Show bald HEADED bridegrooms they are fine citizens and it Is mo wonder the girls like them an esteemed contemporary has opened the columns to a dis ot the question why do ed and refined women marry bald headed and men with and without hair seem to be considerably agitated over it even women are joining in the discussion and there are as many ex as there are correspondents none of them however explains says the st louis globe democrat it Is the form of the question evi den ly that confuses it presumes too much and the presumption Is accept ed as established by the wrangle they do not question the premise educated and refined women do not as a rule marry bald headed men though they do sometimes when they cannot catch them earlier the question deals with particulars as generals it should be why do women marry mena and he answer to this it we do not confuse the Is sue by the citation of examples ot which we remark what on earth did she see in hima Is simple women marry men to get husbands men marry women to get wives fat lean young old hirsute and bald all marry for the same reason it is not good for man to live alona anyway why should the bald head be brought into the limelight in his spectacular waya Is it not ous enough as it Is to attract much un desired attention without forcing the issue bald headed men are worthy citizens they must be tor they are al ways under inspection A bald head is a light that cannot be hid under a bushel it may not conceal itself if it frolics somewhat gayly the world says behold you shameless one A bald head must perforce seek vir ways there are few or no bald headed villains they are scarce as fat beggars let not the finger of scorn be point ed at the bald head for that he nes a refined and educated woman it Is to his credit the bald head sets an example that the hirs atch might emulate with profit dihe laid bead Is the symbol of lofty citizen ship and shines like a good deed in a naughty world |