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Show 'VT'gs.sV1ut f rnn PAGE FOUIJ The Newspaper a C.' - y JZXXT'o y mail $5 00 .fie year. Epcial TCiilman Nicoil &400Rothman, N. . ket St. Chicago, Tremont St; Detroit, 601 ?, 'e i s ji 1 Y? ,. v jP" rft'rK,luiiu Jjlwrty throughout tho land vL- t&T 1 HE 1 III Til QUICK Neither this newspaper, nor any of its atoi kholdcrs or officials has any connection whatever, utility, real estate promotion or other directly or indirectly, With any polite nl party, public dt voted solely to disinterested public service. business except the publication of Humor - Howdy, folks! Tomorrow is the day the thorobreds race in the Kentucky Derby. There are Just two good bets: . 1: Bet that It rains. 2: Don't bet. There is one sure way, however, to C'ake money on the Derby. Read which horse the sport eds favCr, and bet against It. - o o- . o DEMAND HUSBANDS I justice ! . den n e t ( ! This in Abner J. Poprern, presi- o of the Husbands Fntecttfi As- every candidate mast prove that be h a s forced, hit wife, by ar--g u m e n t or threats, to give hint an even share of the closet hooks in his home. e e In these days of synthetic food substitutes, it is conmimg to know that there is one useful article that cannot be synthesized any further. We refc? to bash. I INTERESTING FACTS When a congressman drawsI (inlate Me shell. It Is almost possible to tell him from a I peanut.- r o that Leading euonomlsts bow say more the currency should be made H -- elastic. Hew stoat r mare' adhesive at Ah H r; a mile .WmeT e Lot's wife, who looked back and turned into a pillar of salt, has 0thing on Li'l dee Gee. Driving to the office yesterday, she looked back and turned into a telephone , In this election year, with all the pbhticlans gabbling of thnr voices, at the idea not to take its a g all they say too literally Heres why: Although figures don't he, liars still f.gure Most government statistics are fairly accurate, although some of those are juggled, especially figures on unemployment. But the deductions drawn (t P given by the USDA are as follows. cool, Hogs- - Receipts, IcolljWotnl , . Actors are 532 for maiket, 113137direct, 137 to to Anaheim nntury.-u.ilThe Swanston packers, packnumb, r ' 13." whistling in dresr-ir- packers and 128 to Pomona $3 er:; fully steady; top, 7(1 for one rooms, put175 also load pounds; on hats averaging ting few lots diivems, 1H0 to 200 pounds Ixdi, walking un dor ladders and MII.LF.R j j suffered from and doctors told a niu.it.il S.c nlL. Slide, Denver, Colo, r.iilroud brikcman, there was no her r dowry, he shot his wife, Maude, 47, old iHilne cruls wiii use figures to snow g low-cla- ilk-h- g --"- hours after killing" Shat;-- , who Is , w years out, in the top He Is in dcture, shot hnnseU. erioux condition but probably will rioter hikI face murder charges sn-iw- TRIP years qurt given at Hotel Astoc. Polity r.Hnv Mmj fOP!uUrCS of ;he Metroplitan have been reduced approximately 50 per cent within he last ybar, President Frederick H. Ecker told the company mana-ter- s at the dosing session. This is i good sign, he deciured, that the business and general conditions ire brightening up. Mr. I'rows went to the convention as manager of the Cache district which is in the lead in 'iins over 666 Pacific activity coast division districts of the company. The Cache district ranked as one of the first 10 in the nation since the first of the year, it was shown at the conclave.' At Chicago, Mr. Prows joined the rest of the Pacific coast group. Before going to New York in a special train, they visited the Shenandoah caves in Shenandoah valley, Pennsylvania and Virginia, toured the Virginia apple country and visited Harpers Ferry and Washington, D. C., and vicinity. The return journey was made via Albany and Chicago. play the opening night all have dire conxequen f ' HOORAY! . HOOKA Y! Sing hn! fee balmy weather . . ,uh And JeBy picnic days Whan rensptag little boys sit down Well, of course, it DOES seem the meyonnaiae! as if it would be nice to get - lpM iway and just laze along through We don't know how the 'Kenand months and years lie days tucky Derby is going to come out, on some tropic isle but we're willing to bet that the but man is born to sorrow Rort writers describe the grandand probably he'd be just as stand ns a shrieking mass of s innappy under the frenzAed humanity. in is under the trolley wires he long run ' YE DIARY you can't escape your fate Betimes w towns, where do by tunning away from it wages M ehanngs that Blue Bov -a This deth win the Kentucky Derby; iv. ellAND, LISTEN: coud only I pray Heaven that Dame be runcountry if It and maybe tor deth learn naught of the -- he best 'reasonably thing to do "is stick Lard! if 1 do win, she see if we can't get around and the monies for a jacket ef fur, aad If I do lose, she will some better operators next Nowest: "I teld you so! I told you vember, A pox on the prattle el Joe Bungstanoi collided with an creature! Austin car this morning. He said Today's Memory Test: Can you he saw it coming, but thought it name eight members of the 1931 was a fly on his windshield. football team? Six? No hits, no runs, 18,735 errors. Two? Neither can we! Chuik Reixner n UNTIL HE DIED ,, ' tC Teamwork between a Malt and its user is absolutely neces sary to get results. Because it is made by and for ex perts, BUDWEISER users know they can depend upon this malt over and over again. Have your dealer deliver BUD WE1SER and watch BUDWEISER deliver the goods. 3 lbs. in the big red can light or dark. AN HEUSER f Jr A Vr' Z 'X Budhreisei? MALT BUSCH " ' " Choicest Fruits and Vegetables - to Specials Ser Sat. May 7th, 1932 ErstJecmty (Pay r- r- - - : ". v-2- ttw hi'L '.v Step Ihjj r SUIP Red and White 2 5 E E ) Step MirasiR sa - Chicken, Vegetable, Oxtail, Vegetable Enduring success, is won step by step upward, i 10c Beef, Tomato Vegetable, Beef and Pea, ntbo true of Saving as well as otlier worthwhile accomplishments. Successful savers set a 'definite financial goal to reach, regulate their Stride according to their capacity and then plod along step by 6tep with - tThis is 'deposits in ' their Savings Bank Accounts, step by step financially if you Save For A too, can advance V jSuiiny Day tlie First Security jWay. Our Savings Officer will be glad tQ ' I jJTofi, explain, f CRACKERS Lb. Caddie Salted CRACKERS 13 Lb. GRAHAM CRACKERS 12 Caddie HONEY Exceptional Valiiof SODA VIUBEK OF THE FIRST SpCVRITt 1. Wings of the. morning! H(2 purchase of one can at Regular Price making fine coffee exclusively . the only way fine things Ak,.aJaa.a! nuuiiwuiivti c f specializes in LOUIS ITciniMftC SoUQJp PQf can Red and White With i the c?ily coffee roaster in ST Springs I IM I i fl Thats , - old-tim- e f s zvho - -- ,v jf In order 1o moie thoroughly acquaint our cuhlomers with the wonderful quality of BED and WtlllK SOUlS Me offer this week a Special One Cent Sale on BHD and WHITE TOMATO SOU!'. 1 America -- , makes a never unliss an pa of his is in a mob scene, or is playing a ihtufleur or bhtitr or some im or fart. They were boy hood friends Then one day Reisner saw his pal marching tn a circus parade "Come on, guy!" his friend shoutThey trouped ed. Reisner went together in circuses and vaudeville circuits for years Then came wont and Reisner Hollywood, make a picture without saying "Come on, guy! Luke Cosgravc was the star of his own stock company when James Cruze joined it as a super. He is In every Cruze picture, but he plays important parts for he is an exceptionally fine actor. pic ure . is X vT HIS Of I' A I palm-tree- ... tl-- Teamwork An actor who had played for years with Henry G. De Mille was seen in every one of Cecil De Mille's pictures until the veteran trouper died a few years ago. Clarene Burton holds the record for appearances in De Mille He has playpictures, however ed in 54 of the 57 which the director has made He just happened to be working somewhere else when the other three were shooting, or he would have been in all of them. And Raoul Walsh is his own He plays a good luck piece. M4TJ Rt part In every picture he directs SCHOOLS ( LOSE Sometimes a big one. like the SALT LAKE CITY, May 6 (1,'D marine iu "Sadie Thompson, but Trsr.l.c chGu.3 tnc.Uiici tneir iu these later years since he lost work here today after eight one eye he usually may be seen r months of work. somewhere in a mob scene. a Save foraSurmyifatijhe more and all I want to do is get .h' hei k outa here- - before our fluster-mind- s to decide start maiding a lot more pyramids 'Hi FIRST I'LWxs OGDEN, May g tomato plants from Mopa, Nevada.' have been received here but will not be set out for several days because of uncertain weather. Defore Minky-Dink- -- b j last ,.iingof the a siuve-pow- ' s, Sheep Receipts, 16,482, including to Denver 2688 to Omaha market, market, lJo2 to Wahoo a' St. Joe mtr-- 1 ' Chicago market and 5J(H 5119 to Chicago packers; none this market. 797 line und stars heve amors and actresses whom they regaro alf good Im k Some of them flatly refuse to make a picture unless s certain playtr is somewhere in ,ome scene. For instance, Ivan Simpson ha: a part, big or sma'l, in every leerge At lias film. He Btarted as ni3 valet, and oLiil is between shots Bounce his wu things WORSE than they are; But it Is a fact there ARE to show them Republicans these islands with practically no BETTER. Same figures (This and and no insects taxes newspaper, neither Republican and no bureaus or no cops nor Demon at, tries to draw and no gangsters .comiuissh ns the REAL truth from figures ) und no lawyers The country isn't headed and tho gentleman who got for destruction as the the last half of IslHnd No. 64 Democrats cry; nor is it getwho is was George F. Walker as ting along satisfactorily getting a Bit Tired of It Ail the Republicans assert. What a Mr. Walker "ConcenSay politician says Isnt Important; tration of wealth has robbed our WHY he says it, is people of purchasing power and it seenm - according to OgJrn Millr that this is a natural culmination of our sacred ctpitalist INSURANCE HEAD system that it "and furthermore i is to be the normal condition in BACK FROM . le future and irom Mr. Mills' desirable a highly viewpoint Situation . With courts setting aside cerThere is a general wave of busitain iocai Wee to be exploited by ness upturn ip the East and Middleand powerful -west. Such signs are in eviucky corporations men in defiance of courts exac-jn- dence in various, ways. So detribute truin other sections clared Managur. 2. V. Prows of the Cache valley district of the Metrowith gangsters and politan Life Insurance company, gangsters toleiating the Friday morning. He has returned .tundering interference of a pup- from a two weeks trip to New pet government only because it York where he went to attend the irotects them from annual convention of district manay petty competition . . . agers of the company throughout seems we are slipping the United States and Canada. uackward pretty fast . . . Manager Prows was away from Logan two weeks to the day. The in Such a condition existed convention hendouart.rs !n New York were at the Hotel Pennsyl.fiuropa a thousand years ago and they called it feudalism vania, with-- a closing sesklotf "barj- lhe philosophy of our grand s of the pies-in- t mperial beautiful and system would slip us back about .i'uu j June a numhei -- sociation. There is only one qualification for membership in the aceoeiation ; two decks Nebraska hogs ednesdav, 160 to 210 pounds, with freight benefit, $4 00; light; lights out at $3 50, and heavy butchers, $3 35. Cattle Receipts, 362, Including i iui uiaikct, 23 to Los Angeles market, V2 to South San Francisco she packers, odd lots trucked-i- n slock, steady: few slaughter heif-er$4 006 4 50; medium cows, $300 4i3 25; odd head low cutter down-- I ward to $1 50. $2 75: late W of directors tc-- w a county ginning with "Rit has been beginning with 'H seekers after earnest ojsy telling peace where the place is ithere are just 54 islands u nl we have now handed out the information to 108 people whicn ,M,KI two to an island wore guirg to save one but then, It laud for ourselves having decided to dedicate our afe to humanity wu UMiiim't he selfish about it und IjmI'Iiu- - the islands don't belong to us anyway at same price; odd packing sows, But one of th no: t interesting .jperstitions o! ill has grown up u I In y wood Some Things Happen Emi e this Ikon of Inspiration s tuned the facts about its paradise in the Pacific be- 932. iter arc believed WHY WITH JIM MARSHALL. 1 SPOTLIGHTING Ogden Livestock Ogden OGDEN, May 6. HOLLYWOOD livestock reports for Thursday, as es, if their champions in the the new-pape- rs Sitting Atop the World 6, s A ty - San Francisco, 625 Mar19 W. 44th St.; Boston, 18 ReprcsentH'ivea Michigan Ate; New York, New Center Bldg. ! FRIDAY, MAY BY LLEWELLYN Afl. ruiion jgvrry Week-daCenter strict, Logan, Utah, by Caihe Valley Newipiiier rond-el- a matt, r at tie- - pi ,tffee, Lo gun, Utah, under the ait u"Y:vC0 Subscription prh c in Cache Valley by mail, $2 50 the year in earner $3 50 a year in ul va me or the the mouth. Outxule Caihe "T'"- ... MERCY KILLER SHOOTS HIMSELF 1 Her&W-journ- al LOGAN. UTAH. HERALD JOURNAL,. CORPORAVION SYSTEM ,L LARGEST INTERHOUNTAIM fciNKlliQ ORGANIZATION Y Oidy V w- I Sum Seated Fresh Individual Owned g9c g?C and Cured Meats are Sold in Red & White Markets The Owner Serves The Buyer Saves. Unitedly Operated. |