entirely innoshunt. And my mother-in-laconfirmed it, but it is still cold around here. A worried young wife wrote editor of her lothe love-torcal newspaper, This morning I found lipstick all over the collar of my husbands shirt. He tried to tell me it was tomato juice. What should I do? Counseled the editor,"'If I were you, Id find out who that tomato was. n Sign at the box office of an Ozark movie house: Children Auto Loon Picture under 15 not admitted unless accompanied by their hus- w bands. It's fV bright . . . right now! Finance your next car at Tracy-Colli- ns and see how much you save. Up to three years to pay! ( With Our New Barracuda - suffer from the complications of premature aging. Rich Dividends boys should be given every possible opportunity to discuss things with their parents. They should be read to and encouraged to read for themselves. They should also be encouraged in the use of pencils and West followed with the irey, and now declarer made the he put key play of the deal in the eight of diamonds from the dummy. East was in with the nine and he returned a spade to Souths ace. Another diamond was led and dummy covered Wests ten with the jack to drive out the ace. A spade came back and South ruffed in his hand, drew the last trump with the ace of hearts, and cashed Norths king of diamonds. When the suit divided evenly, a club discard was obtained on dummys long diamond. two in all Declarer lost diamonds and one club. Observe that, if declarer plays the jack of diamonds from dummy on the first lead In order to of that suit drive out the ace, West must get in subsequently with the queen of diamonds, and now a club shift will enable the defenders to cash two tricks in that suit sports. And fourth grade is a critical period for many boys. Their handwriting is poor, they are careless in their reading and, consequently, their arithmetic suffers. Remedial work carried on at this point brings good results. The longer the delay beyond this point, the more time and effort it wiU require to bring the fifth-grad- But she went out into the kitchen to make me a drink, and, she had remembered hearing mesay that the perfect dry Martini was 10 , Cali-forn- ia n Haywire rt K85 sons orders. To cite these examples of Sen. Goldwaters prescience in U.S. foreign policy is not to endorse everything, nor even anything, that he said and wrote. But it is to suggest that Americans must open their minds to rational analyses of controversial policies, and not to reject such analyses as the wild ranting of trigger-happ- y 6 5 edu-catio- n State Department of Education, re-ports that results obtained from statewide tests given in 1963 and 1964 to more than a half million California youngsters show girls often far ahead of boys. e At the level, the difference is most pronounced. The average score for the girls exceeded that of the boys in every area tested. Differences at the eighth-grad- e level were almost as pronounced. Only in mathematics at the e level were the boys able to demonstrate a clear Shellhammer superiority, said. Reading and English language usage were areas exclusively dominated by girls in the fifth, eighth and 11th grades. Not until the. collegiate years do boys tend to catoh up with girts and sometimes them in the basic skills of reading, English and spell-in- . . And to think that Pve always been the first to refute any charge of police brutality! Goren on Bridge of r, re- search, er our Shell-hamme- com Charge Out of This? Sure Just Plug In 45,-0- modeling clay, erector sets and other activities which would help them to gain good and manual control Acquiring skin in these areas win in no way handicap them in gaining skills needed for crayons, that we should take, steps to -- 200-pla- By Blake 4. ... ; By Leslie ur fjr Ever Happen to You? 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