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Show The Herald Journal By HILL BILLY -- A Every I trust no one ol you folks out there get discouraged about writing me because I do not reply personally, For years I have been telling you that I cannot promise to answer any readers letter, except when I advertise that I will do so, and I am even getting off that notion; this comer is either get- ield Newspaper Scripps-Can- f Afternoon Week-da- y Our Own West HERES HOW HOOVER t The lI Its Romantic History WOULD BOOST TAXES I OBSERVER to there BIlilllIU!t!lilllUii!!lUllUUllIytiU!l!l!U!llllIimfl!10111liiBIHCiilltHIH!ll6 HIBERNATION Published every week day afternoon, except legal holidays, at 75 West Center street, Logan, Utah, by Cache Valley Newspaper Co., N. Gunnar matter at tne postoffice Rasirtuson, president, and entered as second-claLogari, Utah,- under the act of March 3, 1879. Subscription price in Cache Valley by mail, $2.50 the year in advance, by carrier $3.50 a year in advance or 40 cents the month. Outside Cache Valley, by mail $5.00 the year. TP0 vOOO,000 y& tco Q 3 o,ooo 4a5 z'Jl032-- . ss Proclaim liberty throughout the land Gilman,' Nicoll & Ruthman, Special Representatives San Francisco office, 525 Market St.; Chicago office, 410 N. Michigan Ave-- New York office, 19 W. 44th St.; Boston office, 18 Tremont St.; Detroit office, 601 New Center Bldg. OTTIS PETERSON, Managing Editor R. W, MARTIN, Advertising Manager - ting more circulation or 0N c a sum-thi- n. uO.OQO ; These days I make a gesture and I got plenty work from San Diego to Vancouver. I have a dozen letters at hand that I should answer, most - THE TRUTH QUICK of them about Where can books that have been mentioned in this corner be secured? Thats an obligation, but maybe I can save the old bean for more useful purposes by making a form letter in this corner. Let us see, umph, dig into that mess of letters here we are: What Is Man and Other Essays; Dcllquest of Los Angeles has that, so has Van Guard Neither this newspaper, nor any of its stockholders or officials has any connection whatever, directly or indirectly, with any political party, public utility, real estate promotion or other private business except the publication of newspapers devoted solely to disinterested public service. HOOVER FAILS !b ur The American peole have heeu considerate. The many blundering steps of the nationhj president have been passed, over. Ilis faltering in times of crisis have been overlooked, in the hope his actions would improve. He has been given another chance and another 0acKe Humor revived. , AIDS PRESIDENT! to This is Congressman Cuthbert Cupcake, who is backing Presi- njjJ.ittf. a, . A5 dent Hoover's proposal to infederal crease X taxes. In a let- ter to the White w House today, Con gressman sug Cupcake gested that the would nation . welcome a tax of $150 a year Spn all men who wear orange-rolore- d spats, fir Photo by J. W. Matkin- w sound basis. Instead of putting wooden patches over the wooden cracks in the ship of American business we must start building a new steel one. But Hoover goes to the other extreme, even favoring continuation- of he Grundy tariff. Now it is time for the legislative branches of the government to go ahead, disregarding, if they can, the dragging dead weight of the presidents influence. It is time for the people to speak, with new severity if Hoover interferes. than 6000 bills were in congress this week, He only bses was a piker. vrote 10 commandments. her Natureland"-- r Hank McMurder, serving a term in states prison, de- are popular members of Presmanded today that the warden ton's young set and Mr. Moser a him recently returned from a misive sion. The nuptial rite! will be onths vaea- so.omnized In the Salt Lake ion in which to Tt oiple. - - -o his Christ- Mr. and Mrs. J. J. Sanford shopping. entertained at dinner Sunday I am not at all for Mr- and Mrs. Wilbur Langsatisfied here. ford and two children. Mr. explained Mr. and Mrs. Joseph Hansen In AcMurder. had Mr. and Mrs. L. R. James tact, I never of Kentucky as their guests last Would have week.' come here il I Sheriff and Mrs. William Head known irhat a bad reputation the place and Mr. and Mrs. John Hobbs las. I want a vacation in order returned home Friday from a boy an automatic rifle and a motor trip to Arizona. Mrs. Lynn Smith was hostess nachine gun. Besides, there are 1 couple of banks 1 want to for the Ladles Aide Society rob to raise money for Christ- - Wednesday afternoon. A work nas presents. The warden has meeting was the order of the aken Mn McMurders applica- - occasion. Dainty refreshments were served at five thirty. Jon under advisement. An. attractive affair of WedPhoto by C. L. Pocock. nesday was the party given by Vice President Curtis, who will Mrs. Ray Wheeler and Mrs. e Hoovers running mate next Willard Manning complimentary 'ear, says: I am an optimist." to Mr. and Mrs. Joseph Hansen who are leaving for Alabama Youd better be, Charlie! :o make their home. A variety r WORDS PRECEDING of games and delicious edibles were enjoyed during the even-.n- g THE TRAGEDY 1 think this is the right by twenfy four friends. Mrs. Evqn Jones presided at a address. Ring the doorbell jolly childrens party In honor anyway its only 3:30 a. )t her daughter, lone, on her thirteenth birthday Friday, When Lil Gee Gee sings, it rhirteen little guests were enakes us back to the dear old tertained with games and a lays on the farm, and we hear .ovely luncheon was served at n memory, the rusty windmill i table attractively centered with a birthday cake and favors xeaking in the breezet ippropriate for the Christmas 99-ye- ar . had -- B season. Following the . merry-go- -, f Thys daye to rummaging in round program presented fan olde trunk in the attick, and the first, second, third : and .ourth ward M. I. A., Miss Loe 2lo ftade a burnt-woo- d pipe-iJfJ-ac- k, did Morrison entertained the least which me for Christmas ere we of the First ward entertainment j wedded! and I do laugh with a chill supper. Eighteen pie heartillie at the prettie creature. members were included. Mrs. Harold Hawks as her and her had irk vastly, &5hich doth house guest, the fore part of the j doth dig up a pin-traAsrhich I did give her these many week, Mrs. Glen Bybee of Dow- ' -j i .3Vea gone by, it being made of ney. kfdfU-lsuid- s pasted on a saucer; The Elite club was charmingly Lorin she doth hoot, What an entertained , by Mrs. . and Crookston, Friday afternoon. rJirttet you were! but Lord; I did Aucton bridge was the pleasure 3MARTIE! sJnalntain a Haughty silence, and of the aoccasion. Each guest re- -token. Luncheon servTid freeze the zany with a ceived ed at five thirty was delicious ' VlMMC! if indeed' and the dining table This is Saturday, and accord-n- g was adorned with holly and a to our eustom, contributors reen and red color harmony rill receive their usual weekly even club members and Mrs. onus 25 per cent of their sal- Claude Lewis, attended. The ladles of the Sixth ward utes as contribs. Dame- - Brew Hk-nak- y, i yJi it. entertainseries of four-athats about as far as you ments Tuesday night. The ento ct tion without any compensations whatever City people pay a terrific levy for the privilege of living In a human ant-hi- ll they lose time by traffic congestion and have to pay interest on the huge and often inflated valuations on property there is too much competiHere's what the tax Increase adopted in President Hoovers In every line and so pracbudget message will mean If it is adopted by Congress. In the tion titioners of everything from income tax chart shown above, figures given are for single men astrology to zoology are out of with no special exemptions. Lowering of the exemption from work half the time $1500 to $1000 will hit the small salaried man, while the large inThis country could get along crease in the surtax will hit the very rich. The tax for the very nicely if it never went very rich is figured on net income after all deductions. . Theater over 125,000,000 population tax would be 10 per cent on alL admissions of 50 cents or more, and then there still would be whereas the present tax begins with admissions of $3. This is plenty of room left to wander expected to boost this revenue from $4,000,000 to $80,000,000. Au- around in tomobile tax will be on a percentage basis, with $10 probably and some definite move to the lowest tax on any car get people out of cities ought to I V W chapel was filled to capacity spectators. with appreciative The wards report a thoroughly was given, instructive program and funds for promoting the M. L A. work were collected. PAMPERED SNAILS Edible snails are taken from France into London in numbers of more tjjan 2,000,000 each These Franch snails are specially fed for restaurant trade on vine leaves and year- - be made so that both those who leave and those who are left ftould get along better We asked AND, LISTEN: this chamber of commerce booster who wanted more how many children he was raising and he said he wasnt raising any he believed in birth control. pop-ulat'- on aisSfly ft . r o thers gloss. CHAIRS TABLES TOYS All are important food fish, their flesh is tasty and fiim.. Either Enamel or Neptunite Varnish Quick Drying Enamel is best. It teeth. BITTER "HONEY In the Ozark regions of Missouri and Arkansas, parts of Tennessee, Kentucky and Alabama, the bltterweed, Helenium tenulfollum, yields plenty of golden honey to bees, but it is as bitter as quinine. A Peaceful Settlement By w. t did you compro- mise It? We compromised on a baby, carriage Ip these times there are many people who are compromising on something they can't afford instead of the thing they want. Evertons store is helping many of these people. In our exchange department we have many bargains. They may not be Just what you want but they are what you can afford and they will serve the purpose In many cases Just as well as the more expensive goods. Right now we have some bargains In heating stoves, ranges and various items In furniture. mttttttutimttttttuttmtM ttniti mm . : V ' table never es white'. Use Lowe Brothers quick. drying, ena-- . mal if you de.sire color. kepjt I particularly turns white with water nqr scratch- Stairways can first class shape quick floor enamel. ;If enamel spreads hard place can in hot water to warm while using. Neptunite Floor Varnish lasts well on Stairways. you dont wait for days while it dries. Lowe 1 Kitchens Finish Kitchen walls with' Mello-glos- s. It is easy to j dries quickly, is easy to apply and comes in all the desired bright c'o o r s. Lasts a long time. with Lowe dry-in- g your repaint woodwork and lasts well. good for tops. ' It well. M. EVERTON When we first got married my wife and I quarreled for a year whether we should buy an automobile or a horse and buggy. "How is Varnish finish easily done in cold weather with Lowe Brothers Quick Drying Varnish, : Stain or , Enamel. They dry in half a 3: day. They are easy to apply and wear apply and easy to clean. Neptunite Varnish on woodwork brightens the fin- ish and dress quickly. PICTURE FRAMES May be refinished gold or alumi- num paint. .Lowe Brothers is best. Quick Drying enamel can also be used with good re- suits. Neptunite varnish will brighten up. wood-- , IRON BEDS Sandpaper rough 'fyiijL'es all and apply. Lowe Bros. Quick Drying enamel or Lowe Bros. Varnish Stain for best results. Bedrooms U work andi V M Brothers quick drying enamel dries in a few hours and' is much easier to apply than the old style enamel. Bath Rooms Both $ 3 s S u,i. , walls may be finished with Lowe Dry mg Enamel 5 ; lower Quick Drying Enamel. It comes in white and other desirable colors. Washes easy. priced use i or for a Broth ers . J i Now when you Keep your linoleum looking new and easy to clean. It is not hard to do if you use Lowe Brothers Linoleum Laquor. It is colorless. Many coats of laquor will not change the color of linoleum. Dries in 15 minutes Somewhat related to the cod family, flatfish inhabit seas in all parts of the world. They habitually rest half covered with sand, or move sidewards along the sandy sea bottoms. They feed on mollusks, worms, sand-dolla- rs and the like, bewith strong ing furnished y, . Woodwork ILnmMeunm quick drying floor enamel no need to wait until spring to paint your floors. Do it now! Dries in four hours and its easy to apply. It produces a very beautiful at right angles to the part which contains the brain. Their bodies become greatly the side nearest compressed; the ocean bottom becomes white; the upper part assumes coloration which resembles the sand and pebbles. J 11) limits I go tertainment was rotated in the after that the thing becomes four ward chapels, and each With Lowe w, (December Just how big a city ought to GIVE ENTERTAINMENT be we don't know but we think PRESTON Prest an First, Secthat if you get 100,000 people ond and Fqttrth wards presented and coop them up with city to the pedplb6f Preston' with a too complicated and too much money is wasted in transporta- FLOORS . YE DIARY (S ought (Sam 2 A affair ry no Preston News Mrs. William Cottle has had Relief society enjoyed a quilting niece, Miss Ethel Lewis of and a delectable dinner at the Ramah, New Mexico, as a guest home of Mrs. Myrtle Gollghtly for a few. days. Wednesday Tuesday. The windy solons talk, talk and talk and talk, and evening $he was the motif of a i sumptuous dinner given by Mrs. talk and talk and talk. William Hurd at her home. An And talk M attractive bowl of fruit centerA serious shortage of liquor ed the dining table. Miss Lewis is enroute to her home in New Tor the holiday season is reFlatfish (soles and flounders) ported by local bootleggers. A Mexico after - filling a- mission are born in normal, vertical ,ot of Santa Clauses are not go- in the North eastern states. their peculiar Miss Lulu Clayton, youngest fish shape; ng to smell familiar this year. flattened shape is assumed daughter of Mr. and Mrs. E. when they become adult. Thomas Clayton will become the GUNMAN SCORES As they grow older the skull bride of Joe Moser of Fair-viePRISON! son of Mr. and Mrs. E. gradually becomes so distorted P. Moser, on December 17. Both and its facial part is twisted LONGFELLOW REVISED SjUnder the stately capitol dome 4A80 (u.UOn(ALUON a was Overland Trail, It was purely and sonply a result of the famous gold rush to California the year before. A great shout arose or a southern stage route which would be open the The Overland year around. Trail answered this demand The trials and tribulations of a trip over this route left markers unmistakable just north of El Paso, Tex., across the Crow flats, around Guadalupe Peak to the Pecos river. bones of oxeu, Bleached horses and sometimes, even humans lay at the side of the road, showing future passersby what privations, hardships and disasters befell the pioneers. Today all this is changed. Markers still are along the Overland trail. But they aio not the whitened bones ef Today one sees the pioneers. carcasses of rusty, broken-dow- n once stalwart autos. are found And the frames just as close together as boitls a.' once were found. y.W.V.W.VVWW.'.W.V.V.VJW.V.VWV.VW.WVVVWWJ,.V.V,.W. 5 7 - , More that taxes must be raised. Then lie This country will not be saved by a propping of our shaky .organizations.1 We need the kind of leadership that will allow the forward looking and progressive businesses and institutions to go ahead. Let the deadwood fall so we can build a new prosperity on a u 1032 nt says that the resources must go to help the weak railways and weak banks. He also wants to toss more millions after the 1175,000,000 that has been lost so far by Farm Board operations. Not one cent for the working man. pt , The Life of Joshua Warren in the Los Angeles library. Ir is not in print. Woodrow Wilsons Our Democracy." or similar title, can be secured anywhere it is not such a muen. The Strange Death of Rcesl-deHarding is easy to acquire, since Gaston Means and even The Daughter' of a President" Is not- - tod difficult, although the honorable high Washington court made It an executive session when the case came to trial. Query: When did ANY court acquire the power In a free country to call an executive session? My silly notion Is that the source of all aut,horly flows from the proletariat. And what a swell time Ive had, these last 40 years trying to prove it. Oh, well; the old bean is bloody, but unbowed. So dont write me, asking a reply. This is an early winter; there Is snow on the low hills and drifts on the third bench. I am going into early hibernation; if the aged typewriter doesn't freeze on me I'll be seeing ya. What does the country get from its president? That is the tragedy. Hoover decides TAX Q3V is Now, at the opening of congress, he speaks his plan, and it is the worst and weakest failure of his career.' Strength of action is needed. Leadership is needed. The working man needs help. Industry must be ' folks! Chinese laundrymen in the United to States are returning Manchuria to fight for llieir native country. 01 We yet hear of a h named . brigadiermay general San Francisco Charlie or k Chicago Sam. g, eI In his message to congress, says: We do not reaIr. Hoover quire more money or working efapital. Speak for yourself. Herb; we JJould use $10 pretty nicely just with Christmas coming on jjow, whatnot. ynd Howdy, We thought a lot of towns had got over tiiat idea but there are some left of course and the idea still persists that the biggest thing In the world is therefore the best. in the old days all the $2,000,000 movies were thought vastly superior to the mere ones and a building was always known to be handsomer and better in every way than ry PT6SS. and another. What we need one of the to this town boosters said Minaret of Mirth the other day is more population . . . Yes-si- r, more people. There aren't half enough he said chewpeople here and no stone ing a toothpick ought to be left unturned to get em here . . . . and so forth and so on 00 NAOSEMEnT 1850 Up BY JIM MARSHALL 1 $ . job Mellogloss on walls and woodwork. Walls may be given sponge or crumpled finish with very little. It is easy to clean. . .V.V.VAVAW..V.'.V.V.V.VAV.V.VAVWVAV.VVAV.VAV.VV.VA tan mu i : 3 1 |