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Show THE PAGE TWO. The IIERALD-JOURNA- Francis services of weie held in the Vrer.ton ward Wednesday. Cliff Wiser of the Trenton ward hthnpric conducted the services. 1 ravers were by Joseph Peterson of Corrush and C. E. Layton of halt Lake. Musical numbers were two quartets by Merlin ard Lee iser and R. E ButCottle, Cliff ler A vocal sola by Mrs. Augusta Mortensen Baiky of Logan and a PM.no selection George by Mrs Funeral T Price 5 cents a copy. By mall. In Cache Valley, a year; outside Cache Valley, 5.00 a year. By carrier, 40 cents a month, 3 50 a year. Member United Press, NBA Service, Western Proclaim Features and The Scripps League of Newspapers. Liberty chra Entered as second-clas- s matter at the postoffice ail the land at March B, The Lib- 1879.Logan, Utah, under the act of congress, erty Beil. 2.50 ' ' ! The speakers who spoke words and told of the noble character and integrity of Mr. Mortensen were: V alter D. Cottle, J. Elmer Hobson, Frank A Bybee. Bishop Archie J. Har-- 1 per. Bartlett W Dalton of Price, Utah and Saul E. Hyer of Lewiston. interment was in the Lewiston Cemetery. The grave was dedicated by George T. Hyde of Downey, Idaho. Francis Ipson Mortensen was born in Parowan, Utah on January 5, 1869, the son of Anders J iryen Mortensen and Wiihelmlna Cnmtina Ipson. His parent Denmark and from crossed the plains and first settled in Salt Lake City fie lived in Purow.m until he jwas 16, then his father thud and the remainder of the family As moved to Mmiassa, Colorado. bis mother was a cripple she and tor two younger children went on the train and he went by wagon V ben he he renehed M.tnussn l .tr ied that his mother had been dead and buried a week. In the fall of 188 he helped haul the first logs to begin build-leHe w is in Sanford, Colorado present and helped set the first In Sanford October 1892 post in he came, to Salt IkUte., Jig , wa present at the dedication 6fThe of comfort if a war DOES get started in Europe, it will be ONE thing,boon to the humorists and funny column writers. great old jokes of the World all the out able to haul be will They use them and again. This will not them up war, furbish only save them a lot of work, but base the public by, perhaps, getting rid of the annual American classic about the janitor putting ice in the furnace. Rebuilding the old jokes wouldnt be hard For instance, you could tell one about the sergeant of n Flammenwerfers, who barked at his the First And the voice from the rear rank company: Eyes right that replied: If you is, its the first time youse been right for years. Somewhere or other, too, there must be a good gag in the Czechs probably something about Czech and Trobably about the unruly soldier who was usually chosen to go on desperate missions and always came back because 'he was .a bad Czech . . . Well, its crude, but you get the idea.' Then there will be the one about Mussolini finally getlookting up to the front line on an inspection trip. cullAfter will him, old we wags ing at the carnage, II Dure, as e Is this a private vvar, or um "be reported as asking: get in on it? The new war songs, weli bet, will be pretty terrible. One of them will be: It's a long way to Irschzywicz, with a sneezing chorus. Another is sure to he: I love you, no foreign foe shall have yuli! It looks like a tossup which would be the worse: A new war, or the new jokes and songs about it. bi'-ho- I Jugo-Slavia- double-chec- k. ; Oh, I havent the nerve t& go borrow from the neighbors the very first bight werre here.' commission to find out inmates don't like it a; ITLL BE BROWN, EH? people Who decide such things say that THE mysterious will be the prevailing color for mens shoes, suits, shirts and hats this fall- Anyone who doesnt wear leper, looked upon with brown will become a sort of so , loathing by his For some years, we have been trying to work out a rule about fashions predictions, but to date the only one we have decided on is that nobody pays any attention to them. in the Along about this time of the' year, stories appear or newspapers saying that the Master Tailors, of America or wear will men decided pinstripes that have else somebody pegtops or periwigs in the coming winter. For some weeks of thereafter, we always go about looking for evidences men's obedience to these dictates. But nothing ever happens. Men keep on wearing the old ties cravats to the shiny blue serges, the familiar polka-do- t there a daredevil and Here oxfords. fashioneers and black sort of fellow will come out in spats and a cane, or stick a men just tiny feather in the band of his Fedora. ( But most old in same on the way. 'go Not long ago, some government statistician got up some charts showing that the average man only buys a suit every two years, anyway. And a lot of them have discoveied that coat it will last for years d if they buy a blue, and years all they have to do is buy a pair of $3.95 gray pants to go with it every decade or so. the Against that sort of thing, what chance havehas of getAbout as much as a Republican home loan the from AAA or $200 the with a ting job fellow-American- s. double-breaste- 5 admin-istration- .- one. Well, anyway, if you buy a new suit, get a Drown make to somebody these around all days We should rally fashion-decre- e expert happy, and it must be years since a him took who seriously. found anyone really I SCIENCE NEWS j Keeping Up To Date j C. A. Jacobson,- of West Virginia university, has developed a r.cw chemical 3ubstance which he calls silica black. This new substance made by mixing together finely divided coal and siliceous material such as diatomite. The mixture is then heated in the absence of air at a temperature ranging between 650 and 1100 deThe resulting grees centigrade. is divided into three powder grades, the finest being 19 per cent pure carbon, 75.6 per cent eilica and 6.5 per cent oxides, sllicides of sulphides aluminum, metals. and other iron, This silica black mixes well, readily absorbs oil, and h3 a spreading quality that makes it admtrably suited for a pigment in so inks and paints, printer's forth. Because it adheres readily to objects, it can also be utilized as a carrier tor insecticides, in wood graining and othei industrial art such. as leather tinting. - . BRIGHT MOMENTS tvrant'" Ro-t.i- grand-daughter- s, Inoculations for d'pr heria of will begin ty sihool students announce. Monday according to an L. Hanson, Pient today by Dr E. city physn lan. The doctor and school nurse, have arM'ss Vet a Khngman .o ranged the following schedule be at the various schools in the City to mnovulate the pupilsWilson Monday. October 22. sOiool from 11 a.m, to 12 noon. Tuesday, October 23. It oodruff school, from 11 am. to 12 noon and from 1 p m. to 2 p m. ednesday. October 24, Benson school, from 11 a m. to 12 noon. ebster, U ednesday. October 24, I pm. to 2 p.m. Monday, October 29, E!li3 school, II am. to 12 noon. Tuesday, October 30, Whittier, 11 a.m. to 12 noon. In making the announcement Di. Hanson issued the following c V statement: "At this season of the I YRTKIDGK SUICIDE M" rxiVER-KOKCROF- U 19 -- partridge committed suicide at Arthur Dyer's home by ertmhing A year the Logan city schools are promoting their annual vaccination and inoculation program against smallrespectively. pox and diphtheria, People tend to overlook the need lor preventative medicine in times when there is very little illness of thiu kind. However, it is due to the fact that these preventative measures are carried on that we have so few eases of m our communities. d.pthena "1 hese measures preventative should not be neglected simply because easts are rare at the present time, and there should be no let up in our efforts to prevent these diseases when possible. "Tne City Board of Health has always supported these progiarns ai.d urges people at th.s tune to excellent akc advantage of the measures for diseases j reventutive a arc being earned on, by thu rity school system." smal!-ioxan- MARQUETTE AVERAGE 1835 MILWAUKEE (' t9 Marquette imivc; shy's average football player this fall Is 1854 pounds in weight, a fraction under six feet li height Itnti us 20 1.3 . years of FORESTRY STAFF MONDAY d Di. Robery P. McLaughlin has appo'ored to the position rf Assistant yrofessor of Forestry at been Utahr Slate Agriculture' colby action of the hoard of trustees of the college in their the lege, ' i Wednesday monthly rnee oe Dr. McLaughlins appointment a came as result cf the 230 per cent increase in enrollment giving a total registration of 20 students The in the School of Forestry new faculty member graduated from the University of Idaho in 1925, with a Bachelors Degree in Forestry', and has also attended Yale university, where he attained the Master's and Doctor's Degree in Forestry. has had conDr. MeLaughlin siderable Paid experience, and in addit'on has previously taught c urses Jn Forestry at Michigan State college, and the University of Minnesota. The work covered by the new of faculty member will consist handling courses m Tree Identdi-catioof Methods Hand"r.g Woodlands, and Fire Protection. is a senior Dr. McLaughlin member of the Society of American Foresters; a member cf the Bntannical Society of America, pnd of the American Forestry He has published association. Bfver-i- l articles in the field of Wood Technology. FALSE ALARM ire SPRINGFIELD, Mass, to see the Fire Department in action resulted in the arrest of Jarvis and Mrs. Mrs. Florence Florence Qumlnn on charges of ringing a false lire alarm. The women toll court rff trials they had no malicious intent,- trot merely y.ar.tc- to "see a little U'.ni-Des- ment, j i IRATE -- UlL. '"Suit was WILL REMODEL PHONE TNER ? Sl'ES CACHE EXHIBIT filed against the M S. Telephone and y Telegraph com-pun- j L, j t today by 7. Zxym-wjs- Zidi 1576 Dan-!- ? draff Drive. " Mr. makes Zxymwlsk the charge that the telephone must grudge be- him against cause 't always puts nis name at the very end of tlie directory. , company have a more and Girls are coming n.ore to dress like boys, we are told, but we have yet to hear of a who could dress like the college boy who recently got up at 7:58 and made an S o'clock co-e- class. POME OF PAY DAY Twinkle, twinkle, Little check, Mondayll see you Gone, by heck! Cabbago is friendly. try to cook cabbage in the hall to viaU the neighbors. ABIGAIL APPLES M CE KEZ: - Its wise woman who nev er laughs at her husliaml be f o r e breakfast." Plans for the completion of the Cache county exhibit .at the- statd capitol build tig have been progressing for the past two weeks, under the direction of the advertising comm'Uee of the chamber of commerce, who have been working with members of the Cache county and Logan city commissions. The new exhibit will contain sketches by Everett Thorpe and bine prints by K. C. Schaub. These wll be preccnted for the approval of tho committees within a short time, it was learned today. Cache county is one of the few counties in the state that does not have its exhibit at the state capitol complete and officials of the state have insisted that this be rectified. Cache county was one of the first counties in the state to prepare a county exhibit khen this feature was first established. When the silver service, for the Utah battleship was returned to Utah, the secretary of state asked that Cache county relinquish its exhibit space for the silver service and a mrger space would be provided for the county exhibit. The work on this new exhibit has not been completed since the change was made. - C. world-tourin- Smash All Sales of C. leader To Speak In In died 1821, Whn Napoleon Beethoven dug into his pile of A picture postcard from a g IxOgan manuscripts and brought forth his father to his son at the famous "Funeral March," saying IISAC: Leonard Read, manager of the simply: "Seventeen years ago I This is the cliff from which western division of the U.S. Chamcomposed the music for this the Spartans used to throw their ber of Commerce, will meet with defective children. Wish you were directors and officers and comhere. Dad," mittee on national legislation of FI FAT Alll CERTIFICATE the Logan Chamber of Commerce SALT LAKE CITY, Utah ilU'i AUTUMNAL ODE Fnday, October 26 The com Richard Montgomery, ID, knows Ye thirsty, rejoice. Mi'tce has received referendum all about keeping his good health Now thait winter la hero; National number 67 from the and what to do in ease of injury. Tho einoty the liask. Chamber of Commerce. This deals He recently completed the United I Theres a nip in the air. v.ith federal expenditures. A eare- -' States Bureau of Mines first aid il study of the referendum will course. But he was in bed when is the science of he made and then votes will be Penology the certificate was presentod to cowding 1900 men into a prison sent for or against the various him. He had chtckenpox. ,, bqdt .for 900, then appointing a propositions., A. H. PALMER & SONS CO. PHONE V v -- . One big day of value giving...See Mondays papers for. sensational offerings -- V BEGIN At dinner. Little Homer eating with his fingers, I do, as punishment, send him away from the table, but as he doth leave, he noth murmur, Oh, boloney! nhieh doth Irk me vastly, and I do eh isi- - hint about the room, being of a minde to larrup the lad, but ho noth eseae, and 1 dj knock over one of Dame Howdy, folks! This must be Briny's bridge lamps, wliieh doth We see 1.8 bill colpayday. give nic g reate joy, indeed, for lectors lurking outside our ofit was ever an abomination of fice door. desolation, as spoken of by Jeremiah the Prophet. And so back to Ltl Gee Gee, th' office vamp, dinner. mz: "Kissing is a dangerous habit, but aint it grand if you live thru riease remit. . it'"' When you an apartcomposed the ment it soon gets up and down con- a t- DOCTOR ADDED TO INOCULATIONS TO . J Beethoven had and "Eroica" symphony, sidered It one of his best works. At the time, he had Intended to dedicate it to Napoieon, but when the news of the building of the French empire under Napoleon's guiding hand reached him, he tore it up, and passionate Republican tnat he was, shrieked: ''My hero 1934. why the HOMER BREWS DIARY fashion-de- ciders? 20, Salt Lake temple In 1893 he entered school at the L-- S. college. He graduated from the LD8. college with the clai of 189s and was chosen valedictorian. In the tpung of ls&8 he receivedtaber-- ar membership ticket in the icle choir as a tenor singer. That fall he accepted a position as school teacher in Kaysville. It was while he was here teaching tnat be became acquainted with Mary Ann Hyde whom he married October 11, lodd in the Salt Lake temple They lived in Kaysville until May. 1903 when they moved - Salt Lake whre he taught school for a number of years m the LDS business college. He was tne second ward clerk in the alerioo ward for a number of years. He took a very active part in the dramas and musical plays in the ward. In the spring of 1915 he moved to Trenton where he worked m the real estate Djsmess. In the fall of 1920 he was made post i uater, the position he held at the tone of his death. Since coming into the Trenton ward he has ht on active m the Sunday school. Mutual and has served as choir leader for ten years. He was a rii mber of the high priests quorum and has been, a member of the Bennon stake genealogical oammittee for a number of years Ho,! survived bv his wife, Mary A. Mortensen, two sons, M and b Hyde Mortensen, one daughter, Mrs. Maunne Peek all of md three Trenton. i g uny-on- SO, '.son Mortensen Noble. HORRORS OF WAR, CONTD. Jugo-Slavi- . FOR TRENTON MAN Published every weekday afternoon by the Cache Valley Newspaper Co, at TS West Center street, Lcgan, Utah. Telephone 50. - OCTOBER FUNERAL IS HELD By George Clark SIDEGLANCES HERALD-JOURNA- L SATURDAY, LOGAN, UTAH, L, , . . 460 Celebrate With Utah State a Aggie, Homecoming Nov, tilth 186 North Main r OCTOBER 24th |