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Show SWANKY MAIL WORKERS VICTIMS tiif tirru nuiMY I'TAii pkil s, FACir FIVE ' 12 i OF v BUREAUS TOO 1 4 ,- - BV SHIKLFV I) AUK Pity the poor mail c irriei and the postoffice clerk - and the They re victims of bureaucracy, too If ;ou don t believe it, thumb through the ghO pages of 'Postal UtMvs and Regulations of the United States" I did NO PRESENTS ALLOW El) If any postal service cm plot e gives a Christmas present to a superior" officer, hell oc fired A mailman has to swear the same oath as the president of , the United Stales -- - only longer It he net ds a new lead pencil, he has to ask eongiess fin another one And heres a lint one from er it-- n 144 If the postmaster general put the portrait of k living hum on a postage stamp, he d pnmihlj go to jail" SALESMANSHIP UAKKt 1) And the same section states that it cusany clerk whd tomer to buy a stamp will lie placed in the fedt nil pokey I'm five years! If the postmaster at Podunk loway, wants to throw flway a broken sWive! chair he has to get the president's okey first Ahd all waste paper and string must ' be1 saved and inld If a lerk throws he'll hv M'r, probably be looking for a job. UT c SALARIES If luistmuster thej, gencriil wants', 0, he can cut any mailman's salary 4100 and ad that amount to the salary of another mailman. - If the victim whimpers hell lose the rest of his paycheck. The man who brings mail may be forced to work 48 hours at a stretch without extra pay But if he gets sick hell be given ISO days leave at full salary 1GARS NOT ALLOWED And if a postal emnlove is out of town on business 4--h sept 4 fntist take a solemn oatli that he spent that nickel for a cup of coffee and not for a cigar which he has to pay tor himself. woman When a postmaster takes a husband, she his to get from her boss or permission isheU dose the job If a postman slips on your front step and brians an aim, he doesn't get a scent ' if there s Imuor on his breath. And if he s killed in 8n accident, tie muse report that fact to a suptuor off;- - your Theres a bit of old England eh v of Gary m Ut's swnnk get-u- p Cooper, American film star The j camera snapped him as he attend ed the running of the Grand Na tlrm-iStceplei hase at Amtrer, Englan j I l nut a uiilgD far, lung liotu Fuitherinoi-s- , the government must be given in writing ami mailed in a stamped envelope' It the postman v lib you not to vote for Hoover, yoi an hive . . him canned inavbe lent to jail for five cai. Section 57 orders the discharge of any man who ooriows money from anyone unless ne owns a house and lot S fact! And if W'hen you buy your next postage stamp thi. clerk lets the gummed side touch the glass top of the counter you can have him snanked by his get e o- boss. And the general each year the president accounting foi every cent of the department expenditures. It a penny turns up missing, hjs in an awtul jam Nd thats only tne third of it If you'll carefully inspect the next mail carrier you see. it be apparent something's been worrying mm So now you know just what it is. But just think now much worse ltd be for the post caul chaperons it all of thee hvws were enforced must with file - HYRUM - LOG AH postnib-te- 15 rv-ji.-- s POWDERED SPAGHETTI - NOODLES Per Package 5e 11 TOILET SOAP Bars g ! ii P.T.A. IN PRESTON Creamery BREAD-Ma- in Logan de BARS-Wil- ... . 3-- per lb. s. TIE can.. 03c BOYTS Wood. , 3 S. Cut w imsch The 'bulk in Word h is been received in Lolike tthat of leltuie. Hmv nnuh gan by Mr and Mrs. S P. Robbins of the success of their son, safer, than using pills and drug so often habit-forminRaymond Robbins, as a coach in s All-Bpa- n Two table spoor! ft) 1,1 daily will corwt.moat, types of constipation. t If your (mt'stii.u! trouble is not relieved thift way, ,ce your, doctor. i In the led-ar- green package. At all grocers. Made hv Kellogg in Kat.lc Creek. HELPS KEEP YOU FIT Large Pkg. oratory and drama at the Carey high school in Idaho Dean Parke of Carey won first place in oratory in the distriit finals against orators from Boise, Twirt Falls ahd other high schools thiough central Idaho As a result, his. will lie entered in the state final contests at Pocatello this week The youth is a protege of Mr. Robbins The successful coach is a product of the Utah State Agricultural college in 11)31 This is his first year as a teacher ami speaks very highly for his abhty. .. - Tissue . : 3C . SALTED PEANUTS-Fre- ..a 290 sh 29c GREEN TEA i 2 Pkg. 25c v , Pint Bottle J gg 2k 17c No. Can 1.-t Blue Pine Fancy 3 No. 2F2 Can j ft ! . jgg v . 2 1.! Slices PINEAPPLE-Match- ed RAiSfNS-Seedl- ess . . ... -- Assorted .V. ur 2-o- jj EXTRACTS Blue Pine Fancy Lemon or Vanila z. 1-- 19c Bottle 35c Has. 25 per doz. 15$ No. 2 can 10 4 lb. pkg. ($ per pkg. DILL PICKLES 5 5' POT Blue Pine Gem No. 2 Cans .... J Qq mm COFFEE Blue Pine 1-l- can b. 7 IL S. INSPECTED MEATS Location PRIME RIB at OVEN ROAST Steer Beef 24 . West 1st North o PER LB. Permanently 10c Closed! 1Z Met a.i . Bottle 35C wiwmN'ir 'iiiniiiiiian Our i jy 5 2 bunches ONIONS EN Yq 33C per bunch ORANGES kitchen king Pk g liltALT Jp roll per bunch ASPARAGUS-Fresh'.!- 1 33 q 10 i.i per can :..: RADISHES-GkE- Best Foods b. b. Blue Pine No. 2 Can .... 19 per lb. IQ King en CARROTS-Fresh"...- MAYONNAISE 1-l- 2-l- lb. Pkg MALT SYRUP lb. pkg. ed TURNIPS-BEE- TS 1 -- 4 WALNUTS-SheR- Pint Can Pint Jar j CATSUP Blue Pine , per WESSON OIL of l(se each good quality yal Jf cans , ( SHRIMPS-Kitch- N5 3 No. 2 ' PAPER-Ro- J No. 2 cans 2 tall cans King BROOMS-Econo- my, TOILET CARNATION OATS t j. a . 5 5 3 cans Dust TOMATOES-Kitch- en COCOA '"'rtSVw; IQ each 1 16 , SNOWDRIFT SMITHFIELD oz. loaves SALMON Alaska Pink nominees-President- pkg. No. 2 cans Nnt bur STRING BEANS-- W. 0g lb.1 per bar Parent-Teache- Per Pkg . 2 RUTTER-Be-st CLEANSER-Go- ld Corn or Gloss PRESTON v The annutil dee-lio- n of office! s of the assoi intion will be held W ednend ly at 8 p m. m the high school building You need good health to succeed, The committee responsible for Many a man has seen his chances the nominations have chosen the go because he was too sick to keep following Mrs R Lee puce will) competition. Often ins Mrs Klim T, Bingham and Mrs to health due was poor constipation. Kinmn Minun, vice president. This ailment f reqm ntly causes Mis. lint tie W.dgnen, Mrs Bertha George, and Mrs Della Hawltes headaches, loss of en rgy, "fl takes t! e "punch out seeielarv and treasurer; Mrs Ran ford and Mrs An. os of your days work. All-ThaTry eating Kellogg.; Science shows tins cltliclous ceieal LOCAL supplies hulk to exercise the intestines, and Vitamin B to tone the ORATORY COACH Intestinal tract Also jroii for the I King CORN-Kitc- hen CANDY : Oil SOAP-Cre- me STARCH TO ELECT SOON - in nt.iprzagg' TOILET ...A... SUGAR - WELLSVILLE 8 Api?8fl SLICED SUGAR CURED We Reserve The, BACON Right PER LB. To . , Limit Quantities! |