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Show Comparing Their Husbands. The girls were talking about thevr husbands. "I have the dearest husband in the world," said Maude. "If he just wouldn't play cards and drink so much, he'd be perfect." "My husband doesn't gamble, and he never took a drink in his life," put in Mabel. "He would be a model man, M I only could know what he does when he stays away from home at night." "Ah!" smiled Margaret, "my husband hus-band is all that you wish yours could be. He has no bad habits, he comes' home on schedule, he denies me noto-ing, noto-ing, there is ho mystery about him. Why, he goes to church every Sunday or at least he used to." "Used to!" echoed the chorus. "AhaV Why doesn't he go to church now?" "He found that It interfered with his golf!" Margaret was voted winner of the prize package. Cleveland Plain Dealer. |