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Show THE PAGE FOUR HERALD-JOURNA- LOGAN, UTAH, THURSDAY, L, A Week-da- Published every week day afternoon, except legal holidays, at 75 West Center street, Logan, Utah, by Cache Valley Newspaper Co., N. Ounnar matter at the postoffice R&smuson, president, and entered as second-clas- s "Proclaim liberLogan, Utah, under the act of March 3, 1879. Subscription price in Cache ty throughout Valley by mail, $2.50 the year in advance, by carrier $3.50 a year in adthe land'1 vance or 40 cents the month. Outside Cache Valley, by mail $5.00 the year. Francisco & San Nlcoll tatlves office, 525 Market Ruthman, Special Represen Oilman, St.; Chicago office, 410 N. Michigan Ave.; New York office, 19 W. 44th St.; Boston office, 18 Tremont St.; Detroit office, 601 New Center Bldg. GTTLS PETERSON, Managing Editor R. W. MARTIN, Advertising Manager a THE TRUTH QUICK 1 Correspondence: Dear Mr. Marshall I have :een growing a bit tmt for some time and when I broach'd the subject to my husband and suggested some treat-nen- ts . -- he put me of with the plea would buy me something Christmas that would take iff the excess baggage I suggested e.iher a violet ay lamp or a mechanical ex- hat he s$ erciser but he just smiled and said lothlng . . . on Mr. Marshall Christmas day he handed me a ang flat package and told me hat what was i inside would telp me to reduce -- It is easy to worlg" he aid and I hope soon i will in her Me my little blossom jisual svelte and comely form I --!and then he walked out to work and I spent a happy tve minutes wondering wne-hIt was a patent electric Well, er The Misses Margaret Boman, Ida Bair and Dorcas Rigby attended a waffle breakfast on New Year's morning at the home of Mr. and Mrs. J. A. Brower at Trenton. Mr. and Mrs. C. W. Bair entertained at a delicious turkey dinner on New Years day. The Mrs. May guests included Chandler, Mr. and Mrs. J. W. Mrs. Mr. Stillman and Baer, Pond and Mr. and Mrs. Dorris s Glotz has in- -t rod need a bill prohibiting the of cooking fried eggs in Am e r i can v, r i homes, because there is nothing harder to get off a plate, when washing dishes than cold fried eggs. - Photo by Ray Parker. iik.4 fellows. The government at Washington today represents billions of dollars, concentrated in the hands of less than 1000 men, starting with Billionaire Mellon and Hoover. In 1932, both Democrats and Republicans will meet to nominate candidates for the presidency. On great banners, flung across each convention hall, should lie the slogan: NO MORE MILLIONAIRES! The best presidents we ever had were poor men. The best presidents we ever will have will be poor men. We want men at Washington to represent men, not millions; women, not wealth; children, not cash. No man with a million ever represented anything hut the million; no man with a million ever will. We need a man to take this country away from its its internationalists, its exploiters, its Europe-loverits dole givers, its and give it back to Americans! Iut a poor man in the White House in 1933. Multi-Millionai- re ,.1.0 , Hyer. Mr. and Mrs. C. W. Hyer had as their guests on New Years day Mr. and Mrs. Bert Brown and family .and Mrs. Charlotte Allen and daughters Jean and Crystal of Hyrum and Mrs. Lizzie Hyer. Mr. and Mrs. Don C. Van Dyke and family were dinner guests New Year's day of Mr. and Mrs. Joseph Ransom. Mr. and Mrs. LaMont Wheeler entertained at a dinner New 4V1 politically- Years day. The guests included Mr. and Mrs. Marriner Jackson and Mx and Mrs. Bob Blair. On New Year's eve. Miss Ruth Pond entertained at a watch party at the home of her parents, Mr. and Mrs. A. L. Pond. On Thursday afternoon Mrs. Asa Thomas entertained - in compliment to Mrs. Bert Van Orden of Salt Lake. A luncheon was enjoyed after which bridge were Priz.es was enjoyed. awarded to Mrs. Dow Lewis and Mrs. Van Orden. Mr. and Mrs. Ira Hyer entertained the following couples at a goose supper. Messrs, and Mesdames. H. F. Bernhisel, Ronald Campbell, Leon Pond, C. B. Stoddard and Asa Thomson. 500 was enjoyed during the remainder of the evening. ' Recent research indicates that George Washington was the in- Last Dollar, because there ain't ventor of ice cream. But who in heck is responsible for th? nothing that gops faster. banana split? A horned rabbit has made its appearance in Minnesota, and CLEVER hunters now run the risk of beEor downright versatility ing gored by a ferocious bunny. Theres Mrs- - Sam McKidge; She rocks the cradle with her foot While she is playing bridge. sis CANDIDATE FOR THE POISON IVY CLlB , brave fellows just keep trying and .trying. , nist at Work! A pox on the loon, if I do catch zany, I will slit his gullet cream-face- the d Senator Borah says there is from ear to ear! no hope for the "Wets." Not if If Wall Street stocks continue they continue to drink present-dabooze. to fall, impoverished millionaires their will soon be hitch-hikin- g YE DIARY way to their dubs. y (Januarie 6) When the college boys appear Betimes to the printery, mighty wearie, and elevate feet to bet getting younger and Congress to top of deske, lean back in younger, it is a sign that you AT TIIE OPERY HOUSE swivel-chai- r, and all the morn- are getting older and older-TONIGHT But anon, ing It is hard for actors in the awakening, do finde that HorFACTS INTERESTING One Night Only Uncle Tom's movie business to Two pints also make one marry happily ace. the office boy, hath pinned Cabin One Night Only! Dont a leading man. a placard on the back of my quartet. fail to see Harriet Beecher says But we notice that most of the chair saying, Danger! Colyum- Stowes new play of Life in the Old South! Greatest production in history I Fifteen count 'e m ! b o odhounds! Real .blocks of ice! Two Uncle Little Toms!, Eva will positively ascend into heaven three times! Don't miss this Spectacuon lar Drama! Take horse-ca- r Front street and get off at corner of Main street and Rutherford B. Hayes avenue. Admis- s, meddlers-in-Manchur- J. GI.OTZ reprefrom Toothpick City, Oregon, who is angling for the housewife vote. Con gress man 1IA.MBONE sentative I. lime. WHOS WHO IN CONGRESS In the past few years we have tried turning over the government, of this country to blundering billionaires. We have bowed down before the dictates of muddling millionaires. We have put our faith in the promises of -minded plutocrats and men whose chief claim to fame was their ability to make money faster than their - Margaret Bcman was selected queen for the Benson stake M. I. A. Thursday evening, a group of Beehive girls surprised their teacher Miss Thora vVheeler at the home of Miss Wheeler. Refreshments and games were enMiss Wheeler is leavjoyed. ing for Logan to attend the winter quarter at the U. S. A. C. Thursday evening the Lions tneir annual club sponsored d.nner-tianc- e in compliment to their wives at the Jloiel Eccles. A large crowd was in attendance and reported on excellent Miss if . BY JIM MARSHALL LEWISTON When a doctor charges $40 for removing your tonsils, it seems like a big bill for such a small operation. But think what it would cost you to have it done by a couple of mechanics at a high class garage! LETS PUT A POOR MAN IN THE WHITE HOUSE OBSERVER By Williams If Gandhi Ilowdy, folks! wins freedom for India, he says he will not permit physicians to charge more than 10 cents a visit. This is just 10 cents more than the average American dortor is able to collect for a visit these days. Neither this newspaper, nor any of its stockholders or officials has any connection whatever, directly or indirectly, with any political party, public utility, real estate promotion or other private business except the publication of newspapers devoted solely to disinterested public service. The 932. Humor Afternoon y 1 Cache Scripps - Can field Newspaper Every 7, OUT OUR WAT four The Herald - Journal JANUARY ia . well-know- n txerdser husband. shy John Boles; Boles mistake or some kind of lamp that plement your -as a educcr is quite when he takes her for the sort ould Just melt off the pounds gave you easy to work and guaranteed of woman she pretends to be; to reduce . . her husband's return from Eur- You merely get a large tuD ope. the party at which she After breakfast I opened the of hot water and soap and put again meets Boles, and arouses ckage which was all done some old clothes Into it and her husbands suspicions; the Christand ribbon red with p then put In the washboard-an- d startling climax between the inas seals and everything lean against it and then couple in the rival's apartment, and inside there was a pull the clothes up and push with the other woman" sitting 'dashboard! in as umpire, and the cleverly l at first I thought there was them down against the corruhandled conclusion. ,! r S'; mistake bu: there was a gations. it's, an old Chinese remedy 'iote from my husband saying for fatness and works it always hat manipulated In the light If you do Fine Providence Duo AND. LISTEN: fay it would help reduce me this twice a day Elsie G. we i and I am wondering if you will Elk Possession guarantee it to take off five iould tell me Mr. Marshall-sha- t . . and . a month pounds are the directions please give Hubby a nice big Charged with unlawful pos- sion 25c. my husband just laughs smile from us will you? , session of elk, Elmer Rlnder-knecjhen I ask him . . . Photo by Fred Schiffman. and Fred Schiess, Proviwere dence fined $100 on the youths, tried rolling If I had a race horse, srvt each and sentenced to serve but it Marshall Li'l Gee Gee, 100 days In the city jail TuesId name hint all itust make corrugations day afternoon when they pleader me or at least the parts with Theres nothing wrong ed guilty In city court. They Atlch are a little bit too stout, marriage its just some of the were arraigned before Judge hi understand like in it you, people people Jesse P. Rich with Thomas apd I have tried currying Rex!" district supervisor of Argyle, lyself with it like you curry Linda this With declaration, horse but It is terribly pain-- l Watkins sums up the results the state fish and game deas complaining witand if that is the way I of her three-montInvesti- partment. ness. mid Just as soon be fat of (n general matrimony I have looked for a cord gationher own Deputy Sheriff N. C, Peterson. marital situation Special Game Warden Ted nd plug on It but it seems and Good in in Sport, and Mr. Argjje made ) have no electric connection the particular screen unusual offering the arrests. Judge Rich grantand meanwhile I have at the that opens today Capitol ed a stay of execution of senMrs. ,ined two pounds theater. tence until January 18. Isle O. Of immense interest to femiThe pair are alleged to have natrons its frank nine imthrough shot the elk during tie hunting Dear Mrs. Elsie G: The revelations of why and how season last fall without having women steal obtained hunting licenses. other women's husbands. Good to inis a picture Ruptured Sport This is the time of year that trigue every spectator. Little Willie breaks his arm T COSTS SO LITTLE disa the of bride When year to ride his Christmas AN M J B PRODUCT Try This Free covers her husband has taken trying down the back stairs. tricycle another woman with him on a business triD to Europe, she decides to find out her rival's secrets. This br'ngs about a unique series of occurrences her first encounter with the women of this oilier world, from whom she larns much: the gay party at which she meets the wealthy but woman- - :h : ; 1 K ... 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It Its toaste Your Throat Protection And Moisture-Proo- f against irritation Cellophane Keeps that 18 9 against coutj'i Iltk Toasted" flavor Ever Frrsh TUNE IN ON LUCKY .STRIKE 60 modern minutes with the world, finest dunce orchestras and Walter Winchcll, n hose gassij of today becomes the new, of tomorrow, every Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday evening over N. B. C. networks. :st 8wci- - I |