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Show His Wee Witticism. "I made a er-h'm! pun yesterday!" yester-day!" boasted skimpy little Mr. Meek. "My wife bought from an agent a book entitled 'The Truth About the War,' and I believe after she got it she was sorry she had done so. Perhaps she supposed until she examined It that it was a suffrage book, although 1 am not sure about that part. Anyway, Any-way, I Bald: 'The truth Is smltey and will prevail' ee-he! he! Just like that. And ehe smote me on the head with the volume. I was so proud of my wit that really the blow did not hurt much." |