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Show THE II E R A L D - J 0 PAGE TWO. The U R N A HERALD-JOURNA- L HILLBILLY Published every weekday afternoon by the Cache Valley Newspaper Co., at 75 West Center street, Lcg&n, Utah. Telephone 50. From The Hills Price 5 cents a copy. By mall, in Cache Valley, a yaar; outside Cache Valley, $5.00 a year. By carrier, to cents a month, $3 50 a year. Member United Press, NBA Service, Western Proclaim Features and The Scripts League of Newspapers. Liberty thru Entered as second-clas- s matter at the postoffice all the land The lib- at Logan, Utah, under the act of congress, March S, i- - erty Belt 1878. ENI) THIS OCEAN-MAI- to dislodge the greedy fingers THE administration, trying nay American steamship owners from the tional treasury, lays bare a fantastic story as it works to revamp the smelly contracts by which the get millions every year for practically nothrng. A prohe in Washington brings out that during the war 220 ships cost the American taxpayer half a billion dollars. After the war, somebody kindly wrote down their value to C4 millions. didnt even pay that Hut the ridiculous price. They got the ships for a nominal 41 millions and they didnt pay that, even. They paid about 14 millions and gae notes for the rest. The public lost coilwr-butto- FICTION J. Horace Bunion, literary critic. Altho be hiui been writing book re iew for 2(1 years, Mr. Bunion has never used the expre- HTKA.NG F.K THAN This in half-empt- ship-operato- rs ssions, 18G million dollars. Today, steamship owners owe their government 94 millions despite huge mail bonuses. Since 1828 they have received 120 millions for carrying mail that, at the regular rates would have brought them only 15 millions. And before present contracts run out they will have been paid 300 millions about ten times what they have earned Of course, such fantastic contracts should he canceled. The air mail contracts, which WERE canceled, were good bargains for the taxpayers beside these incredible ocean mail agreements. Furthermore, the American merchant marine should he run by seamen, and not by financiers; it should be unrated by people who know something about s and running ships, instead of by desks. behind mahogany sitting Our merchant fleet will never la a success until it has to float on its own Iwittoms and fight for its existence as other unsulsidi'ed businesses have to. As long as its operation depends on men who think in terms of treasury-garb- s instead of in terms of cargo movements and efficient handling, it will be a failure. Cancel those contracts! light-fingere- d "signifi- cant, thrillini!, "an epic of mod ern life or a saga of the soil." ship-operato- rs about lot of ijuiet quiet when roll under A m Football Note: The liiger her chrysanthemum, the less interest she takes in the game. STEAL! L Howdy, folk! dnMwni aren't their Uie bureau. A collegian Today's Definition: is a man who has acquired the of asking successfully technique for a cigaret. FUSION REVISED Needles and pins, needles and pins. When a man buys a new shirt His trouble begins. Joe Bungstarter interest in the team, as he says man himself. He's a graduate Institute, class of takes a great USAC footba'! he is a college of the Keeley 08. ABIGAIL APPLESAUCE SEZ: Men are just bonus-grabbe- rs figure-juggler- ARE YOU INVENTIVE? with long hair and a small bottle came A GENTLEMAN into the office today and asked us to hold out a thumbs either thumb. What has become of the man who couldn't feel comfortable at home with his shoes on? COLLI IMiE POME Shed a tear for a poor iittle fronh, Alas, he discovered too late When he signed up fur six eight o'clock That each date, was a class, not a On Sunday we prefer the automobile to a visit to the movies. Better sitting in line than standing. HOMER SKEWS DIARY Karlie up, and to taking my morning caiisthenicks, bending at the waist, waving my arms hither and thither and hopping up and anon Dame Brew, ciewn; and doth say: mighty sarcastick, Listen, zany, if you wish exercise, how about starting the furnace tyre, chopping some kindling and basement 2 out the sweeping which doth irk me vastly, hut I do retort Oh, skip it! (a phrase 1 did learne from Little Homer) and it doth make Dame Brew mighty wroth, so that I de repeat Oh, skip it! several times, until the prettie creature do be frantick, when I do dash out of the house, not wishing to be hashed, heaven protect me, by a broomstick! And so to the We complied at once. The gentleman then poured over the thumb a green liquid, out of the bottle. The thun, grew warm, right away. What is it? we asked. The gentleman corked the bottle and smiled. mixture for Its an thumbs, he said. That just goes to show you that you cant discourage the great American talent for inventiveness. Somewhere, today, somebody is probably inventing something that will employ J00,()00 men, start a new industry and enable Wall Street to get the $10, 0(H), 000 the inventor ought to have. (Gosh, were cynical today!) Anybody can think of a dozen things just screaming to be invented. As has been pointed out before, there still is a lack of something to wrap cellophane in. And there should be some sort of a gadget you could put on a furnace making it imDump No Rubbish. possible for father or mother to operate it. This would null- MARKET AGREEMENTS AID amendment and put the kiddies to useful ify the child-labLOS ANGELES (U P Marketing work. agreements under the Agricultural Adjustment Act have added $5, Another useful invention would be an attachment for 500,000 to the incomes of Calirefornia producers of nuts, fruit and politicians and candidates. Each candidate would be declared A. G. Salter, quired to wear one. When he opened his mouth, a bee would vegetables, farm adviser for the University fly ire sting him violently. This would help the of California. 67 Approximately per cent of the agricultural inlu3u.e, too. of the state depends upon Oh there are any number of inventions needed. And come the growers of these products, to needed take them to be one of the Salter may prove any thing pointed out Under the mar. keting and licensing agreements, America off its feet and put it into new automobiles. received by the producers prices window are increased Somebody may even invent an interurban-ea- r while the market that can be opened. You cant tell. prices are stabilized. anti-free- ze hitch-hiker- s WANTED well-nlg- n or bee-raisi- ENGLAND STARTS OVER THE TOP EXPERIENCED girl wants work! Oil. in home. Inquire 110-town neighborhood. Aiihough 1 PRICE paid for veal o,ncl do no readme, no writing. HIGHEST h.and Hogs. Phone Ssrj-- J. 026 rd!y follow through on a simple for t'A o minutes, or get WHEAT, oats, and barfey. Phon: tnrhour1 undisturbed sleep to-- g 890--J. N5 ther yet I did not call the po-- WHEAT and barley. Thatcher-ilorrcl- l, i.F.r-i- t of all I am enough ie Phone 284 company. of a hill billy even in town, to 015 mind my own business and settle WANTS housework. Phone my own troubles myself, and sec- GIRL 1292-OH. ondly I was profoundly sorry for 'he dog' Experienced typist wishes employ' 010. The dog was having a tougher ment. Phone 1292-time of it than I was, at least HOUSEWORK afternoon every wa-n I t tied up on a rope half and all day Saturday. Call 82U-as long a my-l- f, with a couple OS of chs sitting six feet away sneer-i.- v WANTED to buy small home in at me. Then too. the pup had been Logan. Write Box PJ, Herald-Journa- l. OlCl etlviged from the pound and so is aped the lethal i hamber and life, even at the end of a short lope, is better than the fertilizer at. But I am s' rry for big dogs in town: big dogs need room to GOOD COAL at reduced prices Call 3 Vi S 1st E. N9. irowl. They belong in the hills where they ton work out their ONE SADDLE, one Oliver Sulky A small dog. if given a plow, bargain prices. i29 West destiny ; hance to exercise, is worth-whil- e Fourth South. 09. if there are kids in the family MODERN home, cornet, shotgun, All dogs in town are a nuisance rifle. Inquire second house east to theie neighbors, but in town of stadium. 013. we have to bear and forbear and I r the sake of the onions, carrots, pojoy that a dog CABBAGE, a boy a fellow should for- tatoes. Ernest L. Morgan. Ihone fves his 591-J020. give neighbors dog considerable. EIGHT room house, 2H acres. ' I was picking a town dog If Also H acre piece. 812 East think it would be a Boston bull, Ninth North. 012, i r sme f ort of a terrier. A POTATOES, assorted even Fcottie is a great guy, he is so BLISS 90c. E. D. Hogan. Phone size, durn he has such 93'l-012. I. rdlv waddle, he has such a i rams. Yearling ;. uinry little glint of dry humor LAMBOUILLET Phone 692 J 2. in his eye and he is so dratted Oil smart TW0SH0TGUNS W.U sell or BUT there is no sense of ever trade. Phone 8'0-J- , 0,1 having a dog that either barks FOUR WHEEL TRAILER, ready er howls, I mean a dog that does to go. S2o (ki. l'hone 192-Old. it fur houis at a stretch. Either the dog is being abused, or else WIENER PIGS. H. R. Hansen, 870 East Second North. he requires a bit of instruction Oil. irto the arts of urban existence. L. C. Smith typewriter, recondiSometime I'm going to abide tioned; a real buy. G. C. Robinin the hills every day in the year, Central hotel, phone 1235. Oil. when I do manage that 1 have son, at least nine dogs and seven tom FOUR head good work horses. C. J. Anderson, Clarkston or cots; until then I will not do Trenton. O10. the dog the injustice of living half the time in town and probably APPLES, ail varieties. Free from worms, O.tc up. 375 N. Main, neing an object of pity himself und a source .of petty annoyance l'hone 90-09. to the neighbors. CHOICE CELERY for sale at 464 Canyon Road. 015. SPUREBRED COCKERELfor breeding purposes. Phone 1191-09. 1926 Oidsmobile good condition, 298 East Second gor d tires. South ois. Classified Ads WANT AD RATES I FOR SALE I 1 t, gram opposite guns tb smaller th th' caliber, bigger th bore, 1934. 9 Herald-Journ- al For four days now a poor, lo', !y j.oIkc hound has been howling h,s soi rowful head off in the $2.5o , TUESDAY, OCTOBER I, LOGAN, UTAH, 11 THE OLD J. TIMER " RECALLS-- - For each Insertion one cent per fur one week, live cents Word, HERALD-JOURNA- INFORMATION DEPT L ALS BIKE and SPORTING per word; tor one month, 15 cents Minimum per word. charge for first Insertion 15 cents. All want ads must be paid la advance. Call SO and a messenger will come and get and reyour advertisement mittance. GOODS CO Watch for announcement of Als Bike Shops big buck contest, $100.00 in prizes. ALS BIKE and SPOUTING GOODS CO. 0-2- 9. LEONARD LEGAL RATE MATHEWS PAINTING, Phone 350. Fen cents per line per Insertion. PAPER DECORATING, HANGING. (0-1- 5) RADIO SALES AND SERVICE LOST & FOUND Our radio sendee department is fully equipped to take care of repairs on all makes of machines. Dealers in Philco and P.CA radios for home and office. Thatcher LOST Small silver debating med- -' 010. E 1st N. LOST Holstein heifer yearling from pasture in Benson ward. Brand 5 on right hip. tag in right ear. Vaughan Richardson, Smithfield. Phone 162. 013. LOST Yellow baby buggy wheel, recently, between Hyde Park and Logan. Return to Herald-Journa- l. 172 Music, 12 West Center. Phone 536. (D12) TYPEWRITERS Royal standard and portable machines. Let us give you a demonstration of the latest in typewriters. Service for all makes. George B. Everton at Everton and Sons. N-- l. 010. LOST By mistake, two bundles of clothes were placed in wrong car in Logan Saturday evening. 010. Finder please call 50. Tel. LOST Wurlitzer trumpet. 896-010 FARM LOANS J. I ARSON DIOXIDE WELL ' IN - NEW LIBERAL TERMS EL Paso, Tex. (UR) A new of producing 648 999 feet carbon dioxide gas has been brought in at McIntosh, N. M where a dry ice plant is being established to produce 15 tons of well ice per REDUCED RATES day. NO DELAY NO RED TAPE Gordan Creek COAL. UTAH MORTGAGE LOAN Remember that name and the City Coal Company and your heating problem will be solved economically this winter. NOW while coal is dry is the time to fill up the bin. CORPORATION ESTABLISHED 1892 Nut a Clinker In a Carload CITY COAL CO. PIIONE South Main TrTVtHf1K7jJULruX-u-U- FOR RENT OR SALE Newly decorated homes. Also apartment. Close in. Adults 09. only. 136 W 1st N. October 8, 1929 A big electric 3o ACRES of alfalfa J. pasture. slcrm last night during which W. Quayle, Jr, 711 West 10th nearly an inch of water fell, North. 09 , loosed a huge rock from the cliffs above Devils Gate in Logan canUNFURNISHED yon and washed out approximately 10 feet of the huge square FIVE room house. W. J. Harrison, Richmond. Phene 9R-08. water flume of the Utah Power and Light company. HOMES. Phone 010. Howard a surprise Ehmke, pitcher put into the World Series FURNISHED at the last moment by wily old LARGE APARTMENT to depend- Connie Mack, defeated the Chi261 N 3rd E. able party 09. cago Cubs today, 3 to 1, striking out 13 Natoinal League batters rr.d giving the Philadelphia Athletics a victory in the opening ANNOUNCING OF OPENING game. AND CLARINET, October 9 The Athletics won the SAXOPHONE studio at Thatcher Music store second game of the World Series, Conducted by Flcyd Larson, studefeating the Cubs, 9 to 3. dent of Jascha Gurewich, emihitch-hikPaul Heneck, and nent New York soloist. Phone citizen of the world, died in a 536. N6. local hospital yesterday from Injuries received three LIVESTOCK WANTED days ago v.hen a car in which he was ridHighest paid for useless ing ran off the paved highway a and freshly price dead horses and catrule south of the North Cache tle. Call 11R-Hyrum Exchange high school. D1 Paradise Fish Hatchery. October 10 Policeman W. M. Rogers was shot in the neck and 23 FOOT RHUBARB LEAF A G. Jackson, messenger of the OAKVILLE, Wash. il.Pi Utah State National bank was Wheaton, farmer, raised aGeorge rhuovercome by a tear bomb by two barb plant that outshades trees. rcbbeis who escaped witt $32,000 The circumference of its leaf is n cash which was being taken to 28 feet The stalk measures the Federal Reserve bank at . around. South Temple and State streets in Salt Lake City today. I SCIENCE NEWS j I 123 Insurance Abstracts Bonds Title Insurance Logan, Utah 019 LOGAN rr FIVE YEARS AGO n - UTAH ' o 881-Y- Miscellaneous KZJXJ er TEN YEARS AGO October 10, 1924-Washington Senators defeated the New York Giants, 4 to 3, to win tfce World Series. 4 games to 3; today. The game went 12 innings, Walter Johnson pitching the last four for ashington. The TWENTY YEARS AGO October 10. 1914 P. A. C. Pedersen was elected as student body president of the B.Y.C. today. He will fill the position left vacant w hen Nathan Tolman failed to . return to school. THIRTY YEARS AGO October o, 1904 The Utah won their second game of the season by defeating Salt Lake 5 to ngh school at Logan 0 Captain Madsen wastoday, the star fo: the Aggies. They won their first game from Ogden high school a week ago, 21 to 0. Ag-g;- ! BRIGHT MOMENTS In Great Lives f 1 Diogenes, the fameus Greek philosopher, was a man of few ptrsonal wants. He lived simply, and while utterly despising his fellow men, for their want of and their resourc-fuli.-nevertheless had a warm spot in his heart for mankind. His fame spread, and one day as Alexander the Great, the famous soldier, was passing through Corinth, be sought out Diogenes to talk to him. After some little time, Alexander I preceive, Diogenes, that said: you are in want of many things; and I shall be happy of an opportunity of assisting you: ask what you will. "Retire a little to one side then, said Diogenes, you are depriving me of th- - rays cf the sun. GROWERS TO .ADVERTISE SALEM. Ore. T H Oregon wal rut growers today indorsed s. rational advertising campaign to ii crease the sales of walnuts and eut down the surplus. j ! Keeping Up To Date The The U. S. Department of Agriculture has made some astounding discoveries relating to plant grewth and the amount of water necessary to produce abundant crops of various kinds of grains and forage. Among other things, it has been found that in order to produce one pound of alfalfa hay, 750 pounds of water must be pumped through the plant. And, by way of comparison, in order to raise-crop of fine forage, the amount of. water required would cover the ground to a deptb of twenty inches. And. in some territories, as much as thirty inches of water would be needed because of the loss due to evaporation from the soil. Department of Agriculture engineers have found that the same crops needed various amounts of water in various sections of the The variation is country. for in the climatic difg ferences of the sectkns of this country. In dry, arid country, all pliuiLs need more water than in cooler, more temperate sections. In the land where twenty inches of water to produce a five-to- n crop of alfalfa, it takes twelve inches for corn or beets, sixteen inches fi r potatoes and nine inches for soup beans. 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