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Show MARCH LOGAN, UTAH, SATURDAY, l'AGE FOUR. 1 12, 932. By Williams OUT OUR WAY, Cinematters The Herald - Journal A By LI.EWEIXYN MILLER They were Hollywood discussing a number of the beau- teous girls who arc under con- Newspaper Scripps-Canfiel- d Afternoon Every Week-daPuVIshed every week day afternoon, except legal holidays, at 73 West Center street, Logan, Utah, by Cache Valley Newspaper Co., and entered as second-clas- s matter at the postoffire, I.ngan, Utah, under the act of March 3, 1879. Subscription price in Cache Volley by mail, 2 50 the year in advame, by carrier $3 50 a year in advance or 40f the month. Outside Cm he Valley, by mall $5 00 the year. Hun Francisco office, 525 Gilman, Nieoll A- Ruthman, Speeial Representatives Market St ; Chicago olfice, 410 N. Michigan Ave.; New York office, 19 W. 44tii St.; Boston office, is Tiemont SL; Detroit offiic, Ctrl New Dealer liblg. TIIK Tltl'TlI QUICK Neither this newspaper, nor any of its stockholders or official;! lias any connection whatever, directly or indirectly, with any political party, public utility, real estate promotion or other private business except I he publication of newspapers devoted solely to disinterested public service. y tract to vari- but not ous studios, who have been given to chance what might called acting months. - PIANO FOUND New Zealand, WELLINGTON. 12. if.Ri Robert Louis SteMarch. been discovhas venson's "piano ered in the home of an Auckland man. The instrument is reported to have been fully authenticated. proper.y, It was sold, with other at Apia, Samoa, in 1898. It was made especially for Stever.son by a Stuttgart firm. a do bo in is a That situastrange tion. Nearly every studio has one lovely young is who lady signed to a term contract with but who never great seems to get nearer tbe screen than the publicity department. I dont mind, said one sweet little thing. Acting's just like murder . . it takes time to get the hang of it!" Hugh Herbert makes a practice of reading the war news to his Chinese houseboy. Ling. And Ling takes it all with Oriental calm. I see," said Herbert, that the Japanese lost 250 today and the Chinese 1200." Lings expression did not change, but the next day he was back for more. The Japanese are ahead again, Herbert told him. "The Chinese lost 1300 against their 310. On the third day Ling took the news that his country had suffered 1500 casualties against Japan's 200 without any evidence of gloom. What do you think of all tnis? Herbert wanted to know. Ling burst into a broad smile. Pletty soon no more Japanese! he said happily, and went on about his business. EXCURSION FARES hulla-ballo- USINCJ WASHINGTON AS AN 0ache b Humor folks! Tomorrow Howdy, is the day we pul on a clean collar. One real drawback to a bootlegger is that you cant lean over a bar and tell him your troubles. V- - f PICTORIAL NEWS SECTION This is Ezra I'inchpeniiy, 1 I 1 multi-n- i i o naire golfer, who is said to he the stingiest man in Mr. the world. Jinchpenny denies this, pointing out that he tips his caddie a nickel every time he makes a hole-in-nn- e. Evolutionists say people came from monkeys, but that's nothing. Li'l Gee Gee says her people came from Wales! TIIE THREE GREAT THRILLS The first kiss. The first pair of lung pants. The first royal flush. Well, my little man, and what would you like to be when you grow up?" T would like to be a nice old gentleman like you, with nothing to do but walk around and ask silly tuestions." EVERYDAY W h y, dearie, you know I would I1 simply I o v e to have your mother mm and visit us lor a month, but ; wt really havent room for her." I ' i. Income lux note Its a hard world. Youras frieiiiLs much wont believe you make an you say you do, and the govem-mrn- t wont believe you make as little, t AD Fr.nn the 1 . Lumber News:) "This program of Colonial music is coming to you through the eourtesy of the Little Gem Insert Exterminator Co. . . . Now, little folks, we will have a playlet, George Washington and His Hatchet, sponsored by the Blah-BlaHay, Grain & Feed Co." . . . Tonights program will he devoted to the theme of the Father of Our Country, who. were be alive today, would eat Spinacho, the great tonic. Okay! Crunch Corners . . . I e poetical (Hok SELECTIONS Love and itnrous plasters, son, 'Are very miieh alike IPs simple getting into one. But getting out good night! Th Abigail Applesauce sez: easiest way for a young couplo to to is secret keep their marriage ato each other keep on actin' polite in. public. YE DIARY (March 11) Betimes home, where anon arrives Babie Humor, she returning from a birthday Susie Jones house, and Lord, the fat little cherub do look vastly Mettle in her frock of green dotted Swiss, and did say she did have grand time, albeit the older she girls did laugh at her when did gobble up n butte rhaH, mistaking it for candy, but no harm done. And so, singing merrUle, ta supper. District judge in Maryland has ruled that a man who makes beer in his own home can't be pinched. Oh, Maryland! My Maryland! Is a man who A congressman wears a frock coat with lots of pockets to hold all the cigars the lobbyists give him. Li'l Gee Gee sighs that model husbands are getting as scarce as model T flivvers. LEGAL NEWS Divorced are Mr. And Mrs. OCouch: At Breakfast shed sing When he had a grouch. Sign of Spring: The announcement on the sports page that Babe Ruth is now down to 245 pounds. Such, or similar, announcements have greeted the great army of esthetes of radioland lately. Meanwhile Mr. Washington, the aristocrat, must have rolled mightily in his grave. And so, we expect, he will continue to roll throughout the rest of this bicentennial year of his birth. So far as we are concerned, this little paragraph is all that we feel we should do to aid and alet a commercialized and unspeakably vulgar business which in some respects has all the earmarks of a racket; and we choose to think, were the great Washington alive today, he would have the perpetrators of it clapped TURN ABOUT IS (Continued trom page one) i Some time ago Congressman William I. Sirovich of New York wrote a play. It was oh, you know! the sort of a play a congressman WOULD write. d When it appeared, critics at it. This made Congressman Sirovich angry. lie declared that critics who advise readers that a play is punk destroy theater business. According to him, all critics should say all plays are okay. Then producers and authors would coin money. Now the disgruntled congressman is going to have s. congress investigate all the Well, turn abouts fair play. If authors are going to demand good notices, critics ought to he able to demand good plays and maybe claim damages for wasted evenings looking at plays by congressmen. woof-woofe- play-critic- CAN YOU WIGGLE YOUR EARS? Scientific investigation by a Spokane (Wash.) news-pailias discovered a goodly number of citizens who can wiggle their ears. One young lady, a confirmed says the ability has made her popular at parties for years. Nearly every animal, except man, can wiggle its ears, the ability being necessary in order to catch and concentrate faint sounds. A good many animals owe their lives to this ability. Primitive man probably could move his ears, but as life became less dependent on ability to hear an enemy sneaking through the brush, this power waned. The necessary muscles have atrophied. Well, lot us have contests to see which of us can make his tohsils dance those of us who still have ear-wiggl- ' the tonsil-snatcher- Dam Hyrum FAIR PLAY dodged ville will be partially served by the upper canal. Water subscription pledges already received from farmers and others concerned aggregate more than 14,000 acre feet, according to HERE'S MORE ABOUT into gaol. s. I got that back with General Miles fighting the Indians . . ." You've got a pension, havent you?"- - they asked old Mr. DickPension? No, son and he said I never knew I had any pension coming and so they told him Unic Sam looked after his old fighters and they'd ee he got his pension and that he was looked after and maybe a little operation would fix that trouble inside and so one by one his troubles dropped away from him and be lay there smiling up at old Uncle Sam's kindly face on a The Observer ... BY JIM MARSHAIA, When the depression came Mr. Dickson, who was 70 lost his p job which was a sort of janitor-shiaround a brokerage office it was pretty Jough because at 70 nobody warns you and if your folks are all dead you just have to look out for yourself but he managed to get aa odo . . . day's work here and there just AND USTEN: It's pretty enough to pay for a cheap roomtoand a little food and enough good to know when you're old charred a arm bacco for the old, pipe got good strong right and friendless that Uncle Sam's and he got by and has time to throw it around Then things clamped down and the withered old shoulders of one old Mr. Dickson found jobs few of his boys who fought for him and far between and his side in the winning of the west long years ago . . . hurt him there was something wrong inside there and had been ever OlJl MAID INSURANCE since that day back in the 70s . . . but he had to live somehow LONDON, March 12. (i:.Ii Britand there was no money for ish working girls are putting their doctors and hospitals these days, into old somebody gave old Mr. Dick- savings, Not since tbe maid" insurance. son a spare room in a home and war, insurance officials say. have and he puttered around so many girls invested in policies sometimes in the summer he made a dollar or two painfully mowing which will pay them a small income in their old age. Young woa lawn or throwing in firewood . men outnumber young men in The folks who helped Mr. Dick- Great Britain, and many, in takson were poor but they fed him ing out their policies, admit they have given up bopc of becoming and gave him a place to sleep his side , got worse all the married. lie would he at time and night awake trembling with pain and then get up and hunt around for a few grains of tobacco for his old Some men are absolutely unTheyll use a lead scrupulous. nickel to telephone home and lie to their wives. old pipe it soothed his jangled nerves An intellectual: A man who Is but sometimes there was no totoo stubborn to agree with anyone bacco in the pouch and then it was pretty bad for old Mr. DickSee what the boys in the back son Eddie. room will have, lying there in the darkness penniless and ill and no hope ahead HUNCH CORRECT OXFORD, Eng., March. 12. flPi After throwing a jam jar He wouldn't go to a doctor beJones, cause he'd always paid his way through ft window, William and he guessed he wouldn't hobo, told a policeman, This may now and them doctors he Oxford the and gel me a month, later confirmed cheat said - they got a lot of work and court police plenty of bad debts anyway Jones' belief. but one day when he'd come downtown the thing Inside him ITY CI TS BILL went wrong and he slumped UIS, March. 12. '!'U will save $35,000 on iLs down to the walk and woke up it bill this coming year, in the hospital and a bearded doctor was will be just as many asking him leaning over him andlepowor will be rP" about a red acor on his body by jer the arrangement, Mr. Dickson old said Oh," la the dowuuiwa area. ; i Senator Smoot and other proproject ponents of the Hyrum measure have repeatedly insisted that the waterusers are the ones chiefly concerned on the matter since they ultimately aie the ones who must foot the construction costs bill. Hyrum project organization has proceeded thus far along lines similar to that which launched the Echo dam reservoir costing An irrigation district $2,800,000. has been worked out for the Hyrum project to form part of the and to waterusers association, be an affiliate member of that body. E. O. Larson, reclamation engineer in charge of the government field activity on the Hyrum project. is now preparing a cost schedule on the Hyrum unit development. Mr. Larson expects to submit the report to the chief engineer of the reclamation service few days. at Denver within FIGURES GIVEN ON BIG PROJECT ' A dam 90 feet high is contem plated to raise the waters of the Little Bear river 80- feet giving the reservoir a storage of 18,000 or 19,000 acre feet of water. A lower ennui will be about 40 feet above the river surfaee. This will have about 80 second feet of water capacity.. About 67 feet above the lower canal, another canal construction ia proposed. Water will be pumped into the canal to give it capacity of about 12 second feet. Water passing out of the reservoir into the lower canal will furnish lift power to raise the water into the upper canal. Service of the lower canal is expected to be utilized on lands in tho vicinity of Wellsville, Mem don. and Hyrum. It is expected that between Sou and 400 land units will be served irrigation water from the projeet during the crop season. Mt. Sterling bench near Wells j - oa-uit- TYPE OF READING 4-- H ' SCHOOL THEME SUrrW. Ml! , Agricultural- college for 100 club leaders of the state. A general session for aU leaders was held in tbe morning and addressed by Mrs. Lottie Esplin, extension reading specialist, who discussed the type of reading' to choose. She stated that reading should never be merely- - pastime, hot that all reading material should be carefully chosen and with a purpose in view. Mrs. Alta Crockett, instructor in textiles at the college talked to the boys on Cloning for Men." She advised them in the t elect ion of material, colors and durability in clothing-The girls listened to a discussion of Neck Lines by Miss Eva Beutler of North Logan. Miss Heutler was' the winner of the 1930 Montgomery Ward club prize for being the most outstanding dab girl l.i Utah. The prize consisted of a trip to Chicago. , A dance was held in the gymnasium for all the leaders and Hemstitching done at most reae people on Friday prices with quality guarThe school will conclude onnight. sonable and Ruchti Cleaners after the morning seion. anteed. Tailors. Over O. P. Skaggs. ' HEMORRHOIDS Phone 0JNQ(B)N IPACMFDC "THE OVERLAND ROUTE' years we have offered the citizens of Cache Valley a strong 311-- t hanking affiliation, supplemented with broad facilities for constructive banking service. M16. J. twenty-eigh- poit INVITE your account on the basis of our record and our present ability and disposition to serve within the requirements of sound lianking practice. E SIGNS of SPRING. . : . Member t - . Federal Reserve System United States Depository Can Be Had Now at Logan Hardware mism, North Main 45 Phone 4) A BANk OF STRENGTH AN0 CHARACTER g penny-pinchin- those that are bright, cheerful, induce optimism and hasten that early spring purchase. 183 $8 I This is where we fit into the picture. Newly painted our gilded signs modern 1 on lettering Rainbow Neon i ce oa I .i the trick. g, O) 1 CacheValley Banking CompanyI - JAVINGJ COMMERCIAL - TRUJT Store fronts that are dull and dingy induce pessi- windows Signs do No job is too small or too Sri g large, for us to handle and a guarantee goes with XI 8S.gu lies it. O 3 Jr Mason Jar Founts, each 1(K Star Founts, each (Piles) For an estimate write, And Other Reetal Ailiuentu Iai nlcu Permanent dlt Dr. Chas.S. Lawrence j .j The First Consideration Sat-urdi- ty Of Phono Was. 4140 Templeton Bldg. Booklet on Request one-wa- Minimum fares: Adults, ft; Children, 50c. Each Saturday and Sunday. Return limit, midnight of Mon-drfollowing date of sale. AX local a neat tor furlker detail Iilk-inglon- ; H lujection Treatment One-wa- 1 . ( . SUFFERERS 1 lowing program will be given: Toastmistress, Mrs. Annie G. Miles, singing, Oh Ye Mountains High;" prayer, Emma Hillyard; singing, Let Us All Press On," congregation; history of the Relief society, by Jane Tidwell; selection, by Relief society glee club, one act play, directed by Mr. The Telegram, Ray Plowman, benediction, Nellis will be Refreshments Erickson. served with Mrs. Mary A. Dcppe in charge. A Third ward program to bo hclil Tuesday March 15, includes: of welcome, Mrs. John P. Speech Toolson; cornet solo, Marlin Hansen: stunts, Alta Roskelley and company; one act play, under til s direction of Mrs. Douglass Hooper, with the cast ns follows: Venn Postma, Lenard Sorenson, BingFlorence Watson, ham Douglas, Bonnie Folkerson, Alta Roskelley, and Vodis Toolson: violin solo, Mrs. W. W. Perkins. Mcmliers are to be dressed in ol fashioned costumes. An old fash ioned luncheon will bo served with Mrs. Aeblon Jensen in rhorge. A good attendance is desired. Second ward program to be hold March 15: Vocal, solo, Elsie drama reading, Mrs. L. V. Toalson, vocal solo, Mrs. Clyde Littledvke. A good attendance is desired. Friday was the fifth day of the club training school which is being held at the Utah State ar RECTAL y fare, plus 23e for the Hound Trip, where reguy fare is $18 or less. lar Secretary Parker. Plats and maps on the project The First ward have been completed by engiSMITHFIELD neers under Mr. Larson And are Relief society has changed its regnow filed in his Salt Lake headular meeting date from Tuesday quarters. to Thursday for next week. Thursday, March 17, at 2 p. m. the fol- Fish & Game Licenses 1932 RELIEF SOCIETY ' PROGRAMS SET Between points in Utali, Idaho, Montana, Oregon. Nevada and Wyoming. 1 r.1 i i. 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