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Show if THE HERALD PAGE TWO - s, I. il Boys and Guns The Herald-Journ- Werk-da- y al I spoke recently of buying a He .410 shotgun for the boy. now is equipped with a rifle, six- -, or, to be exact, nine-guand a shotgun- I hope he gets Afternoon Published every week day afternoon, except legal holidays, at 75 West Center street Logan, Utah, by Cache Valley Newspaper Co., N. Gunnar matter at the postoffiee Rasrauson, president, and entered as second-clas- s Logan, Utah, under the act of March 3, 1879. Subscription price in Cache Valley by mail, 12 50 the year in advance, by carrier $3 50 a year in advance or 40 cents the month. Outside Cache Valley, by mail $5.00 the year. Proclaim liber- ty thruout the land." San Francisco office, 525 Market & Ruthinan, Special Representatives Ave.; New York office, 19 W. 44Ui St.; Boston office, St; Chicago office, 410 N. Michigan 18 Tremont St.; Detroit office, 601 New Center Bldg. R. W. MARTIN, Advertising Manager OTTIS PETERSON, Managing Editor Gilman, Nieoll THE TRUTH QUICK or officials has any connection Neither this newspaper, nor any of its stockholders whatever, directly or indirectly, with any political party, public utility, real estate promotion or other private business except the publication of newspapers devoted solely to disinterested public service. THE DOLLAR ISNT HURTING US "ts t . i ji. 1 , . folks! Congress Howdy, Hear ye! Convenes today. cirThe greatest two-rin- g cus In the world is now open! See Senator Borah, he the great fireeater; belches flame and smoke frem nose and mouth! See in his Johnson, Hiram death-defyin- g act of hurl- lug thunderbolts at Europe! Visit the menagerie! See all the running little congressmen fighting to get at the pork barrel! And dont forget the clowns, folks! 500 . as much fun out of their possession as lias his dad and my father before me; and my fathers father, and so on back to the time when the wild Irish and wilder Goths werfe ambushing each other with war clubs. It is amazing what the little popguns will do firing modem ammunition. As a kid I was iaised on a shotgun, and I cant get it through my head that these little baby shotguns can actualy injure the feelings of anything bigger than a field mouse, but these small shotguns have as mueh penetration as their big brothers. They merely make, a smaller target, which makes for better shooting and fewer cripples. rifles The little surprise a fellow too. With the new long rifle shells sons taiget gun will shoot accurately a quarter of a mile. I didnt believe that until the boy stood on the front porch of the shack and hit a dead cedar snag almost across 40 acres We could hear the bullet ping on the dead wood. This frosty morning the boy tucked his shotgun under -- his arm and hiked down the hill, then up into the big timber, hoping for a shot at a grouse. Son had the world to himself, an empire to hunt in. streams to listen to, old trails to follow, his own gun, his own day, and er Humor 500 count em Pass right in, and gentlemen, the main performance is about downs downs! U-di- to start! The worse the depression becomes, the more haywire ideas on economics are mentioned as cures. The latest national craze is a bemoaning of the high value of the dollar. Some amateur experts on high finance would have us believe that Englands falling pound is a great advantage to her and that the United States might he better off without a gold standard or a stable unit of currency. We dont pretend to know anything aliout high finance, but its common sense that, although we could sell abroad for silver or depicted currency easier than for gold dollars, when we took this silver or depleted currency out into world markets to buy it would buy much less than gold dollars. We would only be trading with small change instead of Jpl 0 bills. And, on the other hand, if the dollar took a fall, all wealth in the United States would be easier for foreigners to buy and all wealth in foreign countries would be harder for Americans to buy. With the dollar high, badly distributed as our wealth is, America is economically supreme the world over. Keep it there! As we understand it, the first net of congress will be to pass a law, repealing the depression. ANNOUNCEMENT 7, 1931. Cinematters OBSERVE! - By Jim Marshall By LLEWELLYN MILLER ... Directing moths for parts in a picture mere nothing to Lloyd Knechtel. He goes out and u p rounds m ls an airplane or 10,-0- Hollywood is The Popes recent statement Any newspaper will tell you explaining that he addressed that when a newspaper prints a relief plea to the worlds a story about a baby that poor because It was practically wants a home or asks Its readers to a 100 per cent waste of time to expect the rich to do any- kick in with a few bucks for rescue of a straving family thing or makes any sort of a plea Is a sad commentary of the for the unfortunate times its very seldom any Its the poor that helps the poor has been a truism for wealthy person ever comes across with a nickel centuries and always will be we suppose usually its people who but we Jiope the popes havent any too much themgentle chiding made a few selves who gallop to the resdollar-harpiblush although cue we doubt it The penalty of being rich Is plenty of game if .he could out- the total inability to feel that greatest of all emotions guess it. that I can remember, to the marfeeling row of my spiritual bones, the that comes when you know that to even came if hit yourshard exaltation that sort of youre me as a boy when I had a elf- youve done your little bit winter day off and went trailing for the bird in a rabbit In the snow. Then a spot most every poor person has bit of a fire at noon and a and its toasted sandwich, and home so known that feeling tired that the last mile I drag- something that the wealthy after my never can experience ged that old wavering tracks. Those days entered more deeply into my life This has often ofthan any other days; and I fered todepartment do its bit by organiz have had many sorts of days, ing a Millionaires Relief auxmost of them enjoyable, some iliary to the of them glarious. club If I can contribute to my wp have been ready at all huntas such memories times Wwcftit a lew millions boy my ing boyhood gave me then I and so reprove worry from have not lived in vain- Indeed, creased brows we blow where we could use I have done a darn good Job of increasing the fundamental the miltrorfs and help a lot of store of human happiness. people but no millionaire yet es heart-warmi- sea-gul- grows pump- White cloths, ready to shoot. feet were twenty square, stretched at intervals. On them, were trained the rays of power- Like magic, the ful lamps. moths which had beencollecting for two days mobilized in front of the screens- Pumpkins Made to Order The long - necked pumpkins gave a little more trouble. But finally the problem was solved by wrapping the growing plant.--, with strips of cloth, so that they had no choice but to grow the way he wanted them to They were hothouse pumpkins, so they grew faster than usual kins with long necks afterward just to make the day complete. He is a trick Friday the thirteenth does not photographer mean a thing to Laurel and ? stuat Radio So far as they are conHardy. of All dios. it is just the day after. cerned, moths those It is Thursday the twelfth were needed not like. The that they do for a specrai shot in the day after botnF Because out went Knechtel So Dove. turned up at Hal Roach and spread bait to lure them studios swathfered In - bandages. He rangeInto photographic Laurel had received a badly lacsprayed sweet scented stuff over erated knee while filming a two for of bushes nights an acre sequence, and Hardy had In addition, he kept brilliant fight burned a hand severely when a lights burning. his home explonded. On the third night he was heater in still-tough- er - has offered us a solitary cent or ever will If suffering is assuaged this winter the assuaging will be done by people who nave suffered themselves it is these who will split their small bankrolls with others and man the soup kitchens and send in the groceries and clothing but they will have their reward. . . AND. LISTEN: Maybe the poor are always generous he cause it's the generous who are usuallv poor IME3 CKTSEn ism. o pity! No women need suffer that way month after month. Let Lydia Vegetable Com- What pound help you through those Md days nett fiobth. 0 J iw' mart more will frenzied gridiron she was supposed to have put fans in the collection plate, which Drop peanuts down our neck! did astonish us mightily, but the little tike did explaia solEa'lng raw food. says a sci- emnly that the ministet did entist, is a cure for baldness. meet her at the door and let Boy, fetch me 50 pounds of her in free. And we did laugh carrots! heartilic as the first daye we did take the child to kirke, BALLADS OF and, when the collection plate Now Yukon Jake, from Walrus was passed, she did say, Thank lake. you, and take out a dollar! Came down from the frozen North. Curtain vises at 8 30 sharp. To spend his dust, as tough guys must. On parties wild and so forth. He tried to show how wild men go. But was an awful flop; ' Thomas Alva Edison is gone, He wasnt enough not even but he left behind enough unrough finished work to last 100 years, He sassed a traffic cop! according to what he told his friend, Capt. J. F. Menge of 4 Fort Myers, Fla., about five NOTED CORRESPONDENT years ago. SCORES BIG SCOOP! In a little notebook which Col. Joseph G. Bungstarter, had been carefully and faithour special norrespondent . jin fully kept during a lifetime of usefulness to humanity, Edison Manchuria, anhad figures and drawings neatnounced today ly listed. In the back of the that ' Russian book were only a few blank civilians pages. carrying c o He showed me the book and weapons, looked it over, the captain contrary to the tells. rules of war'Theres 100 years of work fare. Col. Rung-startthere and It will all be finishreports ed," the inventor told him. I that every Rushave It all arranged and it will sian carries - a on going until it Is comdozen hand grenades, .. three keep trench mortars and a machine pleted. Ideas which came to Edisons gun hidden in his whiskers but which he did not have Photo by John Pltzer. mind time to work out are all jotted No Tib By HILL BILLY field Newspaper 'A Seripps-Ca- n it JOURNAL, LOGAN, UTAH, MONDAY. DECEMBER ... lOPPING HE-ME- N Science News Ames W. Cuttlefish, editor of the Congressional Record, announces that the leading article of the first issue will be i 4 iJ'i Their Eat Do Democrats The article will be Youagf lllaslrated by photos of these peculiar little varmints, which are unite common in certain sections of the country. Editor Cuttlefish Is shown above, inspecting hit gigantic new press Photo by Hans Mickelsen. There is only one thing worse than playing bridge with somebody who doesnt know the game playing with somebody who does. . , Choirmaster (rehearsing On-vfa- rd Soldiers'; Christian the Now only remember, trebles sing down to the gates of hell. and then you all come in." HURRAY! A The football seasons over, We do not care, by heck! -- WASHINGTON V are er tp down in the little book. They will furnish clues for others to follow. YE DIARY (December 6 (Lords Bay.) Thjs morning The human heart varies in Babie Humor did return from Sabbath Kchoole, carrying in her weight from eight to twelve thuhhy hand the silver dime ounces. By Craw TUBBS lJJ, Limctt linn Tottooo Co. How good is it? ABOUT anything and everything they buy, smart shoppers like to ask one 0n, nice kid, eioNwe. yeah-blond- ie. SEE, She CLIMBS ACROST THE ROOF AN HELPS WER IN MY WINDER, AN 5 we TROTS ON HOME AS SAFE AS YEP AUNT SUSIE. SHE AST ME TO TELL YOU. po Oft. Kid! SHE WAS SCARED I ''so, pmuounnit! SIUV AT THOSE MtM CHASIN HER. h j. . SCEMS LIKE IM ALWAYS in WHO ARE THEY? : 6UESS trouble YEAH? SAY. IHAS FELlA. ' I SCt'S vOiVCRC Me AN YCXtS GUNNER 'CAUSE LOYCS, Oil ALONG GCCAT GUNS, IHL''S ANY HUNG BOY, ITS IkOOBlE. W IV . "How good is it? Chesterfield welcomes smokers who buy their cigarettes that way. question tobacco buyers are smart shoppers, They "shop for the ripest, mildsweetest-tastinleaf that grows. And est, take they wont anything else.' "How good are Chesterfields? Well, consider their blending. OUR g Blended and merely mixed together. Blended first by crops and countries... then again and again... to produce a flavor and aroma that are Chesterfields alone. cross-blentled...n- cross-blende- d Thais how wc get that better taste ... Thats it! thats why Chesterfields are milder. Even the paper theyfe rolled in is the whitest, cleanest and purest that money can buy. And the package . . . clean, bright, fresh- looking . . . see how easily it opens, yet how tightly its sealed. OPEN Now firm, Good . . . theyve got to be good ! Theres value here. We know, because we put it in . , . and smoke it with out youll every one you light. package. Note the aroma . . . foretaste of pleasure ahead. pull out a Chesterfield ... round, a well-fille- d. "T TOW good XX is it? Light up . . . then yon tell ns! ''Milder? Right! Taste better? You bet they and they certainly do I satisfy do Theyre pure, too i $we. tysbp'Jm. cjwuZS - Gks&iJadCa ;'V 4 f j O xC&fy tine. |