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Show T PAGE TWO L rO wry, ' Week-da- y OBSERVER BY JIM MARSHALL 'I, I QUICK It t I le 1 Hoove l;E ill (loll it r and li all.' hi lie Aim i irans-port.Ki- i on jtril He will re-- , over Ilioi.i Mol bv '1 t.ow in b ill n (I n i i n v I dt ot I! MR ADS Ilir.H I ioii (lie llinuse army Amt he a sei mid loot v ; And we could never raise Wi'il i t1 il t V, i . I d s uld la ; t'u ,u ol I will IK ' tl ( ( aki i ' mo ' u a on b , in to l i i ' i' i ol v, i I i j ij ,1 ; By Its Romantic History HILL BILLY ih hoin Ii leine y VV " s ! I X A 1 1 D OK 'I II !. 1 I fat. lull , ( n li o ) ( bo id lu i v . n io ul v h.i-'- ! o f ( " t i a u 'I hi o. t. , i - ini-- i !t ale V .. S .tt 1) in i uoil,,' lt Will o' ( uitio In. Sji ip hi ilixtalK e le i' u ' Hint ,m MiK.ull Doin'1.. ihi mum k.o. Mae CI.ikc. Doioiis J k n Leon in J.u (iiku ij, I mil Ami .l.tiini in, 1 i .lumul AVI!. (IM Alt 1 I M r I' AGO pi mfii jL1 tbeJ iT j it . U "" ,tun- a-- ti-- ,t , w laer ar Grins in the News J J j Anoibir kill . tom ndo w ii tt lot. Ilarry tinbbun star ol Mack Si i SOCldtCs. If smartness consists entirely of eating and sleeping. Without no There ha,, however, been the uld bean H ledtiction m the wages of mu exercisingmeans being a lOu if evolution is meieiy An Italian has invented a another bum guess, a device of to mai bine in which he plans the devil, it nothing matters descend 2000 feet under the but sliding thiounh tins teirible locate to sea. Must he trying world dodging the devil and the stock market buying a cheap heaven by never bung a rebel but always being, birth Tex the a nice little lad with your nose Biadv, irpoits a of 16' pound baby. Maybe to gnnd'tone and your babies are go.ng to come big-- j tatteied hat in hand before the m fewer future symper and band when a Standard Oil ' phony orchestra pfays Aicllons tieasurv depart- - ica' merit wants $21,000,000 more If thus be smartness, as it to run it next year than it got mos ceitamly ls secuiitv, and . the MfHoii Mr. is oar. tins freedom from official mokta- uv. Mu rcmrmljiT, who Uon then the home guard, the so imii h about rionoun. clowns, the Bibbitts and the ot me local aid Me mtmbei socictv are smait. BUT 1 den., tliat in the dunlOddity1 in at lies success deny that lulnundcd inoions aie worth i le bn1 in nim (iu st ion of eonsidci.it ion and I assoil that Ain cr in in.' i itiein y may a diiing and piob.ibly tnis.im-t.ir- y no i pul ci im n bis been and ilclimg hobo, jeering atis- - a! the jnuiis and n.itc constabul lie cninph tc ci! to i i lailiuii ut all im in IM pt is moil ol a man, and has the tiitlic (nn n o.i an alleged within hint more of hope Im icqaidless ol win tlier loimiuti t lie. it m Chicago McKinlav lie hms any or not, ot even re-I), inlo S Juib; i tne ,ibitie w.hu (b enjed 17 gardless ol whether lie I.now.s in ad ill's v i ;e . ii'ni ly Within whether lie lias or not than all linn ugh win u limy booed the owners ol haysiaiks and Pin incn weie (bailed wit! pitchloik.s and watchdogs and buoine and ( ursin;" oili'ei.s tin stais he will evt r mi el, and who walked tlnout ii a (om- - inaddi n From the first bit of pit m munist meet int hall to arnwt a nun in an adiommt loom iboin ot ether and lire and ill- -. Our linitp torce to the last rl.tch- Slid Judge MrKinlay. mayor has been 'booed ' no one (hugei under the shadow ol the; was (onvictcd loi Uu.t Whv. machine, the ot fv thill" that lien, i anno! on., ooo a pnln - has loinbd was iniia'c Rebel-- 1 niaiY' ,lion. r, ti -- Todays . an-iw- ei m ii i m I ipn-teiit- y i ci It is absolutely essential to the publ.c welfare1 that railroads have whatever financial assist, nice they ncid; also important that they be managed In itiilmad men. who understand railroads, and those men not held in bondage by official theorists." Thus speaks a columnist with the virne of big business on our transportation problems. This is a typical view among money men in the east. But it presents some questions. Why, for instance, should railways instead of the many other industries essential to public welfare In selected for the dole? If we are going to have doles at all, why should industries get them instead of unemployed winker.-,If the railways fail to keep going, and the government should be forced to step in, why should tin old railroad men stay in authority? Havent they demonstrated their incompetence and isnt it lime for the theorists to have a whack at the problem? Answer these questions if you can. We cant. TRIPS- - TALKIE The word: Mountebank. One who Wilat it means: mo1l!f"s public place .o sell Qiiack mcoi" tunes, a quack doctor, hence, ar-boastful and tmscrupulous pretender; a chailatan. AAhere it came from. The Italian, montimmanco, montare, to mount. Plus id, in upon, Plls banco, bench, y ROTH WERE WILLING Fverton Bv W. M. - Judgebe settled Mulligan- Can't this ease out of court?" - Shure, tling tilings out of court. idea of the Mulligan's proper way of doing lt Ls not our idea. We like a peat able settlement. We sell many articles that are guaranteed and we sometimes are called upon to make adjustments on the guarantee. In a case of this kind we try to make the guarantee good to the entire your name on this fa mw?! .3- rr lic j pub- hool Joe Bungst.iiD r mailed on a bet, and ever since then lie tie been violently opposed to all forms of rambling , atcly fills the suirounding air .j Any one within a radius of 100 feet is temporarily blinded, but the effects wear off wi1 Inn an hour. Payroll bandits will have their eyes full in trying to rob a messenger of a new type of payroll satchel. It automatically shoot-a stream of tear gas the moment it leaves the messenger's hand Only one objection to the satchil The l. aKv gassed unless he leaves the vi- ennty in a great hurry1 The satchel w oiks by means of a chain held in the messenger s hand at all times. If approached by bandits, the messenger will-1- 8 Ingly drops the bag or allows the thieves to take it. but he 'hangs on to the chain, This pulls a stopper from a vial of tear gas which imnicdi- - ' YE DIARY December 16 Ip betimes, and to walkimr around the house, moaning ami and wringing my groaning hands, and to exi lainimt; over the parlous slate of the Stick , mes-enge- r Air YORK -- Eastern Transport has received permisNEW sion to operate a robot pilot on its scheduled line between New York and Jacksonville, Fla. The plane is one of a fleet of regularly flying the course and, if experiments with it prove satisfactory, it is likely that the mechanical pilot will be installed on the o'hers $72.50 I.imif- It is the easiest ami safest way and the most ecohoinical In the long run! Saves jou much lime and annoy- Mice. - X - Just notify our office 0 b b by phone, post fi or in person, and well do the lest! Your gifts will move .swiftly and arrive in good con- - 0 (iition. Special Rates on All Foodstuffs ASK FOR OUR 1931 HOLIDAY ADDRESS LABELS. ALSO WRAPPING PAPER AND TWINE FURNISHED FREE! Railway Express Agency, Inc . JNTERURBAN DEPOT PHONE 17 is 1 ry a ton of this bettet find of Coal. Moll) Iai v, boy J j,S3-.V I Etlu.si(lv I In Lotran Ry COAL & WOOD Plume 2'Ki Mil . . Main t ci CARL W. SANDERS S. iiwi I. 85 r Cun-sol- with Automatic Volume Control, Vi Sr- IK. Sold W I HI Tl BES 7 IN and rrserre your Christmas Atwater now. Give your family the one gift all hoxd for a real radio the greatest theyve of all radios, a genuine Atwater Kent, new 1932 tnoijcl thefinest qualityAtwaterKenteveroffered, famous Aiwau-- Kent engineering and at what surprisingly low prices. There's a new Atwater Kent model to suit your poeket-liocj- k to a 1 and a small down payment rennet it and puts it in j our home when you say. Come in and pit k it out COME igrc-ai-L- there's penty to qo around-i- n fact Peerless Coal comes from a mine big enough to f.Il i train that would reach around the world. M.ned and prepared for burning by the most modern tlppie in western America. b - E for Christmas! 'iOGO AROUND The dern me for Peerlets Coal I Atwateh E&etstt 900Q(SiSC(SOCOSCOCCCCOSOOOSCOSOQiSSCOSiQOOiCCCOSCCOI Send Them By Railway Express Titll Gall for Them Within COMH.F Make sure of having your ENOUGH Speed Your Gifts satis- faction of the customer. And at the same time we ire every effort to avoid our embarrassment for customer. We are anxious for everyone to feel that Evertons guarantee is a good guarantee. -- MAY USE ROBOT yer in, nor. Thats just what the two av us wuz thryin' to do whin til police Intel fried Wiiile wa are in sympathy with the Idea of set- cry-iiis- i Science News far-flun- - The to be till Kk ic.iii 'or (liiiulifst cn" in North Ann r a. tiraw-- b u k. liave it your own vav. .said Well, coach, suite Xmit cable Europe $1. Special Dinar is the this is your biithday. well let city and rates, lniiiti-leildi i Market: and Dame Humor doth you have a victory in.tiad of u Christmas blinks- Western Unil i link who D23 f. ii tie lun. are xou Cr v an c scm. snap: Youlordidn't lose anv mona. in iitbrl pay ies in Wall Street And I do ttlrphoni as u letmt. weeping No dentin. rator. for tin tip opi but tliiiilu of bow imuli nioiue Piiolu In Chink Heafli. 1 I had would have lost if bought lO.CHO shares of I . S. The Ilia e lia; one .alvaiii Steel at 21.0 a shall!" And so over the automobile Dicic all the mornm? to moon mi; no cut tax on an oat about the house, it being the Huh dace of Deeember. and winter cominf on ap.ue. I IN AM I Al, NOTE Money goes u Pith lar-lliter Joe tie Bungstai now. hut it still is unfolk' weie ,o c lucked m hi able I go quite as far as hi me town that tin v u eri roik next pay day. lor rultis in the RAILWAYS York editors are smart to be to hold their I n( v must know their world, g all ifs outposts, a tiie" iinmubib'v ot U.e Home well as m inposts. such as Ko- to U c vv komo, Kalamazoo, jj. ( Gu ir(i w)1 Ik econo me revolution In si mu, and Emporia r Tnp I tit. village, ,.!ml of the Fourth bimht knights rodf!l', n the ci,in,0 Jllcj know Man- . sometimes . , , Estate a ,, nuhMiod ,r c better than nuria n they know iVeo" a pi cn s ot boa, also re tut bv i lt nn-- u nomoUN, ..ittHcti. in Lhl iu ini.,c ul picinv vinif' num er MonT boas ur? nuscnllcu boa; nn ,,ltm ,ir,n const rictc rs although tne cun- r,le, L1,1 l V I'raads dier of 'h,, tiavi r ,n . Tonopah a si tor i, one ol the lose w oa.id up Ult- low mad- KLPORX exhams of the snake, raiely " ' . cm cling 10 feit in length. The lp w, ,.i, v'u, t ,n,ai ', r niis Hath 30 feet m i!,1'1 km ; U " r.-cuti T!- le until, wndi several hundn d lambifl skl(;l.) has a 500 WORDS dim 01 of 500 words the Ton- instead Hiunds. snoved in his iio? at ouan man ftied the following: Despite tucir ferocity they pitchloiktune ' DEATH VALLEY 300 FEET li.uniK ss unless of great milking In shoit niaoc vbc iubu BELOW SEA LEVEL. TONO- e ones iu Even tii Hi eptible of taming and set nil not so duin dumb at thab if pah 6000 FEET ABOVE SEA SOME CLOUD- leguar. ldVEL ',j (juire a positive rtgard fur siitaitniss lies m ea.mgtaxes HURST t.n it human f: lends. .voting regular paving and dving amid t.ie tears ot your orthodox as- - I ltd (a i II Al I, Ol I A-- I 1 M) New Tety have i Vi i Sol) a lx I V , i i in obli ill. u. P i u1". i d 1. i.ud And , oloi p ih In tun ing to 10 ;i i s ih line ' , 11X1011 , W n ' , lotm i a i i v. to' conn man, well i a ,i w ye n l hi A DOLE FOR THE th ' Imp Slice' ( ,n hui'Ol of ( ' 11 'Cl IM t Mexico --as anyone knows is poor backward country old (Ml V i i just a live h . rs queue ci could ti on 11 to, i I C lie I -, And li ained hii' Tin ri an VCati ,il'lli id,' li lull id Peg ;y , .oil (Ion i pciiertl vacantr!() t had Ik on at f.ipu'Cs I n! eu'd ul, Ol, ( on a sCt The wlioie rr nt of t he him hro.t ir pi r (i Mote minutes pc.,sed. She decided that 'oincUiin; had ro a vioag vatu u.e scene, and opened the door Tirne seemed longer m Urn ci..rk Hole than it cud outsiae They weie just in the middle of tne cene and tiling? weie goaig Leautilully when she appealed. They had to ,tarl fium the bcjinnine, Ho she went back This time M.e decided hut. notnuig v.u.ad et her out bciuie the propei t.iuc hoc wared and waited. Penally the daik and silence became too nie,onie. ami Peggy ju .1 a ti die suspicious She opened the dooi am! look-(- d out' Wllltu be Hi li 4 b1 I rs land-weal- oui il of ( al a bargain sale i indeiH-nderi- .starves Well, tywithout any heaven-gifte- d coons of industry of financial wizards but they had some doin's down there a few years ago and decided that was too highly concentrated and today most of the land is back under Us original ownership all the former landowners are very sore about it but they anything to say just don't have about it . . . AND, LISTEN: If the Mexicans had the sense to see the danger of concentrated wealth it seems that we smart Americans ought to be able to see it, too -- because if we don't... . . m -- land-owne- 'a - wi,. lilnuug 'Iho, Ace Rok-!- i ..I Falaniaulil a paity act in Buddy It Root' , v.,1 , U,)I "i to Hod Ik r i nidi u ill a daiK i a si I : o sue lad in the clow t. Minute pas-c- hursd iv, wliin be tried to Inn k bristmas shoppi rs "I me-pliei- Just as the Mexican Indian was dependent on land so the American came to be dependent not on land but on money. It is a bit sad that, today -not one American rut, or 100U rould support himself and Jus family if you gave him loo acres of the Hne.st land in the west. about all the average man knows is how to be a reif for a weekly wage and if the .serfholders don't want linn he imyway lime lacked along In Mexico until one day the country awakened to discover that about 99 per ci nt of the land was owned by 1 or 2 per cnt of the population lived in Ihe the eities or on large and lazily-ru- n haciendas and didn't give a whoop what happened to the sther 98 per cent of the people and curiously enough tins is just about what has happe: ed with m the United States money Instead of land . . . Nearly all the money-ownetew 'in the United Statesown anearper cent of the people ly all the money) a live in cities and don't give whoop what happens in the farming country or In what circumstances the rest of the people live or for that matter if they Eve at all as long as they can pay interest on mortgages and heavier and heavier taxes and not complain too loudly ilisloi .1 fi-- It Mcfloo. - Hid, , they ! Amencin stir, gridiron vv b u placed tlirie years co i o lege football without an M Rluop's (dll, illume was tr.u lured and lies left knee vv on Our Own West All That Counts ! : ii. i Man All y a- b pu'ting him nu v.m-lik- e cvi-i- rs 1 ' iJui-,v- leaini IU III !' Europe is in almost a state of ilmpt ration. There is every prospect t hat the disarm. mu nt connation m moie ference will break up. With mood than in 11)1 A, the situation is tin e. France and Poland, glutted with vntniv, ae ineiil-lesslgoading Germany, .Austria and Hunpan into a of hate and resentment. Tlieie m gnat d.mgir spirit a v.ill be that the nations defeated in the woild driven to fascism or communism, eitlur mum1 pm tending evil. England, though tempoiai'ilv .tided hv a spurt of trade from the Chinese In vmtl on tp.m upvulnerable anti unable to fill tier loinnr mb holder of the balance of po or on the (ontuu ot. Should we moan these fads m the United S' ite No, we should be thank fill we aie on the otln r ml" untot tiled of the world, that we have a .",u boundary with our larged neigh! or, that .die - i" serious threat to pi ace in our hi n Europe may mnir out ol lei pn eot may not. Our course is to Gop the II a o abroad and dt vole our slate-of closer friendship among Vo it'iin nations. From Alaska to Cape loin thlllp e, t OK e III economu unit. It an Il II is tali. m sepal aled race hatreds. mil I'm h I'elii ,pi In starving Chinese, fanatnal llu I.VIdians, desperate Get mans, oiei '(il tall. ills. 'i il n In vvnl Frenchmen inul sfrnkeii linpli-lim- i Mil The Americas, years apo, vvitu i.illcd til. ' Arorlil. Lets keep our win Id "New," in v, IN tl oL decent relations between coiinliiis Vc shed Knod red Amciie.in blood mi i.t .i; slaughter fields of Europe m IblK. Fuuc t Illll, we've sunk billions and billions oi pood Ameiiian doll. ii m the same place, dollais thal'iimld have built ,iu i riipite over here. Have we learned our There are nime very interesting books out about Mexico -and some of the politicians and nation-saveand other animul-tulu- e ought to read them . . . Mexico used to be and .still i, largely an agricultural country - we used to be mainly agricultural - with thousands of lit-communities that were almost although today most any would American community starve in ten days if failed. 1 ' 1 s son THE WORLD 1 i r -- tilitns heno on tvery u gii'tt ir VC .1 Wny aie me ot oui M", 11. rtipij fS not s iK v, RUSHY SI IR OF 15 r it, an but .1 t cru hum Hitir lot with mtiscu Nor contmt wiMi l.r iod nitii !y v ,nchng their coil, ..bout n I i i ini ,, t.n v pl.ee fold our fo'a to add re much weight as piK'ible to tra muscular ctfoit lars-- -- . Neither 11m new paper, nor any of its stockholder) or olfiei.il hi, any lateoiuo iou whatever, directly or Indirectly, with any political putty, public utility, nal pimi'i bun or oilier private business except the publication of newspapers devoted ulely to .service. public 1 r. No one la,. tvfr been powin-uu-l- v the bit tin b', .1 boa. n.tke i one ot tl.c ut adla t ol all rpt n They tan and do k 11 nun and i'l (ice ' llovili, Die has a sthenic lor matido!! irs mi ng a million Hall "tuut She is going to wait until I s tri I (hops to zero 1,0V up all the slotk l,n the nothing, and turner hot! ni.n . I'l I R I I fidk-- Gilman, Nicoll & Rutiiman, Special Represen tatives San Fr.uiucu olfm1 727 Mu lit St,, Chicago otnee, 410 N. Michigan Ave ; New York ofhee, 10 W 4t'ii St Iio ton "iim 18 Tremont St ; Detroit office, 601 New Center bldg OTT1S PETERSON, Managing Editor R W MARTIN, Adveili m Man ii r J J Humor I The .'III 1,1 N Of Published every week clay afternoon, except legal holidays, at 7.7 Wr Center Mreet, Logan, Utah, by Cache Vulley Newspaper Co, N Ounn.ir Rasmuson. jfesldent, and entered a1? second-clas- s mutter at the jx tulfm Logan, Utah, under the act of March 3, 1879 Subscription pme in Cache 50 $2 in the mail, Valley by year advance, by carrier $3 H) a ve.ir in ,.'! vance or 40 cents the month. Outside Cache Valley, by mail $7 00 the y n 1 r; vt Afternoon THE TRUHI ILUUi by Sripx('anfi(ld Neirspawr vt-r- kc km i Cinematters mtureland - N, 7 - -- 1 1: iIiri;M LOGAN, UTAH, ,. HERALD-JOURNAL- Herald Journal The.. A 11 1 w i. 'lf - ' $99.50 COMPUTE vmu THUS kupcr-hetmxly- I ( I ; a no NEEDHAM JEWELER '..V.V.V.VW.VW.-.VW.VAV.-.- -, |