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Show mnmTTror THE HERALD-JOURNA- LOGAN, L, THURSDAY, APRIL 1932. 2 8. PAGE THREE vocal lessons in his studied a Caiuso made them cry Jolson makes them laugh. So Ai topped Caruso m financial returns. g The phonograph records and sheet music are comedy numoers. Broadway long-ru- n records are held by this type. devote great sec- -, Newspapers turns to comics and many a conuc icharaiter is better known even than Little Eva. They used to i rai k jokes about the Ford, but they bought them. I do know that all the world wants to laugh and that while we honor, revere and admire great statesmen, soldiers and men of haters, we love the man who makes us laugh. Look at Mark Twain! And I have been told that Abraham Lincoln read Artemus W ard to his cabinet before reading his famous emancipation proe-- i lamation. Now you give the answer. "I'll take a leaf from George M who said "always Cohan, only TRANSCONTINENTAL FLIGHT CfN UTAH, five hie, Caruso Reading From Laugh to Riot life-tim- e. best-sellin- By Chico Marx, of the Four Marx Brothers Oh, I cant cant I? Thats what j homas Edison, they said to inventor; Thomas Lindmighty ' " bergh. might v tlier, and Thomas CHAPTER FOUR Bnsincss laughs come from Shcfsky, mighty ik a rose. Just apparatus, props, mechanical de- remember, my little cabbage, that vices or ierely strange costumes. if there werent any closets, there The fall is business comedy. Dia- wouldn't be any hooks and if there lect humor needs no explana- weren't and hooks there wouldnt tion. The straight story depends be any fish and that would suit on material and a personality to me fine. But still what makej folks put it across. For ourselve, we Marx brothers laugh? use plenty of pure and simple non- STILL A sense. We long ago learned not Jo MYSTERY' All I know is tli it those who be sane. For what seeming sense is there deal in laughs have people heatin Grouchos speech when, in ing paths to their doois tit's all answer to an assertion that he wrong about that mouse-tracant stay in a closet, he orates: manufacturer i. A1 Jolson took HARPOS APPENDIX SPROl TS OUT ON YYKONU AIDE p s " f--, - - ' ' ,iak&.ad;-3iaJl- - a- a vs.' ? f Y?r i a& 4 ? zL3L leave them laughing at the end," and tell a little yarn. It also shows that comedy often is close to tragedy and that real life events frequently are far more humorous than those we fictiomze. ' A tragedy of the thing, we had to roar with laughter. under Harpo was laboring the impression that his appendix was on the left side. THE END I.lFr.I IKE ACT BUT It happened in 1918 when the Four Marx Brothers were playing a thing called "Mr. Green's Reception " YVe ojiened in Battle Creek, Mich , to four persons in a house seating close to 3000. The flu epidemic had struck and soldiers could not leave their camps We wanted to end our tour but had signed contracts with theaters, who might sue Sickness on a part of one of us would be an out So we chose Harpo and appendicitis. A doctor was called. LOW IN In our little hotel room, the looked on while Harpo physician gave the greatest impersonation of his life. He groaned, writhed and gasjied. Then a great truth A N M J dawned on us and, in spite of the FINE GREEN TEA snsa COST TREEPRODUCT TEA B &JL- 2L- -. Volunteer, famous airship operated for last three years in Los Angeles area by Goodyear, started of the West and Southwest late in April. Vcrner L. Smith, veteran pilot m charge of crat, is inset. 20-da- tour STEERING SHIP OF STATE? Gem-Sleuthin- .Wins g Life Job For Steno FAMOUS M)H MAKES MONEY AS SHES AND A i5 DETEdlYK BUENOS AIRES - From a sten- as the of the Argentine is ographer's desk to fame super-sleut- h jc; II w Dressed in an outfit thats a near approach to workmens garb, stalwart Premier Hemlo Mussolini of Italy here is shown at the steering wheel of a giant tractor used in carrying out government reclamation projects. , LINDBERGH MONEY REACHES EUROPE LONDON, April 28 UMl An ex- dispatch from Geneva reported today that some of the bills paid by Lindbergh as ransom had been changed into change telegraph 'll o 61 'O coin in Switzerland. Police were trying to locate the persons who changed them. HlGK BRITISH PLANE Great Britain is constructing an airplane that will be able to carry 20 passengers across the Atlantic T 0 OG 'll nn Is I6 nr ocean. The United States has 50 first line submarines, five fleet subs and one fleet submarine layer, a total of 50 in commission. There are 27 out of commission and two under construction. Khudsorek, in Soviet Russia, is a village housing nothing but fessional P the story of Senorita Carlotta Sanchez, beautiful "private investigator" to this citys social lights. Carlotta bade farewell to the toils and tribulations of a stenogra phers existence a few months ago when she effected the recovery of lifted" from the valuable jewels wife of her weak ay emptoye in the foyer of the Teatro Colon, the fashionable opera house of Buenos Aires She Gets Rewarded With the ample reward which her employer gratefully gave her, Carlotta established herself in offices on Avenida de Mayo, and lauifched her sleuthing career. Now her clientele includes many of Buenos Aires wealthy residents of the exclusive Avenida Alvear section, and she has figured in scores of robberies, "personal investigations and has put the "quietus on more than one blackmailers efforts to extort y from social lights. Has Her Own Crew From her spacious private office, Carlotta directs the actions of a crew of subordinates and has to her credit the recovery of nearly half a million dollars worth of bandits loot. She is the confidante of society and probably knows more about the 400 of this metropolis than any other person, and her information does not "leak out." She has become a fabled personage here, and her many daring exploits have created an aurora of mysticism around her every action. When she appears in one of cabaBuenos Aires fashionable rets, smartly gowned in expensive apparel, she bears little resom-blanc- e to the detective of fictional fame. Wins Recognition Carlotta has .several times won official recognition for her remarkable successes, and has been publicly congratulated by autho rities. The dark-eye- d beautys detective fees are high, and she solicits only the patronage of those who can afford to pay well for her services. Light from a cloudy skiy equal to a brightness ot 225 square foot. 1 , Carlotta Sanehei, femate Philo Vance of the Pampas, has become a fabled personage throughSheout Argentine. swapped stenography for sleuthing several months ago and during her brief career has recovered half a million dollars worth of jewels for Buenos Aires wealthy. Argentine crooks have found the combination of beauty and brains a tough one to beat. - "hush-mone- pro- poets. tire that needs no introduction to several million car owners who have proved its sturdy value and honest wear on the road. ERE is a , INVESTIGATION. ; But even to old friends, the price is NEWS. And get this fact these tires are built by Goodyear marked with the Goodyear name and house flag sinewed by that famous Goodyear cord material, Supertwist. 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