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Show My Favorite jokes byjAy Comedian Jay Marr is originally from Boston, but these days he calls Sarasota, Fla., home. " You may not have heard of me," he says, " but every now and then a new, funny young comedian comes along so while we're waiting for him, boy, am I getting a lot of work!" lay has worked on radio and TV in New England and New York as a commentator, disc jockey and comedy host and has done stand-u- p comedy at resort areas across the country. Of late he most enjoys entertaining on the cruise ship circuit. In discussing his credits, Marr says straightforwardly, "I don't want to brag, but I have, a fantastic war record it's Snooky Lanson singing 'Over There.' " jay himself has a newly released album called "lay Who?" Here are some of lay Marr's favorite jokes: marr EDITOR'S NOTE: been noticing a change girl's appearance. She doesn't appear for weeks at a time. Lately I've art. The only thing they taught me how to draw was unemployment I'll tell you the trouble with women meet: All they can do is thaw out frozen foods. Why don't they open cans like their mothers did? I in my will never forget the first paycheck received as a comedian. I cashed.it on the bus. I druggist is filling a prescription. He hands his customer a little bottle with 12 pills in it and says, "That'll be $9.50." Suddenly the phone rings, and as the druggist turns to answer it the customer puts 50 cents on the counter and walks out. The druggist turns back, spots the 50 cents and yells, "Sir, sir, that's $9.50, not 50 cents . . sir!" The guy is gone. The druggist picks up the half a buck, looks at it, shrugs, flips it into the till and mumbles, "Oh, well, 40 cents profit is better than A One night I was awakened about 4 in the morning by a phone call, and a lady's voice said that my barking dog was keeping her awake. So the next morning at 4 phoned her and said, "I'm sorry lady, don't have a dog." My doctor told me needed plete change, so I a com- changed doctors. The most important thing in a relationship between a man and a woman is sincerity whether you mean it or not. . nothing." vice president is a man who doesn't know what his duties are and by the time he finds out, he's no longer there. A These days a good provider is a man who's never late with his alimony. Have you ever noticed that lots of lovers kiss with their eyes closed? Sometimes, unfortunately, they marry the same way. I just bought a new home and learned the definition of "patio." That's Spanish for "about $500 extra." know a couple that's been married so long that when she recently said, Kiss me good night," he answered, "I'll kiss you good night in the morning." She said, "Why don't you kiss me now?" And he said, "I'm not facing that way." PARADE a mail-ord- AUGUST 13, 1978 course in er 23 Perma Tweez is a simple electrolysis instrument that PERMANENTLY removes undesirable ch hair from all areas of the as the chin, upper lip, eyebrows. Embarrassing body hair can now be removed forever at home in total privacy. Arms and legs can be forever free of the inconvenience of constant hair removal. An exclusive U.S. patented safety feature allows vou to do this without puncturing the skin. struments in use by doctors over one million sold to people like yourself. face-su- Easy instructions make you "I have this urge to write home, but they never taught me how to write." APPROVAL Perma Tweez has been clinically tested by a university professor of dermatology and proven to be safe and effective. One of his patients had previously been tweezing hairs from her chin every day for 15 years. After treating herself with Perma Tweez, she has eliminated this time consuming chore for the rest of her life! Over 15 thousand in ex- pert in a few minutes. Save hundreds of dollars on salon electrolit yourself. ysis by doing 14 MONEY BACK GUARANTEE DAY $19.95 Send Check or Money Order. Cal. res. add 6 GENERAL AN EXPERT'S I once took REMOVE HAIR FOREVER sales tax. MEDICAL CO., Dept. Ave. NPA-3- 7 1935 Armacost West Los Angeles, Ca. 90025 enclose $19.95 I in full payment. BankAmericardMaster Charge Exp. date I requires $4.00 deposit. Balance includes COD charges and $1.00 handling. COD Name Address CS Mfr. of Professional & Zip Home Electrolysis Equipment 017 (MNtlAl MOtCAt CO |
