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Show Tim 1AGE TWO HERALD-JOURNA- novum hi: TLKMIAY, UTAH, LUCAN, L, k o, 1 n 7. II (JETTING RIGHT INTO THE FARM SPIRIT The i(iv wuliiliv 'll 7i Now qi i) liilli-.hu( I ii ill, In o in I'iiu Hi no 5 iml-- ,i By curi y i m nr, i , 45 , SO ,i ij,y I!v in nl, in Cut he Valhy, outside I'm In Vullty, $5 00 a year cents a month, Things a year $5 00 Sunn V Thru All the Lumi Hie 'bcriv Bill To A Ilf NcWSp.'plls c Filtered as n uiml class niilttr at tile at Login, I tali, under the Ait of Congiess, post-o'ru- I'finh Sandwich s ILW it- Huttei impoitant " s,i s IK ii to m nov, a m esi i iptioii ,oii puns" ( mam in jr of Cei llieieloie tat , not a no Inittei is and we shall have nioie pruns It is haul to helne that the poitine liotimp Hstints lus u n allow ant t of hultt i While we aie ailihng up tin good things at this eai s end let in Int the iat t that tlieie is no one to tell us, rl hou shall tat this hi I hwu shalt not nat that. too p g, turkey And then your host, the cow. was slaughtered, most likely in our municipal abbatoir, and after had been a stamp of approval thumped against you, you were bi ought to a butcher shop Of I'ouise, I don t know which one Nor does it matter, for I think jail those wc have in Logan are fine ones Now here is something Til like to know, Sir Hamburger. After that cow, of which you were a liart, hud been cut up precisely and nicely, was it possible that you be anything else besides hamburger? Say, like beefsteak or a fine pot The underworld has adopted mass production methods but with the wastefulness of bureaucracy. Detroit gangsters used nine bullets on one victim. Los Angeles may be some of annexed leal estate heading back home. roast? Thats what - k" 4 that JW'D. - A - "A 'tb V ? !M some- You went through that whirring meat gi inder, went down and 7. I 1 times wonder. Not that I'm fmuky or fussy, but I just wondered. My Broad Acres , g gobble-boastin- Body-invigorati- C sc p Skiing and skating are two of the prettiest and most invigorating pastimes known to man. and And both sports are attracting new devotees in greatly increasing numbcis each winter, Tis well, not only for the individual but for his community, for the nation, for the race itself. Hardly a community in the west but has access In auto or train to a good skiing mountain or its lakes for skating We shall not worry too much about the state of the nation while such wholesome trends aie being manifested. s.i. T.i - vour lift top hd 1 but hopefully espy the little pace that is huddled all cutely m the bun I hur-l- y What a stoiy tneie must la. behind you, oh H.imbut gcr As we are to believe it. you used to be a choice part of a cow oi a steer In that day, you were contented, especially it you lived in Cache Valley!, and you went at mind with your host, the cow, .eating hay out of mangers, clipping grass from green fertile pastures, and dunking water fiom sparkling flowing wells Sounds doesn t it romantic, When you were part of a cow, you didn't dream you d ever end up between a sandwich, with catsup drooled over slupped you and dill pickle Now did ucioss y oui sido-uAnd you never di earned you youd play second fiddle to a make-beliet- e ONE PLEASING TREND I' -- I ' - A around, and came out like -- well, like hamburger. Then you were bi ought to this lunch stand as a part of a ten or twelve pound package, perhaps, and put m the in little balls icebox, W hen I came in the door Hamand reluctantly yelled burger," you weie snatched out of the cooler, dashed on the griddle, shoved between a yawning bun, carelessly salted and catsupped, and pushed across the counter to me From turkey dinner to hambur-gtsandwich in five days' It sounds like a tule of 1939 or 1930 Oh you miserable little God bless you' u V hara-burg- ei T NIBLEY NEWS As r - i - Bishup Bvion Snow bus returned to his home utter spending the la.a two months at the veterans hospital in Salt ake City It has been itpoiteil that he has recovered enough to get around A number of people of the Nibley ward attendi d the annual bazati of the Millville ward which was held Frida v of last week Mis Orson Bitkin of Long Btiich California, is visiting nt the home of Mr and Mrs Cummings Mrs Olof Olson entertained at a family dinner Sunday, the occasion 1 AbO TO I LtD I r Be THE C.-org- her bnthday and Mrs A L Higgs and spent Saturday in Salt Lake being Mr farailv Citv Mrs ' Ester Elnson and grand-o- n Use Eliuson, have returned home after spending the lest monin and relativis m friends visiting Ca'ifoi m i Ml and Mrs Emil Alhresht in-ti- r' imtd at ,i Thanasgiving dirn The following guests Ihursdiv were prisu-Mi and Mrs Bobir Vlhmlit and small child of Norm l.o, in Mis John Gerber and sons Vmos and Hulun and daughter Vltiirtine and the host and hostess I Behind the Scenes in Washington with Rodney Dutcher Tom WASHINGTON -- Senator Connally of Texas, who doesn't like the bill, done that measure a very good turn duung his filibuster against it The senators filibuster was hy the reading of a speech PI1 bill once against an Howdy, folks! (lashouse Gus, delivered by Senator Hugo Black who is very coneeitecl, thinks his now a supteme couit justice and reiteration that wife is th only person in his by Connallys k was certain to hold the family who ever made a brilliant Blai W measure un' agner marriage. 4 constitutional because he couldn t eat those wotds Gus. wife takes in washing, and Well, its fairly certain when he married her he had to that give up dunking and smoking there will be an But if he hadn t man led her, he act sooner or later and that would have had to give up eating eventually the law will come up to the supreme court for a test of its validity And at that time it is not very unlikely that JusTODAYS DEFINITION tice Black will participate in the I ntold Wealth: That which decision. does not nppear ou income Whether he should or not was tax reports. bound to be a rather delicate question in any event But Connolly has put Black quite defiWhen Joe was nitely on the spot and the chance Bungs alter hunting up in Sail Juan island that he might participate in any recently, he asked a aimer 'Any decision invalidating an law is now much more good shooting on your farm "Splendid1 replied the agricul- remote Black is anxious to make turist Theres a book peddler a name for himself and is hardly down in the meudn v a political likely to brave the public outcandidate in the barn a radio cry- which such action would salesman coming in the front invoke Speculation as to how the couit gate, and two tramps in the corn crib might divide is rather futile as Ned any shells the composition of the couit at that indefinite fut ie time is pure "There aie GhOt'iu.SKi reasons declares a lecture! whv man guess work But there have been decisions which will never be able to understand four to four meant nothing except that the the opposite sex " And all of tin m are ruling of the lower court w is perRight mitted to stand and it is easy to women imagine an evenlv split vote on anti-lnching if Black refrains from participation BliOBLEM It takes a nuglitv conLobby ists the subsidized scientious man to till whether shop operators continue to pro-- 1 hes tired or just lazy. mote propaganda against mari- - Our CACHE the ait i&t shows, war o as a kilkr of Amc nails comnaied with autunuiljilo atculonts. Duimq- the wuild wai oO.alO AnuTitans wpio killed in attiun or died ot wounds. IN TUT) YEARS ALONE I AND lDUi. TUI' DEATH TOLL FROM AU10-MOIit Cl DENIS E FNtLEDED THIS VI IT A TOTAL OF OVER 70,000 IATALI 1 1LS. Sime the war MORL I HAN EIGHT TIMES HIE NUMBER WHO SAGRII ICLI) THEIR LIVES IN BA TLE, A TOTAL OF n.ooO, HAVE BEEN KILLED BY AUTOMOBILES IN I HIS COUNTRY. For every soldiei killed m the trenches, a full squad, made up of men, women and children, has been h t and smashed to death in this eountiv. It's not a pietty thought; neither is it a piettv dc at L The onlv way to keep the broad anes ol Sudden Death ftom spieading is mote canlul dm mg. and more diastie enfouement ol motoi law'. '" a piht'i ri I I I tid ' -- The i h in w it Mr m. I f of iftunron lis mil i in Iv is .spent ill soul, Ernest of HUMOR 1 , y t mu s s Is isnuis- - - The death Failed but it would have bei n eonsideiablv less if that had also bun the speed rute DIIU E ami ouch p Oibh Gibi altar, which th won permanently fioi.i Sp i t 4 4 Vice President John Nance Garner, the wealthy banker from Uvalde, Tex, u boss at his hotel as well as in the senate Every so often the hotel's dinner menu includes a steak on the $125 dinner which does not apdinner On peal on the such occasions Garner demands his ughts and they tactfully give him the steak customs organization. Secretary of State Cordell Hull revealed today 3, n-- , foiti-fie- WORK FOR PKAIK LONDON, Nov 30 U l'l Great Britain and France, engaged in of great converations diplomatic importance, renewed concerted foits today to bring Germany and Italy into a new European peace d ctown colony Since it commands the wi-tentrance to the Mediteir. mat Gibraltar is heavily foit.q-Many gieat guns line the ue-- t ot the rock itself. New doc ky aid can now undeitake all the o lepaus and coaling of a l.ugi fleet. There is space in its enclosed haibor foi an entire fleet absolutely secute from toipedo attacks. The harbor covers 44n acres. Radio signal stations adi to Gibraltars strateg.c impoi tanic The rock is shown on a 1931 stump of the cioWn colony. (CoDvrurht 1937, M. V Service Inr i tJiTi tr I X- TUv TIRKF.Y WASHINGTON, Nov 30 n Buffeted by the business recession, -- the Amencan Federation of Labor and the Committee for Organization will meet again today in an attempt to enl their internal dis lj pute Don't Bully Constipation Many puigativcs tc your li.testincs That s v hy you sullir liom griping Why not try a NATURAL laxative food Kelloggs All- Ei.in If vou have common constipation will keep you 'regular as the clocks tick Instead ol OVERSTIMULATING vour intestines, it gvrs them two t.i:i:- - s they' need First it absorbs supplies buik water end mitciis like a sponge ll,., mass a.ds elimination Second It s a good souicc of vltam.n ' B the amazing vitamin Unit toms t p vour liitest.nal tiaet Fat ri and. v, toasted l'l in Ik or ereani end fnuts In miiflim it s O' Hi inis But how evu vou e i. ii use it I.rot'LVRLY cat two of and dunk plin'i of watt! It veil a ) tins i.o i dav vou aw common id inn constipation ami eathaitirs too1 Mule bv Kellogg m Battle Creek. At every grocet s. Schilling Baking Powdc r plate CP That lifeline, Via the Met. to . lanean, tnc Suez Canal, the Rx Sea, and finally the Inman n faced grave threats duiing the Wo: Id War. With F.uiopt atj Asia once mote seething m it is thio.itcned aga.i ,rd so Gibraltar stands ready f 1? fust test. Renowned in ancient div-- lulls cotlossal Pillars of Hi.cule modern Gibraltar is a vast mile rock, two and one-ha- lt long and varying from 1550 to 550 yaids wide. At its north front 1, shoots abruptly upwatd to foim a pieciptee of about 1400 foil The town of Gibraltar lies crowded together at the northwestern coiner of the rock. The entire uie.i is j AH-Bi- the on I 1779-8shadows the Aliou ranean with a signiT u these days as the guaidian cf Brit, tains famous 111011110" to t SENDS bEMA.xD WASHINGTON, Nov 30 il p. -The United States has served a demand upon Japan that the United States be consulted in changets m the Chinese - All-Br- water-soften- All-Bi.- m biscuits tab'i-spoo- All-Bi- cf-f- settlement - LL ' s fr'-- ' o'$ V H! Gott vv th Mi t uit" ug i in ads pd n latlv t s and Mrs G.oige t uinming. aid and familv Califiuai dm. ni vii"i of d iv ! i Ih. rm-- i Th : Bitkin . si Mi t 'll. c- v Login visiting it the honn o' Mr d i .J,in J i mil Mis F ondull i ir Is son Mi and Mis J Wmborg utdort m ,i . Thanksgiving hohdivs heie visiting Thi If mini Limily of Id iho F il's pi p ih 1 , f 1) irv t -- i, i ill. I I V ? ' - i I ? S ' v. irfcinr a ' ' u' i k V J v r; f -- - J v . v Lr .:LL ' "G xv p , ( V A i i M a M.nu ih Ul.ii u u tain I Ii u d m i ,m k.,a f llnw mg costs I d X S mzMk w kW ? k Vv ' as VOX,. K f Nv 0 ' x X J Ayv'Nvov ? sw n ':fS: :;z A h i 11 N V','r s'v Xi' & nik.nii and M.s Mi t in son Mis h id i mm hard-boile- XX chaise to the prudery, where at my scrivemng, and nnon arrives an acquaintance, a low. raffish follow, who doth perch on the edge of my desk and What are you doing-'query: And I do say : I am writing a joke. And he doth n p!v : W hat s In r name II ! . II V pox, sav I, on sui h idle fellows 111 -- Propaganda ot this tvpe is especially valuable at the moment because word is going around that Chairman Joe Kennedy of the Maritime Commission, whose d attitude toward union members threatened a row between the administration and the CTO. has been told to pull in his neck The authority on which Kennedy proceeded when he cabled the captain of the S S A'gie to put his men in irons if they chdn t immediately resume work at Montevideo is still a matter of vague speculation and it is being admitted around the White House that Joe 'didnt handle himself very well CARD OF THANKS We are indeed grateful to oui many kind friends who so willing ly aided us in every way and sought by acts and words of consolation to comfort us at the time of the death of our beloved A.lce Marie Jacobsen. mother, U e wish to thank all who in anyway took part in the funeral services. aided m the home and all who sent flowers The Jacobsen Family By gasoline 111 In n lit staunch to correct grade ol "HPM" for winter drivina .. I O'lTi spent Thmpsgiung f Guardian Britain's ' LfeuN " 4 ite in the vi u was M i Stales last Pi mil marine ? c Jo m, ill Mis Ait'll i 'I r.ilson d. i son in ! in M , an xj. I n d iv t mksgiMiig u1 visiting it R i hi H is. i i, ii i th "" heum of M' ami Mrs Gulion hosiss 1 ItUNO.n W IS Sj . Vivoul it Millvilli 1, ,( SO, id Mi mil Mis Flhs Anderson and Mr and Mrs Jim.s Svim-n- i t inulv d iv sp. nt Thanksgiving 'toned it a Thuins, n - din with Mi and Mrs Thomas Jt ssoi net on Ihinksgiu'ig i I m n of Millville w is sirv d to th. rn a u s s Mr and Mrs A I, Riggs mil Mi and M.s lit irv nd. r ol Mi Mf I" s ues representative incidents showing lack of respect to passengers, are being used to .ndicate that the unions and the men who do the dirty vvotk on Amencan ships are for the unfortunate responsible state of the country s merchant ly A jv Joe Bungstaitc s wife has a swell new I m o it while Joe is still going I round in the cold weather in his old light (oit but he savs he dui'ii t nund us ill he has to do is to think of the cost of tne tin coat and immediately he stilts perspiring Maiuhbv 1iti In i of Mis S it Thanksgiving d iv visiting u tin hoim i bn t lid iv XI e fea-tuic- d uni s pc nt Ham ulli M' ind may-hav- time labor un.ons as vigotously as homble exampossible Isolated ples of insubordination by stewards and ships' and usual- VM V hlMmr now-hav- - l A:s Ive just been watching the way of a man with a dog and huve added something important to my store of dog lore From the windows ot my of I can look out ou two lawns where occasionally g work , The n.an in this case is one of the gardeners, the dog is a big friendly fellow whose home is not far away This particular gardener likes And this dogs, that is obvious likes puitieular dog obviously gardeners The dog will be somewhere m his vicinity all day long while the gardener is at work There isnt much of an exchange of the social amenities between them Bill, the gardener thats not his name -- and Prince the dog, greet each other a bit effusively when Bill first appeals on the local scene after a week But after that all dayaway long they will be together without appearing to be together, if I mean Once in you know a while Bill will pause in his work to puss the time of day with Prince I cant tell what Prince says in return, but theie is no doubt at all that they understand each other Bill, the gardener, usually has his lunch right in his workshop which is all outdoors At that time Prince usually moves in a little closer and settles down to watch and to be on hand for any strav tidbits that Bill he himself can do without Sometimes I think Bill gives his friend a little more of his lunch than is good for Bill, for Bill works hard and needs a lot of grub. I suspect Prince knows this, for he doesn t seem to to eat all Bills lunch for hint, nor even any considerable part I think Prince looks upon their little lunchtime visit more as a social occasion than as an eatAnd besides, Princes ing event food needs are pretty well taken care of at his home Now, about my discovery I ve known for a long time why men like dogs, but never until I been sure why dogs like men Men Heres the reason aie completely honest with dogs They do not give dogs any hypoThere s no faking in a crisy nans dealings with a dog Any man, be he gardenei or bank president, is a pietty adhe s mirable soit when being honest Thats why completely dogs like men may-fin- take-lustr- e wae of leturmng kings sweeps Europe, the blustery little men who hate been mutating kings the d'ctidois will hate only themseltes to blame. Napoleon, greatest of all the kings, piottd that people will put up with pietenders foi just a little while. Maybe, alter all. Em ope needs a retorsion to Mat be it kinging It ,sui el v needs something. yearns hussar-- ' or dragoons out loi morning parades be foie the castle Ilotv about j lining us in a war to make the world safe for kings? If we join any European nation in a war that may he exactly the lesult, wlietjier we can see it in adtanc' or not. g, bambuigei a ami ua up the sandwnh fui fear an however slmt incoming diatt might wmst Tell me you away from me did that ever happen to any ot vour hamburget mothers, that you know of ' you won't answer Of course, that question. In tile first place it would tx difficult for you to talk with all that dill piekle submerging you and the catsup choking you. Anyway, if it were convenient for you to speak, you probably wouldn't want to disclose any secrets that would away from your blood Noblesse brothers. you oblige, know. Ma, he kings aie toniing batk into style. Tlnur .stoik is Mian down these da s T. lie Due do Guise has reup cently declined that he will make a try to legain the throne of his fathers, the tlnoiie of Frame. International go-sisays England is ti.sing to place Don Juan on a throne u Spain. Even the old kaiser is said to be perking up oei in Holland and thinking about the tlajs that used to be self-risin- st in cm I As autiuu-Siidii Illy of uie'ii ratlin a bin s I , LONG LIVE THE KING If little ible Ii 1 si 1 mist i -- i n ial pi iv Inn, tin i I ou II i stool in and unwrap from you that is pipir napkin with I catsup plisluil Vvhat a sad plunge m think my i iting menu from last week I in a m tnn nt ol h Podav was toned to s, tk vou out Lowly imburgi r wnli just a few diys tur-- I ago I surfeitid mvseif with A and i iimlitd swct potatoes am1 plum pudding - ;u eortling to ui V s Tlif feast ii,is ol tli- Imliilat Mttson in the I'mlec! "states se In emili.isie one mole impm taut diiteieiHe jetween hie in a il.,n.i,ic and life tint lei a dit tator-hi- i In our I. mil tin aiei.e lanii, will feast on lust vvhai its tastes and - pui h stijrjrest.s In tile lands nl tin dnlatois the awiage familv wnl iat (. p 1474 3 diet nv dlgrlk jut , j j Glances At Our World G, ... Hamburger 15$ I ter and 1 1 1 ( Muubir Imtiil Bless A m ruun Wire, NBA Weston Ft iluus and The Kcripps League FroiH uni 11 l)t i Ti h phone I t ill lit ifUimmn hy Ui t t i iilu hti JM X-Repor- Thoughts HERALD-JOURNA- L ft . t S ' ni ' ,, , i Dil s in ii. r I '1 of dMmj FIRST CHOICE Change now to correct RPM for winter grade of driving exactly right for smooth engineperformance and battery protection. -- STANDARD OIL COMPANY OF CALIFORNIA I |