| Show ktr4-v"r-s'-- fk: 4 - r zrv A 4 Q4A 004Jvzi-t-':::'- A' —''q 4'4::t' k v't' !er- - 4: 1— :m:)et' s -' Iz7---- - - ' ‘ 4o ‘ ''' ''? " 114e TribLaw Si:11 IA Vied Darrea Tucker By Tribune Staff Writer The lights go down and the crowd gets quiet Three figures step onto the stage and the spotlights come up The audience lets Out a collective scream of delight as Richard Cano Chris Kramer and Rick Shane launch into their first song — a commentary on Utah politics called "Hey Nor- fin to a ack ust j !ase lost did man" al The trio isn't a famous music group They aren't even a singing group except to their loyal fans — the people who listen to KKAT Radio every morning Mr Cano and Mr Kramer are better known as the hard hitting irreverent — and sometimes downright crude — "Morning Guys" on KKAT Mr Shane is their producer The two spend the early morning hours telling jokes singing songs and throwing verbal barbs at everything from the LDS Church to Collett's Home Furnishings semi-famo- ling ant tem or m' s d of aid her Daily World Globe" Or he just makes them up One morning he read a story which stated Donny Osmond had mer said "And then some ciilled and said they liked it It fun to see how the reaction goes "It goes in swings Mr Carlo added "Orie day they love it the next day everyone hates it Mr (no came to KKATf rorn California were he was working as a disc jockey at a country station Mr Kramer came !from Wisconsin where he wa an unemployed bill quirer" or the And country music listeners have made it clear — they love it Since the two joined KKAT a few months ago the station's morning ratings have climbed steadily We have more numbers right now than ever" Mr Kramer said "The people love to hate you" Mr Kramer Mr Cano and Mr Shane recently took their show on the road and gave audiences at Judd's Frontier Club and The Palladium some of their own brand of humor If the attendance at the concerts is any indication they are just as popular off the air as they are on treated to Morning listeners are -regular features like Mormon or Dead" a radio game show in which callers are given a person's description then listeners must decide if that person is Mormon or dead Another popular spot is By the way Rich" a segment at the end of every newscast when Mr Kramer adds just one more story to the news — Usually from the ''National En been arrested in California for being dull Local television stations called for more information and Mr Osmond's lawyer called to tell the t wo to "knoek it off or get sued" We really are nice guys" Mr Cano said "It's all just a big spoof Its a joke" Along with the jokes there are Titles like "Raised in Idaho" songs -Hey Norman" and The Second Week of Deer Camp" are steady favorites -And Magna Woman" (Ugly woman walking down the street Magna bewoman fat with came a local hit — with everyone but the Magna Chamber of Commerce Magna threatened many lawsuits and the two finally had to stop playing the song "Some people called right away and complained about it" Mr Kra all Time Travels — a new show at Hansen Planetarium — allows the audience to experience the physical and mental sensation of traveling through time trly rigs iteir Time Travels plays Monday through Friday at 7 pm and on Saturdays at 12 pm 2 pm and 7 pm dug you A matinee is held Sundays at 2 pm The show was written by Brigham se Young University physics graduate older-childre- n - - r 11 may be possible to travel into the future but not into the past" The platotarioni has also introduced a lielk school called A Perfect Place for Penguins A magical penguin a boy and a girl teach youngsters about the Earth poles Moon and planets in the solar system A Perfect Place for Penguins plays Saturdays at I I am mind-bogglin- g time-machi- - ' and traveling through hyper-space- " Ms Smith said Doug Lowe Hansen Planetarium's public relations manager called Time Travels a show that will "stretch your mind with facts and theories from the history and physics of time making you the first person in your neighborhood to understand why Einstein's Special Theory of Relativity says it Diane Smith who works for the planetarium's education department Ms Smith did the show's research and writing with an adult teen-ag- e audience in mind and I But think many bright younger children will also find the experience fascinating — especially when our special effects give them a little feeling for taking off - ' downThe may have a reputation as bad guys on the radio but they both insist it isn't true !Pliey just like to have fun and make people laugh They do feel a responsibility to the community They've had a pediatriCia and lawyers on the air to offer advice to people They've gone to local schools and delivered antOdrug lectures And they're always willing to play a song or talk to someone on the phom to cheer tliem up they said Both men said they will stay at KKAT Os long as the station will let them or "until we get Li better offer- "It's been really nice working here and I plan on staying as long as possible" Mr Cam) said "But in this business you have to stay mobile" Time Travels' Now Showing at Hansen Planetarium y to - ' ' - e i 1 1 4 e 4 4 ' 111-- sti c - ' ' ) aarg2 ''J'111 1 rianyvvis 0 nal k Haircut ' f ' - t AdV tig k :: c 1 Aidomr k T A i 4 - P - : z 102' clsPrin 13aw 0 t This Valentine's Day her some f-lo- - 4 - 0 ol If dI - has length slightly 4 0 °00 a gift certificate that will show her how much you really care at a very affordable price $2995 - I 1 I PLUS tAlil I lemur good No appointment 10 19 N13 1 487-288- A : : yi ' 7 — ' Phone OFF Rice grass - Glycerin Treaded gyp&ophilla - Cosplo - 4iW119):::: -'' JMNIEItaMiMNIEMMOIMIMEMEMMPMOMMEIMIEM111MgMMIIIIM6MOeilIMMOMOMMOMOMMOMMIEMMOVEENIMMEI FESSIONAL SIXTY MINUTE EYEWEAR rA i SUPPLY !ESS1ONAL LaING IRON 38 EYE WEAR mmwmoriettonsmialir mizimmuffmnammr ninIEDWIP011000 0 EXPIRES Brickyard Plaza (North of MAR 31 (Mon Store Downtown Boil Lake I 2925999 stock licp'-'4''V- 1 - ' i! f -- 0' 1 14: 1 ':: 1990 300 ! t LooFFEST oPRiCE - Lob) - ' ' ' ' - - ' 4 0Yoo ' - ' 4 epX$b fj:(:)4i4 LOyir 374-222- 753-877-- - ' tle MMMOI alta Fro ': FF - 001 AtIon44:40 Bountiful °goer in z Agoillt 972-844- 4 399-967- 530-315- 1 & baskets - West Valley City Merwn's All le ro co ZU 100FF 0 OFF l' appointm- ent-1 487-730- 0214 Including Planters Previously morked half price now i iliv el f l 1 Please call for an 1 4840842 Ile Only At Brickyard Plaza ' A BEAUTY SUPPLY !17:0-J52suo- - ANY PURCHASE OR EXAM WITH THIS AD 0 All Brass FR! ! 1 3 AMMMIIIMMIMMOnia SIXTY MINUTE ii One Coupon Per Customer EXPIRES $695 REG 4MOMOMOMIW Lagll 0 3) 11111110- - ITV pect is believed healed tor Colorado (Nog a brad 1983 Ford pickup truck WEST VALLEY CitY jjan i) — An atmed ra0- bet lett a convenience store with the rnoaey in a bog PrOClatroing "Monk you in sevetal dinerent languages police reports said the tobbe( wearing a black ski mask entered EXOleS5 ail ComaOnv8900 W 3500 Sown about 10:3k) pm 22He entered in a crouch Wit a call0er revolve! in his hand "Give all the money till your Wet I'm seinoust" the told the 36- Chapman Library Ifit(thlitithis Books e an d Pet Of Pt Drieds ":aw-- tt I Oroers Accepted '1 I yeacold clerk the robber told the cloth to "hurry up or the would kir film reports sold As the robber lett the clerk begat to get 00W11 On his knees loaf's a good idea" the robber told hon "YQU follow me and I'll lull you " money was in a while vinyl bag bearing "Monk you's" in several languages 31:Pto Finish ik hoc SOUIN SALT LAKE (Jan 311 -- A block mote wielding wthil appeared le be on litt type us M1t1 100000 0 C)nVenienGe VOW Ot On Undeieffni1100 °mount ot cost) hH UnniOn en Eteven 2100 6 A00111 Sifeet Ot iefeC tw 00001W:if" pm and demonised money of the ternole clerk lie gunman WO on tool with all the cosh in the store lie was dixscribed u bt inp 20 to 26 about 6 le et II und stocky South Soli lake 1) — Al) womon was kidnapped tied to c bed beoten one kakuuliv assaulted by her iiiteo lover po- lice repotted the woman wos awakened at 000ul 3 am by trte virtu used niS key to let tomseit into hei home ponce said Me man stuck 0 gun at net nos forced het into his truck and atuve ritvr to his apartment al 2V60 S 200 lost At his apartment The man — who wos opporentlY acgatea and suicidol becouse toe kvomon reluse0 to marry turn — toped her mouth mu' wort duct tope and to nts bed Over tied net sprea0-eogle- d next two hours the suspect beat tne woman about the face attempted unsuccesstuny to rape Me woman and threatened :o clii oar and himself seyeto Imes Al about b:3r) um Me rrort cut tier loose and returned her to her 1136100CCO He usked that ate give torn 'enough time to get out of the stole- before cutting ponce police suid Me woman immediately called 911 and ner none' the victim wt:wed taciat bruises and marks on het ankles and wrists Hoe was torn trout her scalp mien the mart removed MO 1000 1101111e1 rr1011M the sus- in --"- ''' 14144 tilfiti biek frcoodese' Choose from Oak Pine or White 011 escape - All Wflftt tO ikt a oi Wood Shelves A1101V4010S Me hoot SIUfl(1I Solt IOhe tikkNOY (hit: 21 — A 2Cvech-o4c- i Co3n8 tor inntaiv sownsect o constable by Sprilmny hum aroponic hi cturotwr ttw &inch 3ta Ciiui COOr Chones WIWI was cuatuiec about IC minutes lute by Sortav °nice Eton' Webb dna ins potice strivice aord kucky Wiwi! was niciinp in somt bushes aocut Matt- - 010210 110n1 Hitt counitiouse sic cv Po& 6 e41- East He bolted whet Ine (Ace emstmee he vow tAr sutiunuttiec W11) Ube OinCe reittosed the ao0 posce reports said Ponce note° the innlOif 3iiukteC IX) stgll 0 nrnp either white !teeing tflt courmouse 0 anteruse suimiseo Sgt st at ds 'Me clutches wenUi Moyer ine11111101t was not not Alculted at five tin of his °scope- to OnL101e 111111 it) use hie clutches ono 1st not weonng emus (not State PriS011 poroiee totter) oit at Aoki' Probation OW P010k) 11010 was brought to Me Salley court tor aqualcolton of some ironic violations poiice reborls said Vnignt was nt tne custoav ot tJ constabie nen he nioate fle ILIAC a m i35capet Ho 'was retort eti to the courtnouset and lane to tort watt or uouttional na craw It' Oeol wittl Our E misclenteanor 't Via demanded qUiettV' 1000(LS S010 UlIC hi roabe oluetee t)r Choose from wreothscenterpleceswall boskets or dozens of other items i" I!!41' :b :1: -- COM C110 thc cOntelitz 0 hit ' 'to necesSa'Y &COUNT COCktiC '"' 485-185- 2 Sugar house lf' FF -k 3 tLikke Vialitsyt A MCP robbed 0 conveittilDVAJ Ike& 3 nience store retry pUbflç o goo On 0 3Uvech olo clerk ono cootie tc: it coact woods sotO mar wcr socwittc into c beer cooler wiken the clerk oppearec nom 0 booF loom cmC3100P00 the n1011 0U116C C QUO bethtic the Goen 4k 9! 4iftx ' - at Brickyard Britkyard Plaza 1300 East r‘k--'nftt- Otc s 4 Several membership options available MIS ! Wooden Framed Floral Arrangements All 1- itgeticies tit give The Ladles' Club Cut and Style Shoulder ( I !C0 Pictures in Stock COMBO it - 14111 'rite iOUOWU tf report were pro‘'1(i eC1 by lifst teittioreerttelitt while boug are up I Police Detail Crime Action playing "We sit there and ask 'Do you think we ought to do this or not And then when we got back on the air we just do it Sometimes a bit is funny enough -it just doesn't matter lio‘s risky it is- Mr Cam explained The funniest stuff is the stuff that - Mr Krttlit WtT nukes it on the airId Nit MCI' "I'd like to put a microphone in the booth sometime to get City Despite the fact they came from opposite sides of the country they hit it off immediately and haVU looked back "The station let us have dinner together and we bought everybody drinks on their account' Mr t in° laughed At first I was worried he would be stale but after I met him I thought 'This guy's a lunatic I kneiA we'd get along" "It was on April fool's day Mr cell-u-lee- t) made 14 Throughout Cities three Both had plenty of radio experience before coming to Salt Lake w Detail Crime The 'Morning Goys' t‘aid they often sit down and :talk about what they'll do but most of the jokes just come during the stww Sonie of their niate-aincluding the songs is Wilt Wit by Mr Stint and recorded by collector" -- SL Valle Police Kramer added Wc met and started ttflu each other dirty jokes right A lot is 0 9- - ct tivseo f etr4r1 Satiric KK AT Disc ockeys Draw Ire Draw Audiences s It 424A iii-4 Itt e ' ::77:‘' '': Irrz:z 7: - i ''' ''': - 7' ns 4liktelpiagyollm I 44"110011" 120 Young children and animals naturally go together Here are some picture books about people and their pets sure to delight young listeners These are found at the Chapman Branch Library 577 S YOU West Carl Goes Shopping by Alexandra Day Carl the family dog is left in charge of the baby while the mother goes to the upper level of a department store Carl and the baby do their own exploring of the store The Wild by Bob Graham Russell is worried when his pet rabbit and his pet frog return to the Wild the forest that surrounds the house and persuades his family to search for them Great cat by David McPhail Because of her size Great Cat causes tne neighbors to tear for their children's safety but when Great Cat and Toby move to an island they rescue a sinking boatload of children and become heroes Annie and the Wild Animals by Jan Brett When Annie's cat disappears she attempts to tame a variety of unsuitable woodland animals but when Spring collies Taffy returns wane a Dog by Dayal Kaur Khalsa When her parents refuse to get a dog May creates an imaginary dog out of a roller skate Rotten Ralph by Jack Gantos Ralph a very very nasty cat finally sees the CITOI of his ways Pei S1joi4' by Ezra Jack Keats When he can t find his cat to enter in the neighborhood pet show Archie must do some fast thinking to Win a WiWOXgMMOMMINWMR4W0SIMINiSMOIMMINPOINNOMMWS '7 nozen Yogurt tfon-fa- t 0 Illable at The Brickyard 0 0 1 I II I 1 4 1 El I f I : 6 oz )gurt same I i 1 I : — — nr-11 1 CUP OF bOUP lArith any sandwich order !e 1113E for soup J )or to Lionel Matyworld com- - - - ' ----' '-- '-' - '::- Inc CGA MONITOR WVIDEO CARD VGA MONITOR WVIDEO CARD 411a0ail SASS U WVIDEO CARD 20M8 HARD DRIVE WCTR 40MI3 HARD DRIVE 61- Will CTH PANASONIC PRINTER PANASONIC PRINTER - WORD SERVICE ANC CONSMITIHIG 64164NESS HOUHS: MOH INK SAT : 10-- 7 PERFECT 5 55 PC TOOLS DLLUXE -- 80386-2- 2 PROCESSOR 0 12W DRIVE 101 KEYbOARD nk z t I 11000 28500 51000 27500 43000 19500 32500 26900 8900 A 1MB RAM r 1 o 33 WGWBAS!C agsoo 1 Mt) (1149 1111W "NOP' I I - I FP)EE! - 31090 1 1 ROOM I - OINvin 3109u 01100 L1 I'r J inchlavs a notes titv0 ' ia AZ tall al 0 100ot tat 044 tit 0 op ihogett 0 41101001e I0 trIPUlit Itt33ter - I 4 114 Ig go 40 """ssiill tiiiiiigLOCEEn I I SA V " I 1 EXPIRES PIPPO II - tLIP ó tiaillklE 1 MAXELL U011 90 AUTO CASSETTE WITH PURCHASE OF MAXELL 525DS CD FLOPPY DISKETTE(- LCOUPON -" r 1 EXPIRES ICOUPON I OFF ion Met I ftiv tais by Lesle- Anne Ivor 'I'M autlio j paint e1 introduces us to her tweive cats win) often serve as lief beautiful well-knov1- 1 'I VGA COMPLETE 286 SYSTEM WI-IMONITOR AND 40M8 HARD DRIVE I I 101 KEY6OARE) I0 PORTS DOS OK i I FLOPPY DRIVE ENHANCED PORTS 33 WGVIOASIC OPTItittly MONO MONITOR COMPUTER 6vmr DOS wlioltirliS 140 m trd Frozen Y'ogult - j lin! verso! BRICKYARD PLAZA 0 1140 E BlitcrYARD R (3130 SO NEXT TO RE) No coupon needed L 1 ENHANCED IO goo " 1 I 12 FLOPPY 101 KEYBOARD I PROCESSOR IMO RAM PORTS DOS 33 VIGWBASIC 0 2 MO' Ali ten by James Her-rio- t couritr vet rescues a bahy kitteh Who makes himself at home with a faintly of (hew by 'I on ngerer Madame Bohol a freilci behool teacher a surprise pet from her son in Africa 3 603 eCifiStI3(10) 'vho becomes a bravi and faithful compan- MOhes 38t UlifJERSAL 201itl1z 12Mliz 286 LIKIVERSAL 80286-1- IO if you I i ENHANCED I think it's still too cold then come in for some hot soup I 8066 PROCESSOR 640 KB RAM 360 KB FLOPPY DRIVE i resident's Day Deal BUT UKIVOSAL 10MHz XI a aalrate PI 1 1 L dt ildboill illikta C7 MO C 5U CLIO S &A V i ow Moe tie In I 1 1 1 MILO i lati teor |
